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PEE Poll: How would you kill Cubert Farnsworth?
Disembowel him with a Robo-Rooter   -5 (3.3%)
I love Cubert, and would never harm him   -8 (5.3%)
Ditch him into a black hole   -23 (15.1%)
Create another clone, and have a death-battle   -23 (15.1%)
Set the Robot Mafia onto him   -5 (3.3%)
Feed him to H. G. Blob   -10 (6.6%)
Drop a piano on him   -5 (3.3%)
Tie him to the ships engines for a 3-hour trip   -20 (13.2%)
Force Amy to kill him with snu-snu   -17 (11.2%)
Other (please state)   -36 (23.7%)
Total Voters: 152

totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #160 on: 12-19-2005 17:44 »

 
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Originally posted by badpinkmummy:
i chose amy to give him snu snu as shoudn't we all die that way? if he has to die isn't that the most humane?

Y'know, I'm regretting ever having included that as an option. Poor Amy. What did she do to deserve Cubert and his genius's wiener?

Lee Roberts

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #161 on: 12-19-2005 19:45 »

I'd have to go for the black hole.
tyraniak

Urban Legend
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« Reply #162 on: 12-20-2005 17:40 »

Maybe he'll die in the "Clone Wars," Zing !
soylentOrange

Urban Legend
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« Reply #163 on: 12-27-2005 21:57 »

tether him to the PE ship with a long rope, and let him experience re-entry firsthand.
Deus.EXE

Crustacean
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« Reply #164 on: 12-28-2005 01:18 »

If it hasn't been said yet-

Meat Grinder.
Fry1077

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #165 on: 12-28-2005 03:06 »

#9 because even cubert should get some action..
Age Of Aquarius

Bending Unit
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« Reply #166 on: 12-29-2005 17:45 »

I wouldn't.
FryBound

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #167 on: 12-29-2005 23:59 »

Its shown there almost everyone hates cuebert.
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #168 on: 02-03-2006 08:51 »

Can't stand him.

Some people like him to. They say they dislike innocents like Hermes or Zapp.

But this little s**t is pure undiluted EVIL.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #169 on: 02-03-2006 10:41 »

i'd strap a load of raw, dripping hams onto him, and get Nibbler and a pack of wolves to chase him round and round the Planet Express ship....Fun for all!
SpaceCase

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« Reply #170 on: 02-03-2006 11:37 »

 
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Originally posted by mookie427:
i'd strap a load of raw, dripping hams onto him, and get Nibbler and a pack of wolves to chase him round and round the Planet Express ship....Fun for all!

Now hold on there!
That's just cruel!

You're going to force poor little Nibbler to run all the way around the P.E. Ship?
You sadist!
Besides, don't you know wolves give Nibbler gas?
  laff
mookie427

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« Reply #171 on: 02-03-2006 14:14 »
« Last Edit on: 02-03-2006 14:14 »

ah, yes, but what if they are special 'non gaseous' wolves?

lets just hope he doesn't feature too much in the 4 movies.....otherwise i may have to strangle meeself
Blane

Professor
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« Reply #172 on: 02-03-2006 18:15 »

I'd probably just throw him at the wall really hard...nah i think him drowning in cement would be good.

But its also good to think of everything as a weapon. Imagine killing him with a AAA battery or something dumb like a chinese food container.

But for those who really hate him, he could be strapped down with some sort of sound system set up to play jesse mccartney and aaron carter on repeat.
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #173 on: 02-05-2006 07:08 »

Make him invent a Killbot and kill him with it.
liability

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« Reply #174 on: 02-06-2006 09:55 »

tie hios tasticals and nob ot the can opener
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #175 on: 02-06-2006 15:16 »

 
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Originally posted by liability:
tie hios tasticals and nob ot the can opener
If you meant, "Tie his testicles and knob to the can opener;"

Ah... wouldn't that gum-up the works of a perfectly good can opener?  confused
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #176 on: 02-06-2006 18:56 »

But certinally destroy the penis of a small shit!
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #177 on: 02-07-2006 01:38 »

if he had a penis in the first place........I may have lopped it off in a smal meeting with a treesaw.....
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #178 on: 02-07-2006 18:46 »

Nope, I got to it first with an axe.

And I MEAN hacking. No silly "small meeting".
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #179 on: 02-08-2006 03:34 »

lets just launch him through the earths atmosphere- that'll leave not a trace of his existence anywhere!
SexyLeela

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #180 on: 02-08-2006 07:09 »

I would call the killer-robot santa to kill him...

  evil laugh   eek

"You can't give up hope just because it's hopeless. You gotta hope even more, and cover your ears and go 'bla bla bla bla bla bla bla bla!'"
zoiby

Starship Captain
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« Reply #181 on: 02-11-2006 01:04 »

i would get zoidberg to Disembowel instead of robo rooter
KurtPikachu2001

Urban Legend
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« Reply #182 on: 02-12-2006 12:09 »

I wouldn't hurt Cubert.  He's just a kid.  He'll grow up.  I think Cubert and Dwight are okay.  At least they don't act like kids in live-action sit-coms. 
Popsticle

Crustacean
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« Reply #183 on: 02-12-2006 12:20 »

I would ditch him into a black hole, or I would pull his head off
Fraser

Crustacean
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« Reply #184 on: 02-12-2006 15:18 »

I would Crush him just like in Anthology of intrest part II when leela crushes Amy
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #185 on: 02-12-2006 15:26 »

 
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Originally posted by KurtPikachu2001:
I wouldn't hurt Cubert.  He's just a kid.  He'll grow up.  I think Cubert and Dwight are okay.  At least they don't act like kids in live-action sit-coms. 


WHAT THE HELL?!?!?

Dude, this whole thread is a joke. It hardly matters that Cubert is a kid.

I agree with you about the sit-coms though.
mookie427

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #186 on: 02-13-2006 11:31 »

and it's about a cartoon character-a cartoon character. He isn't real, so we can do whatever we want to him....
Shiny

Professor
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« Reply #187 on: 02-14-2006 01:08 »

I know what KP feels, though.  Sometimes I feel the Cubert hatred goes a little too far.  (And I don't see what is wrong with Dwight, except that he hangs around with Cubert and possibly picks up some dislike-by-association). 

I know Cubert was created to be hated, so to speak, but they ended up making him a little more sympathetic, and I just get a little...uneasy at the depth of the hatred he still generates. 
TriggerHappyJim

Professor
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« Reply #188 on: 02-14-2006 09:21 »

I supose it proves they did a good job.

I don't mind Dwight.

I wouldn't worry, its all in good fun. There are people at school I hate but I don't do half the things I would like to do to them.
LordZoidberg

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #189 on: 02-17-2006 15:19 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2006 00:00 »

i would use robo-ruters hand and shove it down his throat
Officer 1BDI

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« Reply #190 on: 02-17-2006 15:46 »

 
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Originally posted by Shiny:
Sometimes I feel the Cubert hatred goes a little too far.

I have to agree.  I only "hate" Cubert because I'm supposed to hate him, but I honestly don't see why he's given us any reason to despise him.  The same goes for Dwight.  I mean, it's fun to see him get roughed up in the show, because he certainly deserves most of that, but I'd be a tad disappointed if someone actually killed him off (AoI doesn't count).
Arkan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #191 on: 02-17-2006 18:01 »

 
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Originally posted by Officer 1BDI:
 I only "hate" Cubert because I'm supposed to hate him, but I honestly don't see why he's given us any reason to despise him.

Exactly; I'd find him annoying IRL but as a character I think he's great. And there's nothing wrong with Dwight; he'd be alright even as a real person.

People said I was dumb, but I proved them!
MYsTeRi0us_N

Poppler
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« Reply #192 on: 02-17-2006 20:34 »

Roll him up in a carpet and through him of a bridge!! lol1ol1 heheh eheh.
Age Of Aquarius

Bending Unit
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« Reply #193 on: 02-18-2006 10:03 »

I changed my mind, i would ditch him in a black hole.
LordZoidberg

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #194 on: 02-18-2006 10:47 »
« Last Edit on: 02-18-2006 10:47 »

Amy and Cuthbert engage in snu snu   love when Kif returns from shaving Zapps armpits   puke  and sees them together he finally snaps     mad  taking his spare velor uniform he smothers cuthbert    laff . Amy runs to Zapp Branigan and they have snu snu too   puke Kif follows her and strangles him with a rope made out of Zaps own armpithair   confused
miss_bender

Starship Captain
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« Reply #195 on: 02-19-2006 03:06 »

The voice of reason:
Does it really matter how the little idiot is killed as long as he is dead and stays dead FOREVER!!!
             evil laugh   evil laugh   evil laugh   evil laugh   evil laugh
SpaceCase

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #196 on: 02-19-2006 13:59 »

 
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Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
Amy and Cuthbert engage in snu snu    love when Kif returns from shaving Zapps armpits    puke  and sees them together he finally snaps      mad  taking his spare velor uniform he smothers cuthbert     laff . Amy runs to Zapp Branigan and they have snu snu too    puke Kif follows her and strangles him with a rope made out of Zaps own armpithair    confused
<*Psst*>
<Taps LordZoidberg on the shoulder>
It&#8217;s, ah&#8230; *Ahem* &#8230; &#8220;Cubert,&#8221; not &#8220;Cuthbert,&#8221; Cuebert&#8230;&#8221; I&#8217;ll go away now&#8230;
Chrys

Bending Unit
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« Reply #197 on: 02-19-2006 14:02 »

Oh I don't know... Cubert does not show up often, and he is a good role model of the obnoxious teen. He is not one of my favourites, no Sir, but I don't see him as a nuisance either.
LordZoidberg

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #198 on: 02-19-2006 14:06 »
« Last Edit on: 02-19-2006 14:06 »

 
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Originally posted by SpaceCase:
   
Quote
Originally posted by LordZoidberg:
Amy and Cuthbert engage in snu snu      love when Kif returns from shaving Zapps armpits      puke  and sees them together he finally snaps        mad  taking his spare velor uniform he smothers cuthbert       laff . Amy runs to Zapp Branigan and they have snu snu too      puke Kif follows her and strangles him with a rope made out of Zaps own armpithair      confused
<*Psst*>
<Taps LordZoidberg on the shoulder>
It’s, ah… *Ahem* … “Cubert,” not “Cuthbert,” Cuebert…” I’ll go away now…

Thanks i forgot my sister wrote this so she didnt know how to spell it
LordZoidberg

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #199 on: 02-19-2006 14:10 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by miss_bender:
The voice of reason:
Does it really matter how the little idiot is killed as long as he is dead and stays dead FOREVER!!!
              evil laugh    evil laugh    evil laugh    evil laugh    evil laugh


yes but its good for us to expres our hatred
 evil laugh   evil laugh
 
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