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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

MrBlonde

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« Reply #400 on: 12-30-2006 23:04 »
« Last Edit on: 12-31-2006 00:00 »

Back to the vampires which is a good thing... We could sacrafice him to the Vampire God! ME!

TOTPD w00t! I've been getting lots of these lately!  big grin
jle1993

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« Reply #401 on: 12-30-2006 23:51 »

nah, the Goddess deserves it more, and thats me!

or we could share?
MrBlonde

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« Reply #402 on: 12-31-2006 06:56 »
« Last Edit on: 12-31-2006 06:56 »

Another way of killing Cubert is go zombie movie on his ass and bite him and rip out his organs...


Or we can just beat him to death with a phone.
jle1993

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« Reply #403 on: 12-31-2006 09:05 »

or poke him with a sharp stick
MrBlonde

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« Reply #404 on: 12-31-2006 09:59 »

You frame him and send him to prison then when you are there for vampirism you shiv him in the kidney while he is getting gang raped!
jle1993

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« Reply #405 on: 12-31-2006 10:05 »

I like the way you think wink
MrBlonde

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« Reply #406 on: 12-31-2006 11:21 »

I should win a Peelie for most sadistic Peeler.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #407 on: 12-31-2006 12:42 »

No. You should not win a PEELie. Ever.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #408 on: 12-31-2006 12:54 »

I would chop off his head then put it in my freezer and after a few days I would take out the eyes and use them as ice cubes.
tyraniak

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« Reply #409 on: 12-31-2006 14:41 »

Serve him up at an Omicronian Luncheon, or drape him with ranch and honey mustard and let Zoidberg eat him
MrBlonde

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« Reply #410 on: 12-31-2006 22:17 »

I just lit off some fireworks so I got the idea of shoving one up his ass and letting the hilarity follow.
BeanBeanBean!

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« Reply #411 on: 12-31-2006 23:30 »

Why did I get a completely different page to this and get something wierd with way old posters still posting. Arghh fucking nightmare!!
jle1993

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« Reply #412 on: 01-01-2007 08:00 »

I have an idea, shove a Chrismas tree up his ass, cheaper then buying a fairy and we can enjoy his screaming
(I know its late, so sue me!)
Sgtwoodsy

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« Reply #413 on: 01-02-2007 00:50 »

See you in court.

Anyway, I'd like to see Cubert be sat in front of Bender and having Bender sing to him until he dies.

Slowly and painfully.
jle1993

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« Reply #414 on: 01-02-2007 07:10 »

BUt that'd be bad for us too, I say we beat him up the traditional way.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #415 on: 01-02-2007 11:18 »

Trick him into saying his name backwardes so he'll come back to The Fifth Dimension where he belonges and where I am all-powerful( it worked when I was fighting my clone).
Or I could buy two teleport tubes and teleport him from one to another.Only after he dissapears in the first tube and before he appeares in the second one I'd destroy both tubes,putting him in a timeless vortex where his body will be ripped to atoms but his soul can not ascape.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #416 on: 01-02-2007 11:43 »

I'd invite him over to my house for a lobster dinner then when he's talking about how incompetent I am I would jab a fork in his eye.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #417 on: 01-02-2007 11:52 »

I would shoot a fork in his eye using a canon on a pirate ship.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #418 on: 01-02-2007 11:55 »

I would do that but catch the fork on fire first... I would send the Pain Monster after him and make it tear Cubert limb from limb.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #419 on: 01-02-2007 12:00 »

Just cast a killing curse on him.The only one who survived after that is Harry Potter.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #420 on: 01-02-2007 12:02 »

Wow I'm running out of ideas... I would shove a football down his throat but he wouldn't know that there is a bomb inside of it.

P.S. Happy new year!
Writer unit32

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« Reply #421 on: 01-02-2007 12:10 »
« Last Edit on: 01-02-2007 12:10 »

Get the G-man to put Cubert in a statis like he did with Gordon Freeman and then get the G-man to awake Cubert when The Combine concuered Earth and put Cubert into the middle of Ravenholm.Soon a headcrab will get to Cubert and zombify him and I bet that would be painful.

PS,Happy New Year to you too!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #422 on: 01-02-2007 12:23 »

Or get D.O.G. to rip him apart... Or we can use the gravity gun to launch him at things... pointy things.
Writer unit32

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« Reply #423 on: 01-02-2007 14:24 »
« Last Edit on: 01-02-2007 14:24 »

Or we could teleport him to Xen without a HEV-suit.

 
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Originally posted by MrBlonde:
Or get D.O.G. to rip him apart... Or we can use the gravity gun to launch him at things... pointy things.

But the gravity gun has to be super-charged for launching people...Or we could launch pointy things at him.
PazuzuJr

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« Reply #424 on: 01-02-2007 14:47 »

Poor cubert! imagine haveing a forum 11 pages long on how to kill you... lol

how bout shrinking him and putting him back in the wart which he came from!
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #425 on: 01-02-2007 14:53 »
« Last Edit on: 01-02-2007 14:53 »

Just beat him to death with a crowbar.Simple and a HalfLife reference.
Or leave him in the middle of Road17.I'm sure the antlions would like some extra food
MrBlonde

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« Reply #426 on: 01-02-2007 19:55 »
« Last Edit on: 01-02-2007 19:55 »

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[/i]Originally posted by PazuzuJr:[/i]
Poor cubert! imagine haveing a forum 11 pages long on how to kill you... lol
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We Peelers are twisted individuals...

Good thing people other then me started posting I was starting to feel like a weird guy.

Sorry about the weird quote I can't think right today. I'm sick.  puke
jle1993

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« Reply #427 on: 01-02-2007 20:04 »

Poor you...hey, you gave me an idea!

lets inject Cubert with a fatal disease!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #428 on: 01-02-2007 21:46 »

Something that will make his brain explode and blood come out his ears.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #429 on: 01-02-2007 21:47 »

and make him pee blood too
MrBlonde

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« Reply #430 on: 01-02-2007 21:48 »

We'll give him polio too.
jle1993

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« Reply #431 on: 01-02-2007 21:48 »

And the plague!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #432 on: 01-02-2007 21:52 »

But isn't the plague gone?

Whatever we'll bring it back.
jle1993

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« Reply #433 on: 01-02-2007 22:27 »

Of course we will, we can do anything!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #434 on: 01-02-2007 22:28 »

And when he's wheel-chair bound because of polio we'll set him on fire and cut off his ear.
jle1993

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« Reply #435 on: 01-02-2007 22:30 »

and his nose, and we'll poke his eyes out , mwhahahahahahahahahaha  evil laugh
MrBlonde

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« Reply #436 on: 01-02-2007 22:33 »

Mwhahahahahhahaha! evil laugh

The Futurama writers should take advice from us and make a whole show of just killing Cubert in disgusting ways.
jle1993

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« Reply #437 on: 01-02-2007 22:47 »

I'd watch  evil laugh
MrBlonde

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« Reply #438 on: 01-02-2007 22:52 »

Make one of the movies named Cubert: God's hated Child!
Writer unit32

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« Reply #439 on: 01-03-2007 06:58 »

Slide a umbrella down his throat and then open it.
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