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drunkenangel

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« on: 03-29-2003 23:08 »

I am pretty on the ball and can figure out most of the jokes in Futurama with out much help.  But the Kegelcizer machine in "Why Must I Be A Crustacean In Love" always had me scratching my head.  Finally I looked it up...ewwwwww.  Anyway...anyone else have a similiar moment?  A refernce they had to look up?   (If this has already been addressed in some other thread, then disregard, I looked but couldn't see anything that matched up)
JDHannan

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« Reply #1 on: 03-30-2003 05:34 »

nope, i know everything about everything
Gocad

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« Reply #2 on: 03-30-2003 05:46 »

 
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Originally posted by JDHannan:
nope, i know everything about everything

even what I will post next?


I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
Lurrr

Professor
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« Reply #3 on: 03-31-2003 08:28 »

Actually, I still don't know what a Kegelcizer is. I'll go look it up in the library after this lesson's finished (this is my excuse for work  big grin)
Lurrr

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« Reply #4 on: 03-31-2003 15:15 »

Man, does she actually lift the weights with that thing? Jesus...
SQFreak

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« Reply #5 on: 03-31-2003 18:16 »

I thought that it was referring to exercising with a keg of beer. Like lifting the keg. Oh well, that's what I first thought of when I saw it.

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I looked it up. Hmm...The FOX Censors must have missed that one!
Kryten

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« Reply #6 on: 03-31-2003 22:01 »

...Could someone explain it to me? Maybe I'm just thick or something... it involves the privates, yes?
SQFreak

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« Reply #7 on: 03-31-2003 22:12 »

I'm going to get yelled at for opening this site, but:
 http://sensualluxuries.com/learn/learnPC.html
Kryten

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« Reply #8 on: 03-31-2003 22:44 »

Oh. Heheheheheh.
Melllvar

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« Reply #9 on: 03-31-2003 23:06 »

We got a 'heads up' from the DVD Commentary, so working it out was easy.  But, yeah, how did that get past the censors?
Gocad

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« Reply #10 on: 04-01-2003 04:20 »

The FOX censors didn't get that "joke" in Crimes of the Hot with Bender and that "keg" as well.

Bender: "Oh, you're a robot."
"Keg":"Don't stop."
Bender: "Ewww."


I'm watching you. Yes, YOU!
DrThunder88

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« Reply #11 on: 04-01-2003 14:35 »

You've never heard of the Kegel exercise?  Man, there are very few jokes I don't get...one of the benefits of being a font of trivial knowledge (particularly trivial knowledge in the fields that Futurama writers specialize in).
VelourFog

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« Reply #12 on: 04-08-2003 22:28 »

Kegels are great because they are "racy" enough to be really funny and yet obscure enough that not everyone gets it.
Lurrr

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« Reply #13 on: 04-09-2003 17:36 »
« Last Edit on: 04-09-2003 17:36 »

...and then those people feel rather silly searching for 'Kegel' in the University library.    roll eyes
theZoid88

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« Reply #14 on: 02-21-2004 18:45 »

i love the jokes in futurama particularly the sexual humor/dirty humor. o my yes.
ActionLaPointe

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« Reply #15 on: 02-22-2004 23:24 »

and thats why we loved it
Spineless

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« Reply #16 on: 02-23-2004 01:01 »

I knew about that one.  One of my favorite jokes on the show.

I don't think I've ever looked anything up for Futurama.  There's probably plenty I don't completely understand, but I really don't remember looking any jokes up.

Did for Family Guy (dooadanum, Megan's Law), but never for Futurama.
nerdlingus

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« Reply #17 on: 02-25-2004 04:00 »

Didnt know, looked at this post, looked it up.

 laff how rude.
It always bugged me as to why she was blinking on each 'rep', bet she could pick up a chain and ball eh?  laff 
theZoid88

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« Reply #18 on: 02-26-2004 10:55 »

 
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Originally posted by nerdlingus:
Didnt know, looked at this post, looked it up.

  laff how rude.
It always bugged me as to why she was blinking on each 'rep', bet she could pick up a chain and ball eh?   laff 

hehe   laff
ItsASuppository

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« Reply #19 on: 03-15-2004 22:17 »
« Last Edit on: 03-15-2004 22:17 »

One of Scruffy's few lines

"Course it shank or be shanked."

300 big boys
LAN.gnome

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« Reply #20 on: 03-15-2004 23:39 »

Thanks for sharing?  confused
Ranadok

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« Reply #21 on: 03-16-2004 02:02 »

I think that was supposed to go in the "stuff the censor missed" thread.  I don't think it would be TOO hard to get the two confused. Perhaps.
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