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futuramafreak

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« on: 04-17-2004 22:22 »

How can Hermes be eating manwich in The Deep South when Amy says that cows are extinct in A Fishful Of Dollars?

germanfryfan

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« Reply #1 on: 04-17-2004 22:26 »

mmh yeah, good point.
And another point on that topic is that the slurm queen in FATSF mentions that milk comes from a cow's behind although they're extinct.

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futuramafreak

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« Reply #2 on: 04-17-2004 22:28 »

She might be so old that she was alive when cows existed, but she never went out of the Slurm factory to see that they died out.?
leelaholic

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« Reply #3 on: 04-17-2004 22:35 »

I assume that the manwich was made of some sort of cow substitute, like...

PEOPLE!
Teral

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« Reply #4 on: 04-17-2004 22:35 »

Maybe the meat in the manwich come from another animal, like a buggalo.
futuramafreak

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« Reply #5 on: 04-17-2004 22:38 »

Maybe they had turkey dogs/burgers.  Although I don't know why anyone would want that.  Makes me shiver and feel unAmerican just saying it.
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« Reply #6 on: 04-17-2004 22:48 »

 
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Originally posted by leelaholic:
I assume that the manwich was made of some sort of cow substitute, like...

PEOPLE!

Most likely it's in the name.

futuramafreak

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« Reply #7 on: 04-17-2004 22:50 »

Yeah, really.  Manwich.
Alliteration

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« Reply #8 on: 04-17-2004 23:03 »

Soylent Meat. Mmmm Mmmm.
futuramafreak

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« Reply #9 on: 04-17-2004 23:06 »

If by mmmm mmmm you mean God no, then yes!
leelaholic

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« Reply #10 on: 04-17-2004 23:08 »

Soylent Green: Now With More Girls!
David A

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« Reply #11 on: 04-17-2004 23:42 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
Maybe the meat in the manwich come from another animal, like a buggalo.

Now that would be downright logical.

If you've ever bought Manwich, you'll notice that it doesn't come with the meat already in it.  You have to add the meat yourself, so if you don't want to use beef (or don't have any), you can use something else.

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futuramafreak

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« Reply #12 on: 04-17-2004 23:44 »

I wouldn't know, I don't cook.
EvilLunch

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« Reply #13 on: 04-17-2004 23:45 »

I thought it was kind of a rip when I bought the mix and went home and then had to go out again for beefy goodness.
It's a great line, though, whatever's in the Manwich.. it's just hilarious.
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« Reply #14 on: 04-17-2004 23:54 »

i found it funny that Dwight said the same thing in "route of all evil" when the blo throws their lunches into the black hole.
David A

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« Reply #15 on: 04-17-2004 23:56 »

 
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Originally posted by EvilLunch:
I thought it was kind of a rip when I bought the mix and went home and then had to go out again for beefy goodness.

Well, you can make it without any meat, but it doesn't make much of a sandwich that way.  Kind of soupy.

This thread is making me hungry.
futuramafreak

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« Reply #16 on: 04-18-2004 00:05 »

Ewwwwwww.
EddieTheEditor

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« Reply #17 on: 04-18-2004 01:02 »

It's possible that it's an animal that yields a steak-like meat, like venison or something.

Also, in AFFOD, we see that DNA can be placed in other beings. Maybe they just took the last bit of Cow DNA and made 3rd-World Country kids that produced steak.

...

*shudders*
EvilLunch

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« Reply #18 on: 04-18-2004 01:26 »

Mmm.. Orphanburgers...
DELTAWOLF

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« Reply #19 on: 04-18-2004 01:59 »

Recycled disregarded food.
Shaucker

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« Reply #20 on: 04-18-2004 02:01 »

 
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Originally posted by EddieTheEditor:
It's possible that it's an animal that yields a steak-like meat, like venison or something.

Venison is NOTHING like beef. I'd say turkey, cuz we see it used  in 300BB in turkey dogswhich i enjoy....

I never really found the manwich joke that funny, too irrelevant for my taste, and I don't like Hermes.


...and there were no intentional puns there....

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Chriswell

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« Reply #21 on: 04-18-2004 03:07 »

Ah yes a sloppy Tom, Manwich is a brand name for sloppy Joes.

Make it with chopped up turkey and it becomes a sloppy Tom, as in Tom Turkey.

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« Reply #22 on: 04-18-2004 05:01 »

 
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Originally posted by leelaholic:
I assume that the manwich was made of some sort of cow substitute, like...

PEOPLE!

Soylent manwhich?  tongue
Nasty Pasty

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« Reply #23 on: 04-18-2004 12:58 »

Maybe they were Bender Burgers. The cat shelter hadnt figured it out yet.
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« Reply #24 on: 04-19-2004 04:57 »

I'm Australian, and therefor have no idea what Manwiches/Sloppy Joes actually are. Can someone explain this to me?
boxie

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« Reply #25 on: 04-19-2004 06:06 »

Yeah, I'm with you Morbo_01, though my uneducated guess would be some sort of beefy sandwich with gravy...
Teral

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« Reply #26 on: 04-19-2004 11:32 »



Manwich
David A

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« Reply #27 on: 04-19-2004 13:19 »

For those of you from not-America, if they don't sell Manwich where you live, you can try using this recipe.

And remember, a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.   tongue
Teral

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« Reply #28 on: 04-19-2004 13:35 »

I like the fact that you have to drain the grease twice and yet it's still a heart physicians dream come true.
David A

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« Reply #29 on: 04-19-2004 13:48 »

Meh.  It's no worse than eating a hamburger.
AmyODrama

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« Reply #30 on: 04-19-2004 13:52 »

 
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Originally posted by David A:
For those of you from not-America, if they don't sell Manwich where you live, you can try using this recipe.

And remember, a sandwich is just a sandwich, but a Manwich is a meal.    tongue

That's funny as hell David A.
TheLampIncident

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« Reply #31 on: 04-19-2004 14:18 »

I've heard a legend that the first Manwich was actually made out of human by a guy named Joe, and when he served it, the guy eating it said "This is a little sloppy, Joe", hence its nickname.
David A

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« Reply #32 on: 04-19-2004 14:18 »

 
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Originally posted by AmyODrama:
That's funny as hell David A.

Thanks, I try.   cool
Coilette

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« Reply #33 on: 04-19-2004 15:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Teral:
I like the fact that you have to drain the grease twice and yet it's still a heart physicians dream come true.

'It's like good cholesterol but it spreads like bad cholesterol.'

Morbo_01

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« Reply #34 on: 04-19-2004 23:44 »

Thank you all for helping me understand the mighty Manwich, and may death come quickly to all who don't like it.
boxie

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« Reply #35 on: 04-20-2004 12:24 »

I often find that you can put any kinda questionable food between two slices of bread and it's instantly edible...
Young_and_Angry

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« Reply #36 on: 04-20-2004 12:53 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2004 12:53 »

 
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Originally posted by boxie:
I often find that you can put any kinda questionable food between two slices of bread and it's instantly edible...
Boxie, it's safe to say that you're scary. And I can say that about you because I can say that about myself.

   tongue    roll eyes

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bender+fry

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« Reply #37 on: 04-20-2004 20:09 »

 
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Originally posted by TheLampIncident:
I've heard a legend that the first Manwich was actually made out of human by a guy named Joe, and when he served it, the guy eating it said "This is a little sloppy, Joe", hence its nickname.

I always thought that a guy named Joe was such a sloppy eater that when he died, they named some sloppy food after him as a tribute to his eating habits.

Just what I thought, of course.
spacepilot3000

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« Reply #38 on: 04-20-2004 23:00 »
« Last Edit on: 04-20-2004 23:00 »

I'm sure the Manwich is made of genetically enginered meat. It doesn't come from a cow, but from a machine that creates meat(not in the slicing machine kind of way)
Shaucker

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« Reply #39 on: 04-21-2004 00:12 »

Hunt't Manwich is a canned version OF sloppy Joe's, not the other way around, and Sloppy Joes can be made out of any kind of meat -I've actually challenged my mother to try this theory, and so far, she's tricked me twice.
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