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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

MrBlonde

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« Reply #360 on: 12-30-2006 19:30 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2006 19:30 »

Shove a hungry Zoidberg in there! Mwhahahahah!

TOTPD Wooo!   big grin  P.S. Do we still do TOTPDs?
jle1993

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« Reply #361 on: 12-30-2006 19:59 »

Yup we do!

Use a blernsball bat to beat the remains to death!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #362 on: 12-30-2006 20:04 »

No use a fire poker or a lead pipe to beat the remains.
jle1993

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« Reply #363 on: 12-30-2006 20:06 »

A blunt stone!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #364 on: 12-30-2006 20:15 »

Then when we're done beating the remains we chop it up and put it in seperate bags and throw it in different places.
jle1993

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« Reply #365 on: 12-30-2006 20:22 »

And set hounds onto the bags.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #366 on: 12-30-2006 20:28 »

But we have to make sure that we don't get caught. Kill the dogs to make sure they don't talk.
jle1993

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« Reply #367 on: 12-30-2006 20:32 »

And kill the guy who sold us the dogs, and the bags.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #368 on: 12-30-2006 20:41 »

That's the spirt KILL EVERYONE! MWHAHAHAH! evil laugh
jle1993

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« Reply #369 on: 12-30-2006 20:51 »

Except me and you and future mates, we need to keep the human race going.
Decapodian

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« Reply #370 on: 12-30-2006 20:54 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2006 20:54 »

Ive got a new slogan:

PEEL: Where sadists vent their rage and desperation on an animated character
MrBlonde

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« Reply #371 on: 12-30-2006 20:55 »

Go on a Natural Born Killers style rampage I'd enjoy that.
jle1993

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« Reply #372 on: 12-30-2006 20:56 »

I'd enjoy a rampage full stop, as long as I'm on the rampage and not killed by it
MrBlonde

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« Reply #373 on: 12-30-2006 21:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
Ive got a new slogan:

PEEL: Where sadists vent their rage and desperation on an animated character

MrBlonde and jle1993. He's worse than an animated character he's an epidemic.
jle1993

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« Reply #374 on: 12-30-2006 21:05 »

Slogan: MrBlonde and jle1993, preserving humanity and destroying the epidemic
MrBlonde

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« Reply #375 on: 12-30-2006 21:10 »

He's like the black plague except we can get rid of it by using fire pokers and disposable cameras.
jle1993

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« Reply #376 on: 12-30-2006 21:13 »

He's a pimple on the butt of humanity that needs popping through very violent methods
MrBlonde

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« Reply #377 on: 12-30-2006 21:15 »

This pimple can bleed and squeal like a pig. Also this pimple wets itself... A lot.
jle1993

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« Reply #378 on: 12-30-2006 21:17 »

It provides a releif for certain vampiric urges too...hehe
MrBlonde

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« Reply #379 on: 12-30-2006 21:22 »

We are disturbing people which is a good thing in some countries... But not mine so I'm going to be shuned when I become a serial killer...

You have vampiric urges too? We should start a self-help group based on it.
jle1993

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« Reply #380 on: 12-30-2006 21:23 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2006 21:23 »

Self help? How about a relief group instead, we can wonder around and find weak brats like Cubert to put the bite on. Then hide from the police and laugh as they can't find us   evil laugh
MrBlonde

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« Reply #381 on: 12-30-2006 21:25 »

We need medical help... But I don't care so yes we can feed on brats like Cubert.
jle1993

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« Reply #382 on: 12-30-2006 21:27 »

We don't need help, we're just different. Besides, its not like we'll kill all the people we bite, just the ones who deserve it.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #383 on: 12-30-2006 21:32 »

I still think we should cook him...

Take out all his organs and label them for the police to find.
jle1993

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« Reply #384 on: 12-30-2006 21:34 »

And send a note signed Jack and Jill, mwhahaha  evil laugh, this is getting fun.
Decapodian

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« Reply #385 on: 12-30-2006 21:34 »

I advise you join my group VA. Vampires Anonymous.

jle1993

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« Reply #386 on: 12-30-2006 21:36 »

No way, Vampirism is fun and naughty, a very good mix  wink
Decapodian

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« Reply #387 on: 12-30-2006 21:36 »

I advise you join my group VA. Vampires Anonymous.

You can even bring a non vampire freind for our tuesday meetings in which we always have a nice feast of frei- I mean pig. yess... pig *Licks lips*
MrBlonde

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« Reply #388 on: 12-30-2006 21:38 »

Cubert is my friend. MWHAHAHAHAH! evil laugh
jle1993

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« Reply #389 on: 12-30-2006 21:39 »

Soooo, its like a meeting where we get to put the bite on people under the cover of a support group?

Beat the hell out of Cubert and bite him!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #390 on: 12-30-2006 21:43 »

Then we eat his organs as a big feast.

I still have dibs on the intestines.
jle1993

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« Reply #391 on: 12-30-2006 21:45 »

And I still get the brain and skull
MrBlonde

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« Reply #392 on: 12-30-2006 21:53 »

Okay good... I have run out of ways of killing Cubert anybody got any ideas?
jle1993

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« Reply #393 on: 12-30-2006 21:56 »

Tie him to the floor and run him over repeatedly with a tricycle
MrBlonde

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« Reply #394 on: 12-30-2006 21:59 »

Give him a poison that makes him explode and say you got 24 hours... But make it so he explodes in 30 minutes.
jle1993

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« Reply #395 on: 12-30-2006 22:11 »

1 minute, just enough time for us to run for cover
MrBlonde

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« Reply #396 on: 12-30-2006 22:13 »

Good enough hide behing un-breakable glass so you get a good view on it.
jle1993

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« Reply #397 on: 12-30-2006 22:22 »

And to press record on a presetup video camera
MrBlonde

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« Reply #398 on: 12-30-2006 22:46 »

The perfect family movie and then you could eat the remains.
jle1993

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« Reply #399 on: 12-30-2006 22:48 »

Raw, nice and chewy with fresh blood to drink, the perfect meal!
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