It makes no sense, but then in Super Mario Bros you play as a fat man who can jump inexplicably high and uses his head to smash open boxes made of bricks which sometimes contain mushrooms which make him grow huge, flowers which let him shoot balls of fire or stars which make him invinsible. I could go on.
I'm indifferent to the games. I have no knowledge or interest in them. I only care that the struggle of anime to be taken seriously as an artistic medium is defeated by ridiculous stuff like Pokemon just as much as it is by tentacle rape.
But then what good is anime without tentacle rape?
If there was no tentacle rape there would be no beast with a billion backs and with no beast with a billion backs there would be no me drawing "what if" situations.
Oh yes. *sprays breath*