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songficcer

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« on: 03-18-2009 06:39 »

So, I was watching Love and Rocket when a thought struck me with a baseball bat. When Bender dumped the PES and the ship decided, after a long line of events, to fly into the quasar... Instead of disabling the carbonated logic matrix, why didn't the crew just change the personality of the ship back into a male persona?

Rhetorical question...

Feel free to answer and post your own. I'd like to see what others think.
coldangel

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« Reply #1 on: 03-18-2009 06:50 »

Emotion chip overloaded the positronic relay.
songficcer

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« Reply #2 on: 03-18-2009 07:48 »

Emotion chip overloaded the positronic relay.

The who in the wha'...?
coldangel

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« Reply #3 on: 03-18-2009 10:01 »

Don't you watch Star Trek!? Jeez...
Svip

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« Reply #4 on: 03-18-2009 16:28 »

Don't you watch Star Trek!? Jeez...
I always thought it was a 2001: A Space Odyssey reference.  I guess there are more than one way to be wrong.
songficcer

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« Reply #5 on: 03-18-2009 19:36 »

Don't you watch Star Trek!? Jeez...

No, I don't. Honestly, I hate the show. ^^;
Vanguard20

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« Reply #6 on: 03-18-2009 19:58 »

Don't you watch Star Trek!? Jeez...

No, I don't. Honestly, I hate the show. ^^;

Please leave.
Archonix

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« Reply #7 on: 03-18-2009 20:00 »

Don't you watch Star Trek!? Jeez...

No, I don't. Honestly, I hate the show. ^^;

What are you, gay? You'll miss a lot of the refs in Futurama then.
coldangel

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« Reply #8 on: 03-19-2009 01:02 »

Don't you watch Star Trek!? Jeez...
I always thought it was a 2001: A Space Odyssey reference.  I guess there are more than one way to be wrong.

The episode referenced 2001. I referenced Trek. Live with it, man.
songficcer

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« Reply #9 on: 03-19-2009 01:45 »


What are you, gay? You'll miss a lot of the refs in Futurama then.

I am, but that is beside the point  tongue

And, no, I don't miss all the jokes. I know about Trek. I just don't watch it. *shrug*
coldangel

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« Reply #10 on: 03-19-2009 02:24 »

You should at least watch the Original Series. Especially if you're gay. I mean, I'm as straight as an Air Force runway, and even I get a little turned-on by Shatner.
Svip

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« Reply #11 on: 03-19-2009 02:33 »

You should at least watch the Original Series. Especially if you're gay. I mean, I'm as straight as an Air Force runway, and even I get a little turned-on by Shatner.
I wish I could do that, but I have made myself a promise; that I will learn as much as possible about Star Trek, without ever watching any of it.  Purely by reading wikis and whatnot.

Let's just say, I don't know that much about Star Trek yet.
coldangel

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« Reply #12 on: 03-19-2009 02:58 »

Star Trek is a part of your cultural heritage. Not watching it is like... like... like not reading Shakespeare, Dickens, Poe... it's like not watching Casablanca, not listening to Pink Floyd or The Rolling Stones. You cannot be considered a real person until you have.
Svip

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« Reply #13 on: 03-19-2009 02:58 »

Star Trek is a part of your cultural heritage. Not watching it is like... like... like not reading Shakespeare, Dickens, Poe... it's like not watching Casablanca, not listening to Pink Floyd or The Rolling Stones. You cannot be considered a real person until you have.
Well, I have never seen myself as a real person, anyway, so I guess I was right all along.
songficcer

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« Reply #14 on: 03-20-2009 01:55 »

... and even I get a little turned-on by Shatner.

Well DUH, who doesn't?
FYP

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« Reply #15 on: 03-29-2009 15:20 »

ME
Future Shock

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« Reply #16 on: 03-29-2009 16:05 »

They could have, but the ship would have slammed the panel on their hands, and they'd spend their last minutes wrapping it in bandages before BAM! They're knocked up a quasar!
human horn

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« Reply #17 on: 03-29-2009 17:20 »

ME

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songficcer

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« Reply #18 on: 03-30-2009 06:50 »

Star Trek is a part of your cultural heritage. Not watching it is like... like... like not reading Shakespeare, Dickens, Poe... it's like not watching Casablanca, not listening to Pink Floyd or The Rolling Stones. You cannot be considered a real person until you have.

God help me, I DO want to see the new Trek.
human horn

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« Reply #19 on: 03-30-2009 07:23 »

Star Trek is a part of your cultural heritage. Not watching it is like... like... like not reading Shakespeare, Dickens, Poe... it's like not watching Casablanca, not listening to Pink Floyd or The Rolling Stones. You cannot be considered a real person until you have.

God help me, I DO want to see the new Trek.

ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!
Future Shock

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« Reply #20 on: 03-30-2009 11:41 »

Star trek seems cool, but I'm not cool enough. Pink Floyd is very nice. They should have made brickinthewall about bullies.
coldangel

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« Reply #21 on: 03-30-2009 14:18 »

On many levels... What?!
Future Shock

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« Reply #22 on: 03-30-2009 14:20 »

Level 4... You'll find jackets there... they're nice.
coldangel

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« Reply #23 on: 03-30-2009 14:32 »

They better come down to below my knees.
Future Shock

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« Reply #24 on: 03-30-2009 15:02 »

What am I? a knitter?
coldangel

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« Reply #25 on: 03-31-2009 00:13 »

You'd be surprised what you can become at gunpoint.
Future Shock

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« Reply #26 on: 03-31-2009 01:08 »

Hey, I have one too buddy.
(click)
No sale for you!
coldangel

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« Reply #27 on: 03-31-2009 02:36 »

SpaceCase

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« Reply #28 on: 03-31-2009 04:58 »

[Image]

Am I greatly mistaken, or does that young man appear to be carrying an MG42?
I'll just ooze out under the door now...

RS 2thou

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« Reply #29 on: 03-31-2009 05:06 »

What was the this thread about? I'm kinda lost, there seems stuff about the PE ship being gay for Shatner and now an armed and armoured fat guy from the 'net.
coldangel

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« Reply #30 on: 03-31-2009 08:21 »


Am I greatly mistaken, or does that young man appear to be carrying an MG42?
I'll just ooze out under the door now...


I believe he is. And it was kind of you to call him 'young' instead of 'grotesque'.
Future Shock

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« Reply #31 on: 04-01-2009 12:05 »

What, is it you?
coldangel

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« Reply #32 on: 04-01-2009 15:59 »
« Last Edit on: 04-01-2009 16:02 by coldangel_1 »

No, you shit. I look like my avatar. This is me:



I'm not fat.
I'm unwashed, unshaven, and a little goofy-looking, but not fat.
Archonix

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« Reply #33 on: 04-02-2009 01:03 »

Nah, that's not you. There aren't enough knives and big-breasted women.
coldangel

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« Reply #34 on: 04-02-2009 01:24 »

The knives are concealed. The women are out of frame.
songficcer

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« Reply #35 on: 04-02-2009 07:27 »

ONE OF US!
ONE OF US!

Yeah yeah yeah... I'm gonna kill myself later.

Anyone else have a What If question??
Future Shock

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« Reply #36 on: 04-02-2009 10:48 »

What If coldangel didn't look anything like his avatar?
Books

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« Reply #37 on: 04-02-2009 12:03 »

God coldangel is a sexy man. I'd open every orifice in my body for him right now.
Archonix

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« Reply #38 on: 04-02-2009 13:36 »

What if Fry never managed to escape the Infosphere. That's gotta be worth a few thoughts?
Future Shock

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« Reply #39 on: 04-02-2009 14:20 »

He'd be screwed. It's that easy to explain.
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