Stuart
Bending Unit
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« on: 09-06-2002 18:33 »
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Hi. Since I know a few of you have seen my site, www.geocities.com/futurama_cuts , and are interested in the UK cuts, I wondered if you could help with a few of them that I'm not sure about? Since there's a multi-national community here, many of you will see episodes uncut. The ones I'm interested in are in season 2: 1. I SECOND THAT EMOTION www.geocities.com/futurama_cuts/ISTE - When Bender is jealous of Nibbler's popularity with the others, he goes to bake a cake for Nibbler's birthday. On both C4 and Sky One, he is shown evilly saying "I'll bake a cake you'll never forget", then in the cupboard getting rat poison... which is for the rats, not the cake. But in between those, did he say "I'll teach those bastards!", or words to that effect? A few years ago on Sky One, before the censorship began, I think I remember him saying that, but it isn't on either Channel 4's version, or Sky's (Sky often cut that word out). 4. XMAS STORY - There may be loads I missed in this episode, so try to tell me anything you thought was suspicious. But there was definitely a cut here: During the ski trip at the start of the episode: SKI INSTRUCTOR: "Excuse me sir (Bender), you're skiing off the trail." BENDER: "?????? Ha ha ha, ha ha ha...[goes over the edge of the cliff]" What was the ???????? (to be continued, when I'm less tired)
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #1 on: 09-06-2002 19:15 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2002 19:15 »
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First of all, welcome to PEEL, Stuart. Enjoy it here. Secondly, let's see if we can help you with your questions. Originally posted by Stuart: Hi. Since I know a few of you have seen my site, www.geocities.com/futurama_cuts , and are interested in the UK cuts, I wondered if you could help with a few of them that I'm not sure about? Since there's a multi-national community here, many of you will see episodes uncut. The ones I'm interested in are in season 2:
1. I SECOND THAT EMOTION www.geocities.com/futurama_cuts/ISTE - When Bender is jealous of Nibbler's popularity with the others, he goes to bake a cake for Nibbler's birthday. On both C4 and Sky One, he is shown evilly saying "I'll bake a cake you'll never forget", then in the cupboard getting rat poison... which is for the rats, not the cake. But in between those, did he say "I'll teach those bastards!", or words to that effect? A few years ago on Sky One, before the censorship began, I think I remember him saying that, but it isn't on either Channel 4's version, or Sky's (Sky often cut that word out).
No, Bender didn't say anything between those scenes. It cut's directly from the "I'll bake you a cake you'll never forget" scene to Bender grapping for the rat poison. He pours the poison in fornt of a rat hole, and say "That'll take care of those filthy rats". Later however, when the cake is finished he say "There, this'll teach those filthy bastards who's lovable". 4. XMAS STORY - There may be loads I missed in this episode, so try to tell me anything you thought was suspicious. But there was definitely a cut here:
During the ski trip at the start of the episode: SKI INSTRUCTOR: "Excuse me sir (Bender), you're skiing off the trail." BENDER: "?????? Ha ha ha, ha ha ha...[goes over the edge of the cliff]"
What was the ????????
"Lick my frozen metal ass!!"
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Chump
Urban Legend
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Wait, I'm going through your list and reporting as I come to them. In PYHOMS, you have it correct in your possible quote, Bender does say "My Ass!".
In When Aliens Attack, the aliens start blowing things up and they get into the hover car and race back to the office, basically chased by flying sausers.
Also in WAA, Lrr says: You are not McNeil, she wears tight skirts and "is promisquous" (spelling wrong there no doubt). I don't think Zapp says anything to that besides Really... but then the president thanks the aliens and he is killed, so that might have been wiped.
In A Clone of My Own, Leela says: I can't "you bastard"! Nobody knows how, its impossible.
In The Deep South, Hermes does call Nibbler "a little bastard".
Mothers day, mom does say: Conquer earth you bastards! and the robots reply: Conquer earth us bastards!
Thats all I could see man... hope that was of some help.
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Stuart
Bending Unit
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« Reply #5 on: 09-07-2002 07:22 »
« Last Edit on: 02-11-2003 00:00 »
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Here's one from When Aliens Attack ( www.geocities.com/futurama_cuts/WAA ): President McNeal has just introduced Zap Brannigan, who'll head Earth's defence mission against the aliens, to the Congress building (we see PX watching this on TV, but Fry still applauds Brannigan and Leela groans) Bender - "Hey Leela, ???? ???? (referring to that 'previous encounter')" Leela - "The Earth is under attack. Can't we just forget about that?" Bender - "Evidently not..." Any takers?
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Smitty
Professor
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I remember in "When Aliens Attack" on C4, Zoidberg says to Leela "Where were you on the night of blah blah blah?" and it jumps straight to Leela leafing through the script saying "Getting back to the uh..." It misses out the whole "Sleeping with you!" "A ha!" Then the bit where Zoidberg eats Leela's false eye.
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Space Pope
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« Reply #7 on: 09-07-2002 08:05 »
« Last Edit on: 09-07-2002 08:05 »
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On http://www.geocities.com/futurama_cuts/WMIBACIL2 They chant claw-plach (or however you spell the name of the event). And surf and turf is Fish and Meat (Surf=Fish, Turf=Beef, gettit?). Although it's used to mean something else (more 'sensual') in the episode. EDIT: PYHOMS- Corrected quote. Fry And it led to another there again when we got back!
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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I just read through your site and it's amazing what those censors cut out. Makes me glad Danish TV don't censor things.
Just one thing, in "Lesser Of Two Evils": After "bog off!" some one in an Indian-sounding accent says "Get off, bastard-man".
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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I wonder what they will do about snuh-snuh in "Amazon Woman In The Mood". Is it the very concept of sex, or just that particular wordcombination they're censoring.
And what about the naked conga-line in "Time Keeps On Slippin'?
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Space Pope
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Originally posted by Teral: I wonder what they will do about snuh-snuh in "Amazon Woman In The Mood". Is it the very concept of sex, or just that particular wordcombination they're censoring.
And what about the naked conga-line in "Time Keeps On Slippin'? Really snu-snu, since it only refers to something, but does not mention it, they'll be able to leave it in. The sex scenes, i dunno, perhaps cut to when they are pushed in, drown screams. Cut the 'The mind is willing but the flesh is spongey and bruised' line, and the end bit 'Yea, we had snu-snu'. Time Keeps on Slippin', cut the conga line, simple. Oh, leave in Hermes' 'I don't know how this was ever supposed to work' line to confuse us more.
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Nurdbot
DOOP Secretary
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I say we kill Channel 4 and take over
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Stuart
Bending Unit
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Futurama just isn't a kids' show, simple as that - but C4 have confused it with one because it's a cartoon and therefore 'must' be a kids' programme. Most of the really good jokes are fairly unsuitable for 6.30pm, but are made doubly unsuitable by the fact that kids are watching (because although they will learn the words anyway, most parents wouldn't want them picking them up off television).
Futurama in its uncut form is excellent, and would be a great ratings-puller for C4, but they censor it, making it a lot less funny, and show it just before prime-time so it gets lower ratings. They are total idiots.
NOTE - I think Futurama can only be on Channel 4 before 7pm or after 11pm. Comedies like Futurama have never been shown between those times on C4, except for on Fridays which I don't expect will happen, so the choice is either: overcensored during the daytime, or uncut in the middle of the night, I'm afraid.
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Space Pope
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« Reply #39 on: 09-11-2002 19:17 »
« Last Edit on: 09-11-2002 19:17 »
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Right, off the top of my head... They cut the prof.'s skeleton after being eaten by the ant-eaters. They cut all background screams of Hermes while Zoidberg is 'deducing things' which then makes Zoidberg's line confusing. (Silence... 'Hermes quiet' not quite right) Cut out the scream + 'I really like it' after Leela turns off the light at the end. I can't remember the scene where Zoidberg works it all out. ---------------- The semi-official PEEL Webby McHelpHelpThe end is nigh! Click now while you can...
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