Zoidberg's Wedding

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Incredible! Zoidberg was sociable enough at one point to get married?!
I only recently noticed this brief shot of "Benderama". When do you reckon Zoidberg actually had a Wedding, and who with? It seems very un-Zoidberg like. Also, it couldn't have really gone very far afterwards since his species die after doing the nasty.

Here's one theory:

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"Of course I'll marry you!"

Thoughts?

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You know, Zoidberg is on a first-name basis with Mom (Carol).

And he DID sound interested in President Truman in Roswell that Ends Well...

And he DID suck on the Professy's head (albeit with pheromones sprayed on)...

And he did get together with that lobster from The Hip Joint...

Yeah, Dr Z has some sort of a social/dating life. I could see him pairing up with a human. And apparently he's not adverse to the human horn, so maybe the sex wouldn't kill him - it wouldn't be reproducing, after all.

Zoidberg's exact description of the process is: "Once my species passes on its genes, it dies."

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The real mystery is what that album contains.  The world is yet not ready.

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Words made from his own ink.

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Accounts from the Abyss: The Autobiography of Czoidulu.

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There is the option of the album being empty, and him just being hopeful.

Shouldn't there be a second name on it (or the apostrophe moved slightly to the right)

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Maybe there wasn't room for "Zoidberg and his left claw's wedding album" on the page.

Having it empty seems reasonable as well.

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At the end of "mobius dick", some girl was talking to zoidberg. i dont remember exactly what she said but i think it was like "so are we having dinner tonight". the zoidberg combed his scared hair (or his monotail,i forget which) and said "eeeeyyyhh" could the girl from old delivery crew be zoidbergs fonfon,i mean fioncé.

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I love that he combs in some sideburns despite the fact he has no ears. Unless it's supposed to be those curly hair-tendril things you see on Orthodox Jews.

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I love that he combs in some sideburns despite the fact he has no ears. Unless it's supposed to be those curly hair-tendril things you see on Orthodox Jews.

(combs hair)
yeah , it makes sense,maybe zoidbergs jewish.NAAAH

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Neither of you know The Fonz? That's just sad.

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Neither of you know The Fonz? That's just sad.

^This.

Also, not the first time the Fonz is referenced in Futurama.
http://theinfosphere.org/Mega_Fonzies

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The "Hey" catchphrase I get, but Zoidberg's rocking some extra-long sideburns there. Those are borderline mutton-chop length.

Incidentally, and very incidentally, Henry Winkler was once on "Wait, wait, don't tell me" (an American news quiz radio show) and told a story about how he and his wife were out one evening and a group of muggers approached them. When the group saw that it was The Fonz, they ran away scared!

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My hypothesis is that Zoidberg was once married, got divorced, lost his money to his ex- wife, lost his home, and that's why he lives in a dumpster behind Planet Express.

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Hahaha - that's a cute angle on the situation, SK (Easy there, Kimster).  Yeah, his dumpster, where he enjoys luxurious feasts fit for a king :-/

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Ah, that could also explain why he isn't poor yet (or at least no one knows about it) in the first season, where he gets the nice marble tank on the Titanic and such.

And oh, he's seen with the jellyfish woman on the ship alongside the other couples! Maybe his supposed wife found out and that's why she divorced him!

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My hypothesis is that Zoidberg was once married, got divorced, lost his money to his ex- wife, lost his home, and that's why he lives in a dumpster behind Planet Express.

Maybe it was even the other way around, his ex-wife losing her money to him.
And -regarding the life Zoidberg is forced to live even with her money- we certainly do not wish to see HER living conditions

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Also, not the first time the Fonz is referenced in Futurama.
http://theinfosphere.org/Mega_Fonzies

I LOOOVE Zoidberg! So, we know he DID have some Mega Fonzies at one point in time. But how did he lose them all (Maybe he only had Micro Fonzies. Undetectable by the Cool-O-Meter)
Couldn't resist...

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Neither of you know The Fonz? That's just sad.

BTW for all the kids here, the show WAS in colour.

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I had a crush on almost every male cast member in Happy Days. Except Ralph Mouth, or whatever the redhead was called.

(Oh, and not Mr. Cunningham. And not Al, either.)

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Hehe, when I read

Except Ralph Mouth, or whatever the redhead was called

, I immediatelly thought (before reading on): "And she did not include AL??? Woah..that's some really crazy woman..."

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MALPH! Ralph Malph! He even got his own song on Family Guy. Donny Most, Donny Most...
(and as hilarious as this bit is, it's very beautifully done)

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Maybe Arnold. He was also Mr. Miyagi, after all. Sand the floor!

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Aha! Betcha had a thing for Ralph Macchio

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Were you going through my old Bop and Teen Beat mags again?

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Mmmeh-beh

Ralph-O-metrics:

Macchio - 1
Malph - 0

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i had a crush on yo mama,

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Ya me too. Also, Itzhak Perlman.