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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Members Voted: 152

MrBlonde

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« Reply #360 on: 12-30-2006 19:30 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2006 19:30 »

Shove a hungry Zoidberg in there! Mwhahahahah!

TOTPD Wooo!   :D  P.S. Do we still do TOTPDs?
jle1993

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« Reply #361 on: 12-30-2006 19:59 »

Yup we do!

Use a blernsball bat to beat the remains to death!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #362 on: 12-30-2006 20:04 »

No use a fire poker or a lead pipe to beat the remains.
jle1993

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« Reply #363 on: 12-30-2006 20:06 »

A blunt stone!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #364 on: 12-30-2006 20:15 »

Then when we're done beating the remains we chop it up and put it in seperate bags and throw it in different places.
jle1993

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« Reply #365 on: 12-30-2006 20:22 »

And set hounds onto the bags.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #366 on: 12-30-2006 20:28 »

But we have to make sure that we don't get caught. Kill the dogs to make sure they don't talk.
jle1993

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« Reply #367 on: 12-30-2006 20:32 »

And kill the guy who sold us the dogs, and the bags.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #368 on: 12-30-2006 20:41 »

That's the spirt KILL EVERYONE! MWHAHAHAH! :evillaugh:
jle1993

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« Reply #369 on: 12-30-2006 20:51 »

Except me and you and future mates, we need to keep the human race going.
Decapodian

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« Reply #370 on: 12-30-2006 20:54 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2006 20:54 »

Ive got a new slogan:

PEEL: Where sadists vent their rage and desperation on an animated character
MrBlonde

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« Reply #371 on: 12-30-2006 20:55 »

Go on a Natural Born Killers style rampage I'd enjoy that.
jle1993

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« Reply #372 on: 12-30-2006 20:56 »

I'd enjoy a rampage full stop, as long as I'm on the rampage and not killed by it
MrBlonde

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« Reply #373 on: 12-30-2006 21:03 »

 
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Originally posted by Decapodian:
Ive got a new slogan:

PEEL: Where sadists vent their rage and desperation on an animated character

MrBlonde and jle1993. He's worse than an animated character he's an epidemic.
jle1993

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« Reply #374 on: 12-30-2006 21:05 »

Slogan: MrBlonde and jle1993, preserving humanity and destroying the epidemic
MrBlonde

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« Reply #375 on: 12-30-2006 21:10 »

He's like the black plague except we can get rid of it by using fire pokers and disposable cameras.
jle1993

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« Reply #376 on: 12-30-2006 21:13 »

He's a pimple on the butt of humanity that needs popping through very violent methods
MrBlonde

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« Reply #377 on: 12-30-2006 21:15 »

This pimple can bleed and squeal like a pig. Also this pimple wets itself... A lot.
jle1993

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« Reply #378 on: 12-30-2006 21:17 »

It provides a releif for certain vampiric urges too...hehe
MrBlonde

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« Reply #379 on: 12-30-2006 21:22 »

We are disturbing people which is a good thing in some countries... But not mine so I'm going to be shuned when I become a serial killer...

You have vampiric urges too? We should start a self-help group based on it.
jle1993

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« Reply #380 on: 12-30-2006 21:23 »
« Last Edit on: 12-30-2006 21:23 »

Self help? How about a relief group instead, we can wonder around and find weak brats like Cubert to put the bite on. Then hide from the police and laugh as they can't find us   :evillaugh:
MrBlonde

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« Reply #381 on: 12-30-2006 21:25 »

We need medical help... But I don't care so yes we can feed on brats like Cubert.
jle1993

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« Reply #382 on: 12-30-2006 21:27 »

We don't need help, we're just different. Besides, its not like we'll kill all the people we bite, just the ones who deserve it.
MrBlonde

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« Reply #383 on: 12-30-2006 21:32 »

I still think we should cook him...

Take out all his organs and label them for the police to find.
jle1993

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« Reply #384 on: 12-30-2006 21:34 »

And send a note signed Jack and Jill, mwhahaha  :evillaugh:, this is getting fun.
Decapodian

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« Reply #385 on: 12-30-2006 21:34 »

I advise you join my group VA. Vampires Anonymous.

jle1993

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« Reply #386 on: 12-30-2006 21:36 »

No way, Vampirism is fun and naughty, a very good mix  ;)
Decapodian

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« Reply #387 on: 12-30-2006 21:36 »

I advise you join my group VA. Vampires Anonymous.

You can even bring a non vampire freind for our tuesday meetings in which we always have a nice feast of frei- I mean pig. yess... pig *Licks lips*
MrBlonde

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« Reply #388 on: 12-30-2006 21:38 »

Cubert is my friend. MWHAHAHAHAH! :evillaugh:
jle1993

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« Reply #389 on: 12-30-2006 21:39 »

Soooo, its like a meeting where we get to put the bite on people under the cover of a support group?

Beat the hell out of Cubert and bite him!
MrBlonde

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« Reply #390 on: 12-30-2006 21:43 »

Then we eat his organs as a big feast.

I still have dibs on the intestines.
jle1993

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« Reply #391 on: 12-30-2006 21:45 »

And I still get the brain and skull
MrBlonde

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« Reply #392 on: 12-30-2006 21:53 »

Okay good... I have run out of ways of killing Cubert anybody got any ideas?
jle1993

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« Reply #393 on: 12-30-2006 21:56 »

Tie him to the floor and run him over repeatedly with a tricycle
MrBlonde

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« Reply #394 on: 12-30-2006 21:59 »

Give him a poison that makes him explode and say you got 24 hours... But make it so he explodes in 30 minutes.
jle1993

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« Reply #395 on: 12-30-2006 22:11 »

1 minute, just enough time for us to run for cover
MrBlonde

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« Reply #396 on: 12-30-2006 22:13 »

Good enough hide behing un-breakable glass so you get a good view on it.
jle1993

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« Reply #397 on: 12-30-2006 22:22 »

And to press record on a presetup video camera
MrBlonde

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« Reply #398 on: 12-30-2006 22:46 »

The perfect family movie and then you could eat the remains.
jle1993

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« Reply #399 on: 12-30-2006 22:48 »

Raw, nice and chewy with fresh blood to drink, the perfect meal!
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