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Tjoppen
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« Reply #40 on: 07-07-2003 19:35 »

I guess we can go nuts;
Code:
ba 09 01 b4 09 cd 21 eb fc 48 4f 4d 45 0a 53 57 45 45 54 0a 24
Paste into your favourite hexeditor to get a 21 byte .com that does the HOME SWEET inf. loop.

~ One software - one function(avoid bloat at all cost) ~
Coder, Absynth Interactive
SQFreak

Professor
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« Reply #41 on: 07-07-2003 21:14 »

Uhh, wouldn't that kinda crash the computer? And isn't crashing the computer a bad thing?
Yorokobi

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« Reply #42 on: 07-07-2003 21:23 »

No, an infinite loop is simply a program that chases it's own tail.  A crash happens when something causes an event that the computer or OS doesn't know what to do.

Now if you mean "hang" the computer, IE you see HOME SWEET HOME SWEET HOME forever, then yes it could.  Unless there is a way to interupt the program.

Now in a basic program, you can have an infinte loop....

10 print "HOME"
20 print "SWEET"
30 print "HOME"
40 goto 10

That would cause you to see HOME SWEET HOME HOME SWEET HOME ... etc.  but in basic, pressing CTRL-C or CTRL-BREAK will stop the execution of the program.

1969

Crustacean
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« Reply #43 on: 07-08-2003 13:48 »

Man this thread to me just look like a load of computer geeks trying to make themselves smarter than the previous with nitpicking and being pedantic.

If the joke was too complex, 1% of the population would get it. Basic is an old language that I havent seen for years anyway. I thought the joke was funny, I used Qbasic for lik 2 mins when I was 12 so many years ago, and understood the joke.

Christ, leave it be! You might enjoy the show more if you weren't too busy crying about minor technicalities.

Oh also, you guys make terrible programmers if you can't make a computer display "Home Sweet Home" without looping. In any language.
Yorokobi

Bending Unit
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« Reply #44 on: 07-08-2003 14:39 »

Hello World to you too....

NuHypnotoad

Crustacean
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« Reply #45 on: 07-15-2003 17:18 »

10 IF SIN THEN 60
20 IF UNBELIVER THEN 60
30 IF BELIVER THEN 50
40 PURGATORY
50 HEAVEN
60 HELL
70 END
PCC Fred

Space Pope
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« Reply #46 on: 07-15-2003 19:03 »

I'd pick that program to bits, but life's too short.
El Zilcho

Professor
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« Reply #47 on: 07-15-2003 19:41 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2003 19:41 »

   
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Originally posted by Yorokobi:
Hello World to you too....

    laff     laff I wonder how many people will understand that.
@1969: This used to be a thread about a minor technicality, but it's evolved into a programmming contest. It has nothing to do with anyone else getting the joke anymore. If you haven't picked up on that by now, I pity you. Oh, and I can do it in VBasic:

Private Sub HomeSweetHome()
X = 0
Label:
X = X + 1
Print "Home"
If X = 2 Then GoTo Label2
Print "Sweet"
GoTo Label
Label2:
End Sub
PCC Fred

Space Pope
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« Reply #48 on: 07-15-2003 20:12 »

Or there's the blindingly obvious:

10 PRINT "HOME": PRINT "SWEET": PRINT "HOME": END
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #49 on: 07-15-2003 20:25 »
« Last Edit on: 07-15-2003 20:25 »

And in PHP

Code:
<?php
while ($counter 3) {
  if (
$proverb == "Home" ) {
    
$proverb .= " Sweet ";
  } else {
    
$proverb .= "Home";
  }
  
$counter++;
}
print (
$proverb);
?>
NuHypnotoad

Crustacean
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« Reply #50 on: 07-15-2003 20:38 »

 
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Originally posted by PCC Fred:
I'd pick that program to bits, but life's too short.

Yeah I know it really needs a lot of debugging; but hey it's been over 20 years since I've done anything in BASIC.  cry
reverend

Bending Unit
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« Reply #51 on: 07-16-2003 06:44 »

In "That's Lobstertainment" when Bender knocks on Calculon's door for a second time Calculon says something like:
"What's the matter with you? Do you have an extra GOTO 20 line or something?"
I.e. Why didn't you go to hell the first time I told you ... he he he
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #52 on: 07-16-2003 19:35 »

Calculon said "Have you got an extra GOTO 10 line?". A GOTO 10 line would return a BASIC program to the beginning i.e. start it all over again, just like Bender buzzes the doorbell again after Calculon slams the door.
reverend

Bending Unit
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« Reply #53 on: 07-17-2003 04:28 »

Oh. So in fact it was an equally obsucre joke, but I didn't get it. Never mind.
sheep555

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #54 on: 07-17-2003 05:30 »

 
Quote
Originally posted by Mercapto:
A GOTO 10 line would return a BASIC program to the beginning i.e. start it all over again

Assuming that you had started your BASIC program with line 10, and not any other number  smile
PCC Fred

Space Pope
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« Reply #55 on: 07-17-2003 05:49 »

I usually start mine with line 5, because there was something important I forgot to place in line 10.
Mercapto

Professor
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« Reply #56 on: 07-17-2003 08:48 »

Me too, but my good old Amstrad 6128 had this nifty function that could renumerate the lines in my program so it started at 10 and progressed in steps of 10. It even remembered to correct the GOTO lines.
JDHannan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #57 on: 07-17-2003 15:10 »

PCC Fred> holy crap, i forgot so many things i had decimalized numbers!
Zack Brannigan

Bending Unit
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« Reply #58 on: 07-22-2003 16:53 »

I never got those promgramming jokes until now!  Thanks for the help, all you loveable programmers.

I've only been around these Futurama forums for a few days, but I'm learning so much!
1969

Crustacean
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« Reply #59 on: 07-24-2003 15:26 »

 
Quote
This used to be a thread about a minor technicality, but it's evolved into a programmming contest. It has nothing to do with anyone else getting the joke anymore. If you haven't picked up on that by now, I pity you.

Whatever you're doing, you all still need a life. Rest assured you can leave the pitying to me.
Drippy_taco

Professor
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« Reply #60 on: 07-26-2003 19:33 »

Done to the death.
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