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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #240 on: 08-17-2006 10:34 »

wowza. i could eat a whole turkey sandwich in that much time.
mmmm...sandwiches....
Futurama Llama

Starship Captain
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« Reply #241 on: 08-17-2006 18:32 »

I'd choke him with a sandwich then say: "Aww, Cubert, do you need some help?" and he'd nod weakly then i'd shove dynamite down his throat and watch.  evil laugh

KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #242 on: 08-17-2006 18:34 »

KABOOOM!
no one will want any pieces of HIM.
Codi Fry

Crustacean
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« Reply #243 on: 08-29-2006 21:21 »

how bout they send him to the robot insane asylum for a month than stab the living crap out of him when he thinks hes a robot... then give him to nibler.
Tastes Like Fry

Urban Legend
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« Reply #244 on: 08-30-2006 23:56 »

Nibbler does not need that kind of burden, he's keeping an eye on the 'chosen one' and 'the other'
KitKatBar-Fry

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #245 on: 08-31-2006 10:55 »

But I'm sure Nibbler would enjoy a tasty snack.mmm, Cubert.
Freela

Bending Unit
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« Reply #246 on: 09-18-2006 18:35 »
« Last Edit on: 09-18-2006 18:35 »

Even though I voted the blackhole, I'd force him into a suicide booth.
Vashti

Bending Unit
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« Reply #247 on: 09-21-2006 05:39 »

Dissemboweling him with the robo-rooter is too kind, idont think you can print the things that i'd do to the horrible little snot bag.
Writer unit32

Professor
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« Reply #248 on: 10-24-2006 13:05 »

Forse feed him Bender's cooking  evil laugh
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #249 on: 10-24-2006 13:10 »

cement him into the ground with his head just above surface level, put a bowl of nice food and drink out of his reach and watch him stave to death
Apple Tea

Bending Unit
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« Reply #250 on: 10-26-2006 01:54 »

I'd let age take care of him...
Muahahahaha....
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #251 on: 11-11-2006 12:27 »

Urrr, but then we have to let him live untill he's old, and that would take aaaaaage's
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #252 on: 11-11-2006 12:56 »

Ah-HAH!  We wouldn't have to kill him, we'd just turn him in to the Near Death Star robots and tell them he's the Professor!  The DNA matches, and then Cubert would just get to spend his entire life in a virtual world full of old people!  The old people would just ignore or misunderstand him, so he wouldn't be able to annoy anyone, EVER AGAIN. 

It would keep him out of OUR hair, he'd go insane, and not a single sentient being would have to be harmed!

Damn, I'm a genius!  wink
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #253 on: 11-11-2006 13:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Shiny:
... and not a single sentient being would have to be harmed!
Oh, those poor Near-Death Star robots!  eek
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #254 on: 11-12-2006 06:50 »

Cubert would probably tell them that they're inrational or illogical or something
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #255 on: 12-13-2006 20:45 »
« Last Edit on: 12-14-2006 00:00 »

HOW DARE HE INSULT ZOIDBERG!!!


DEATH IS TOO GOOD FOR HIM!!!

He should be placed in eternal dissembulator-mafloozer.

That will kill him painfully by stripping away his skin layers bit by bit until he dissolves completely in a slow painful death.

Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.
Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.

Then the machine will use his cells to bring him back to life again and kill him slowly and painfully again.
And again and again and again and again...

Well you get the picture. The process will keep on going for all eternity. While everyone can watch to there hearts content while eating popcorn

The eternal dissembulator-mafloozer is also soundproof so we cant hear him complain.
The only sound we can hear is his on-going eternal death screams.

Aaaaah such is bliss...



Twilight is quite possibly the worst popular book ever written.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #256 on: 12-13-2006 22:58 »

How about a nice wooden baseball bat.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #257 on: 12-14-2006 00:18 »
« Last Edit on: 12-14-2006 00:18 »

Not good enough. My ideas better
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #258 on: 12-14-2006 12:30 »

I'd like to see Cubert spend a week with the pain monster
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #259 on: 12-14-2006 18:46 »

I pity the Pain Monster if that ever happens.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #260 on: 12-15-2006 10:52 »
« Last Edit on: 12-15-2006 10:52 »

I pitty him, if someone hits him with a baseball bat    evil laugh
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #261 on: 12-20-2006 09:52 »

clone battle to the death would be good and then you can torcher the winner.
Bigboysdontcry

Professor
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« Reply #262 on: 12-21-2006 11:01 »

Or again you could just hit him with a bat
SonicPanther

Professor
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« Reply #263 on: 12-21-2006 14:04 »

Other, as in I wouldn't. I like him even though he's an annoying brat... That's his purpose. :P
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #264 on: 12-21-2006 18:29 »

I would tie him to a chair take billions of disposable cameras with the flash and I would keep on taking pictures of him until his eyes burn out of his skull then if he's not dead from blood loss I would eat his brain with a big 'ol smile on my face.
Decapodian

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #265 on: 12-22-2006 00:38 »

thats slightly creepy MrBlonde...
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #266 on: 12-22-2006 09:26 »

indeed it is
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« Reply #267 on: 12-22-2006 09:44 »

Mr Blonde... you are really scaring me... I'm just going to s-l-o-w-l-y back away...


anyway, I'd kill him the good old fashioned way, gorge out his eyes with a spork [muahahaha]
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #268 on: 12-22-2006 10:02 »

Drug him, then cut of his manhood. When he wakes up force feed it to him then Gorge his eyes out and feed him them, then slit his throat and let him bleed to death
x-number1fan-x

Starship Captain
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« Reply #269 on: 12-22-2006 10:22 »

jle... you are on the verge of scaring me more than mr blonde  cry
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #270 on: 12-22-2006 10:34 »

Sorry, I was in one of my anti everything moods a minute ago. I'm okay now...
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #271 on: 12-22-2006 14:42 »

 
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Originally posted by jle1993:
Drug him, then cut of his manhood. When he wakes up force feed it to him then Gorge his eyes out and feed him them, then slit his throat and let him bleed to death

That's the way to go be creative!
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #272 on: 12-22-2006 14:44 »

*blushs* Ah shucks, I do try  wink
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #273 on: 12-22-2006 14:49 »

I would also go a la Clockwork Orange and use the eye opening device to make him watch his annoying self... The results: His head would explode.
Nicky boy

Bending Unit
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« Reply #274 on: 12-22-2006 14:51 »

sorry mr blonde you are a loner like me.(well im not as bad as you)
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #275 on: 12-22-2006 15:26 »

Are you saying I'm Emo? Because I find that offensive.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #276 on: 12-22-2006 17:16 »

Hey, not all emos are bad...do you think I'm a bad person? Do you?!
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #277 on: 12-22-2006 17:18 »
« Last Edit on: 12-22-2006 17:18 »

Nothing against emos but I don't like to be called one because I'm not over-dramatic like them.

And please everybody go back on topic.
jle1993

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #278 on: 12-22-2006 17:58 »

Right how to murder the brat
MrBlonde

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #279 on: 12-22-2006 18:11 »

I would catch his head on fire, take a fire extinguisher and when he's begging for mercy I would put his head out, but when he's thanking me I would break his legs with the fire extinguisher so when he's on his knees with his flesh melting off his face I would put him outside and run him over with my snow blower.
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