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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #40 on: 10-23-2001 15:45 »
« Last Edit on: 10-23-2001 15:45 by totalnerduk »

TOTP on my own Topic! Wow!!!

I'd like to thank everyone that posted.

Leela can't beat the crap out of Cubert without Depth Perception, she already tried that.
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« Reply #41 on: 10-23-2001 16:23 »

Then she could fly the Planet Express ship up his nose. She has proven time and again that she is very good at precision manouvering.

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« Reply #42 on: 10-24-2001 04:13 »

Or we can Feed Tor to Cubert and Anti poison would klill him...

Nah im just joshing Tor...
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« Reply #43 on: 10-26-2001 14:49 »

What DID Tor do to you?
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« Reply #44 on: 11-05-2001 03:13 »
« Last Edit on: 11-05-2001 03:13 »

Create an anti-clone and collide them.  The clone/anti-clone reaction could power the planet for decades.  Or give him electro-gonorrhea, whichever is more convenient.
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« Reply #45 on: 11-07-2001 15:52 »

How about Trans-dental electromicide?

Keep doing that every 3 minutes...
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« Reply #46 on: 11-07-2001 19:17 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
How about Trans-dental electromicide?

Keep doing that every 3 minutes...

But that wouldn't kill him, it'd just cure his case of Bonus Eruptus.

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« Reply #47 on: 11-08-2001 00:51 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
Create an anti-clone and collide them.  The clone/anti-clone reaction could power the planet for decades.  Or give him electro-gonorrhea, whichever is more convenient.
The Noisy Killer.Listen.

BZZZT ARGGHHH BZZZZZTTT ARGGHHHH


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« Reply #48 on: 11-08-2001 00:54 »

I'd sit him in a room with nurdbot and wait for his brain to explode
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« Reply #49 on: 11-08-2001 01:36 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
I'd sit him in a room with nurdbot and wait for his brain to explode
This me bashing is becomeing a Hobby or Habit???


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« Reply #50 on: 11-08-2001 07:26 »

Little of A, little of B
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« Reply #51 on: 11-20-2001 02:26 »

He should be fired. Out of a cannon. Into the sun.
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« Reply #52 on: 11-20-2001 05:46 »
« Last Edit on: 11-20-2001 05:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
I'd sit him in a room with nurdbot and wait for his brain to explode
I think that is too cruel and unusual even for Cubert    evil laugh

edited to correct the typo pointed out by totalnerduk before Edel corrected it in red  tongue


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ARG!!! I need coffee   
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« Reply #53 on: 11-20-2001 07:24 »
« Last Edit on: 11-20-2001 07:24 by totalnerduk »

Have you been sat in a certain room lately?

Who's Cutbert?

TWEEEEEEEEEEEK!!!!!!!!!

No fair!   frown   mad   frown   mad   up yours
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« Reply #54 on: 11-20-2001 09:20 »

Cubert was introduced as Farnworth's clone. He was created because Farnsworth wanted an heir and didn't have any kids. Unfortanately, Cubert is a pain in the butt because he insists on annoying everyone with his genius and nearly everyone hates him. Just in case you were confused by "Cutbert" and not who Cubert is, it was a typo probably.   
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« Reply #55 on: 11-20-2001 10:13 »

WOW, I think Allen is on to something!
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« Reply #56 on: 11-20-2001 12:21 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Have you been sat in a certain room lately?

Who's Cutbert?
I must have been  frown I've corrected it now  smile


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« Reply #57 on: 11-20-2001 12:25 »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
WOW, I think Allen is on to something!
Do I detect sarcasm in your voice?



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« Reply #58 on: 11-20-2001 14:35 »
« Last Edit on: 11-20-2001 14:35 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by Allen:
Cubert was introduced as Farnworth's clone. He was created because Farnsworth wanted an heir and didn't have any kids. Unfortanately, Cubert is a pain in the butt because he insists on annoying everyone with his genius and nearly everyone hates him. Just in case you were confused by "Cutbert" and not who Cubert is, it was a typo probably.   

I know who Cubert is, I started the freakin' thread!

"You're a genius, ya' idiot!"

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« Reply #59 on: 11-20-2001 14:46 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
 I know who Cubert is, I started the freaki' thread!

"You're a genius, ya' idiot!"


Hey, watch who you call an idiot okay? Even if you're joking, I hate being called that. I'm sorry if I offended you. And I mentioned the typo just in case.

P.S. I know the idiot thing was a joke, but I've had one too many people call me an idiot in real life and I'm just really sensitive to the term.

And one last thing, "Idiots are people too"
 big grin
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« Reply #60 on: 11-20-2001 16:56 »

Ok, sorry. It was just a quote. Put....the.....gun.....down.
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« Reply #61 on: 11-20-2001 17:00 »

I don't have one. I have a water gun. Should I use that? smile
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« Reply #62 on: 11-24-2001 22:21 »

Made to age to 160, and taken to the near death star
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« Reply #63 on: 11-26-2001 17:01 »

What did i kill this thread or something
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« Reply #64 on: 11-27-2001 23:42 »

Black hole sounds like fun  smile
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« Reply #65 on: 11-27-2001 23:46 »

Black holes are cool.  Far as we know, they're gateways to another universe.
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« Reply #66 on: 11-28-2001 09:52 »
« Last Edit on: 12-03-2001 00:00 »

Force Amy or Leela to kill him with snu-snu?   love    eek  red face
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« Reply #67 on: 11-28-2001 10:25 »

 
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Originally posted by Teesside Inc:
Force Amy or Leela to kill him with snu-snu?
Cubert will never get snu-snu.


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« Reply #68 on: 11-28-2001 10:43 »

I still like the idea of watching Cubert get torn apart of the gravitational pull of a black hole.

Teach him not to make fun of Leela, that little bastard.

Or let the Zapper snu-snu him to death. Now that's just plain evil.  evil laugh  evil laugh
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« Reply #69 on: 11-28-2001 12:33 »

 
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Originally posted by Tweek:
 
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Originally posted by Teesside Inc:
Force Amy or Leela to kill him with snu-snu?
Cubert will never get snu-snu.

I have an Better chance of being sucked into the Anime World.The Day Cubert gets laid is the day i will disapear from the Earth.And find an New Char called 'James'In a Anime.


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« Reply #70 on: 11-28-2001 14:22 »

Cubert will get laid one day, by some ugly brid twice the size of the Crushinator, who will then bear his child, and force him to pay CS money.
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« Reply #71 on: 11-28-2001 16:12 »

Brid = bird?
Brid = Brit?
Brid = broad?
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« Reply #72 on: 11-28-2001 17:22 »

Bird, alright!

I'm sorry, I can change...
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« Reply #73 on: 12-01-2001 07:41 »

Whell... my old T-65 X-Wing should be enought ...with one quad shot:


but if he survives then..............



and if he even survives that...well.... then:




˝ejejejejejeje


                 
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« Reply #74 on: 12-01-2001 11:16 »
« Last Edit on: 12-01-2001 11:16 »

I could beat him to death with my bare hands, that would be most satisfing, having my hands covered in his still warm blood, hearing the crack as his bones break under the force of impact of my fists.

  smile
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« Reply #75 on: 12-01-2001 11:58 »

Then I think I'd move on to beating Zapp to a bloody pulp  smile

Then Adali for being so bloody mind numbingly boring and average, I'm not average, I have far too much rage for that  smile
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« Reply #76 on: 12-01-2001 12:00 »

And I've taken this off topic again haven't I.

Bugger

 frown
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« Reply #77 on: 12-01-2001 17:00 »
« Last Edit on: 12-01-2001 17:00 »

This is me taking off to kill Cubert with AGM65 maverick missiles.



if he even survives...
we can use this:

 


hey, we are late??? where is cubert??
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Teral

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« Reply #78 on: 12-01-2001 17:18 »

Hmm, Cubert is quite on the chubby side. Why not send him to Spa 5. He would work himself to death there, the Australian guy could go home and Zoidy would get a bucket of krill.

[Zoidberg] Once more Zoidberg comes out on top, and with a free meal[/Z]
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« Reply #79 on: 12-02-2001 18:32 »

That would not be like someone else killing him tho'. Somebody deserves the satisfaction of tearing him apart like a kleenex at a snot party with their bare hands.
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