Fry's Facial Hair

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Why is it that Fry grows a beard (actually more like a 5 o'clock shadow),but no mustache, in both Fistful of Dollars and Godfellas when he doesn't shave , but in Insane in the Mainframe he's growing a mustache but no beard?

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I dunno about you, but *I* see a beard.

[Reply #2 on:]

To me it looks life Fry's Became a Flea Buffet

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Interesting thing that despite Fry's apparent lack of hygene, he still prides himself on shaving.

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That little mix-up in 1947 really screwed up Fry's DNA. He looks like a normal caucasian American male, and yet the growth-rate of his beard is practically zero.

After spending weeks at the HAL Institute, and God knows how many days wandering the Himalayas and searching for Bender he only manage to come up with a 5 o'clock shadow.

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That's called a "baby face", when someone grows facial hair very slowly. It's normal, I know a few normal 20 year old guys who only shave once or twice a month. I'm not one of them, as evidenced by the beard I've grown in 2 weeks. I have a pic if you REALLY care and want to IM me for the chance to ogle my facial hair.

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Most people I know have average beard growth (apart from 2 who have Speedy Gonzales-beard), but I guess it's not an uncommon thing what Fry have.

Eh, that pic is just a tad more caring that I actual have invested in this subject. Besides I can just pencil in a beard with a speedmarker on that picture you posted in the Hot Or Not thread.

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Interestingly, those with a baby face often want to grow facial hair and shave so they are a real man, whatever that is all about. Fools!!

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Some people desire nothing more than to shave a real man.

Some people just say the first thing that pops into their heads.

Melon Melon, out of cheese.

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Originally posted by Archie2K:
Interestingly, those with a baby face often want to grow facial hair and shave so they are a real man, whatever that is all about. Fools!!

Well, can you blame them? Beard growth is a secondary sex characteristic. So what if it's inconvenient? I'm told breasts are inconvenient, but last I heard the majority of women wouldn't want to be without them.

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Congratulations, TMC, you've made your best post ever.  Have this gold-plated statue of Pamela Anderson nude.

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I'd be happier if I didn't see your fingerprints and slobber and other frightening telltale signs all over it.

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How do you know that the slobber belongs to Nixorbo? It could be the Pamela Anderson equivalent of an autograph.

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There are fluids on that statue that females do not produce. I'm not touching it unless someone boils it clean.

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Zoidberg: "Allright! Allright! I'm coming!"

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The statue's not mine - I stole it from that guy over in the corner . . . with his pants down . . . eww . . .

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[Jay Sherman] Wait a minute... that's not a statue... THAT'S NOT A STATUE! [/JS]