I will never forget this flight because bits don't make sence!!!!

[Reply #40 on:]

My God, this creature have already beaten me.  Unfortunately, you may be have noticed how my location is changing rapidly, because I feared this may would happen, your unmarked black vans arrived at an incorrect location.

Doesn't matter.
Unmarked black vans, unmarked black cars, unmarked black helicopters, unmarked men in crisp black suits, or unmarked black orbital directed-energy weapons: Whatever.
What is it with these people and black?

But keep trying, sooner or later, there won't be anyone left but us.

Oh my, no!
There's a strict catch-and-release' policy.
Er... hypothetically speaking, that is...
If I said any more I'd have to shoot you!

[Reply #41 on:]

But keep trying, sooner or later, there won't be anyone left but us.

Oh my, no!
There's a strict catch-and-release' policy.
Er... hypothetically speaking, that is...
If I said any more I'd have to shoot you!

I knew you love me.  Otherwise you would have shot me already.

[Reply #42 on:]

I knew you love me.

Now that's presumptuous.

Otherwise you would have shot me already.

Wrong again, kiddo.
Yer' batting 1000...
D'ya know how much paperwork is involved?
Er... hypothetically speaking...

[Reply #43 on:]

Cower before the awesome power of the floral blouse.

It's too late.  I have already been sub-- wait a minute, floral blouse?  Awesome power?  Wait a minute, won't that make it flower power?  The same thing that made Nixon win the election in 1968?

OMG SpaceCase killed Kennedy!  I knew it.

No, The Comedian killed JFK...

[Reply #44 on:]

No, The Comedian killed JFK...

Are you saying SpaceCase is the Comedian?

I knew you love me.

Now that's presumptuous.

Something tells me you have to be forward at times.

Otherwise you would have shot me already.

Wrong again, kiddo.
Yer' batting 1000...
D'ya know how much paperwork is involved?
Er... hypothetically speaking...

Yeah yeah, just keep avoiding the issues like a politician.

[Reply #45 on:]

Are you saying SpaceCase is the Comedian?

No one, I repeat for emphasis, no one who has read my fic(s) would ever think that!

Something tells me you have to be forward at times.

I suggest (strenuously!) you apprehend that something, and break its little neck!

Yeah yeah, just keep avoiding the issues like a politician.

The issue is that you seem to have a conspiracy delusion fantasy theory wedged tightly into your brain, and you won't let it go.

I can't say I blame you though; I suppose you need something to keep your focus between the times the nice young men in the white suits take you to your electro-shock therapy sessions... 
I, uh... I'll just ooze back out under the door now...
 

[Reply #46 on:]

Are you saying SpaceCase is the Comedian?

No one, I repeat for emphasis, no one who has read my fic(s) would ever think that!

My apologies, I have not read any of your "fic(s)".

Something tells me you have to be forward at times.

I suggest (strenuously!) you apprehend that something, and break its little neck!

I'm on it!

Yeah yeah, just keep avoiding the issues like a politician.

The issue is that you seem to have a conspiracy delusion fantasy theory wedged tightly into your brain, and you won't let it go.

I think this issue here is, I don't know when to stop, and somehow I feel, neither do you.  I love taking things to a level where they never should have been.

I can't say I blame you though; I suppose you need something to keep your focus between the times the nice young men in the white suits take you to your electro-shock therapy sessions... 
I, uh... I'll just ooze back out under the door now...
 

You keep talking about them, but where is my free electro-shock therapy!?  Do I have to take a cab?!

[Reply #47 on:]

My apologies, I have not read any of your "fic(s)".

You ain't missin' much, Buba...

I'm on it!

Uh huh; my work is done here... er, for the moment...

I think this issue here is, I don't know when to stop, and somehow I feel, neither do you.  I love taking things to a level where they never should have been.

You heard it here first folks: Svip has issues... 
My issues are uncountable...

You keep talking about them, but where is my free electro-shock therapy!?  Do I have to take a cab?!

That's socialized medicine for you. Oh, wait, you're in Denmark, aren't you?
I don't know if Denmark has socialized medicine, or not.
I'll shut-up before I manage to put my foot in my mouth... again.
I only need one thing to make a fool of myself... an opportunity!

[Reply #48 on:]

I think this issue here is, I don't know when to stop, and somehow I feel, neither do you.  I love taking things to a level where they never should have been.

You heard it here first folks: Svip has issues... 
My issues are uncountable...

Oh, you are just getting to know me.

You keep talking about them, but where is my free electro-shock therapy!?  Do I have to take a cab?!

That's socialized medicine for you. Oh, wait, you're in Denmark, aren't you?
I don't know if Denmark has socialized medicine, or not.
I'll shut-up before I manage to put my foot in my mouth... again.
I only need one thing to make a fool of myself... an opportunity!

My government probably won't support me anyway.  So that is partly irrelevant, where I live.  My English is terrible anyway.

Got any pictures of you with your foot in your mouth?
(That is an opportunity to make a fool of yourself)

[Reply #49 on:]

Feet taste salty

[Reply #50 on:]

Feet taste salty

As well as blood and hmm, almost everything coming from the human body.

[Reply #51 on:]

nothing to see here, PEEL somehow did something funny.

[Reply #52 on:]

FYP is such a spammer.  But both Book and he is right.  They do taste salty.

I can still ask for pictures!

[Reply #53 on:]

Congrats on Bending Unit Svip, you spammer you.

[Reply #54 on:]

CHING CHONG CHANG

[Reply #55 on:]

Oh, you are just getting to know me.

Pass! 

My government probably won't support me anyway.

Sadly, I know how that goes...

My English is terrible anyway.

WHAT?
Your English is fine! I, at least, have little trouble understanding you.
Anyone who can make themselves undersood, in English, when English is not their first language has my respect!

Got any pictures of you with your foot in your mouth?

No. And neither do I wish to buy any...
Meh, it's an old joke.

(That is an opportunity to make a fool of yourself)

I need such opportunities like a fish needs a bicycle.

[Reply #56 on:]

[Reply #57 on:]

Oh, you are just getting to know me.

Pass! 

Aw, you don't really mean that.

My English is terrible anyway.

WHAT?
Your English is fine! I, at least, have little trouble understanding you.
Anyone who can make themselves undersood, in English, when English is not their first language has my respect!

I could be anal and point out that you misspelt "understood", but I'm not gonna.  At least I have your respect! (exclamation mark included).

Got any pictures of you with your foot in your mouth?

No. And neither do I wish to buy any...
Meh, it's an old joke.

(That is an opportunity to make a fool of yourself)

I need such opportunities like a fish needs a bicycle.

Xanfor (read: Xanthor) got me covered.

[Reply #58 on:]

What the hell is going on in this thraead O_o
Are you all Bear?

[Reply #59 on:]

What the hell is going on in this thraead O_o

Indeed.
I'll do this thread the best favor I can...

[*SpaceCase bites own tongue*]

[Reply #60 on:]

I'll bite your tongue for you if you like.

[Reply #61 on:]

I'll bite your tongue for you if you like.

You really are quite the charmer, eh?

[Reply #62 on:]

I'll bite your tongue for you if you like.

 .    

You really are quite the charmer, eh?

 .

[Reply #63 on:]

.   

Note to self:  Shanter impressions are not going to get you the ladies.

Thanks for that, SpaceCase, this will become very useful.

You really are quite the charmer, eh?

 .

Okay, that one was too easy!  I was a bit unsure whether biting tongues was actually some sort of odd "romantic" gesture.  I guess it's not.

[Reply #64 on:]

!
Using my own God against me?! That's just low.

[Reply #65 on:]

I was a bit unsure whether biting tongues was actually some sort of odd "romantic" gesture.

Nope.

Using my own God against me?! That's just low.

[*Shrugs*]

[Reply #66 on:]

I was a bit unsure whether biting tongues was actually some sort of odd "romantic" gesture.

Nope.

Nah, I meant someone else biting your tongue, but whatever.

Using my own God against me?! That's just low.

[*Shrugs*]

This is how it starts, first you use his Lord's name in vain, then he fights back by whining to some International production of religion and whatnot committee, who will then limit your freedom of speech.

Be careful, SpaceCase.  The UN is on to you!

[Reply #67 on:]

Almost looks to me like svip and spacecase are gonna have a love hate relationship

[Reply #68 on:]

Haha, pufftastic - you are the living end!  

[Reply #69 on:]

What do you mean by that cold! >

[Reply #70 on:]

I was expressing my boundless mirth at your razor wit.

[Reply #71 on:]

Hah funny, you know you love me!

[Reply #72 on:]

I know I wanna stick something in you. If that's love, then come here and take my long hard bowie-knife, you beautiful pufftastic man.

EDIT: Oh, and welcome to PEEL.

[Reply #73 on:]

Hah funny, you know you love me!

That's my joke!  I'll kill you!

[Reply #74 on:]

lol sounds hawt.... and im not really new to PEEL just never made a account been looking in it for years and its mine now svip.

[Reply #75 on:]

That's my joke!  I'll kill you!

... its mine now svip.

Careful there Pufftastic.
You'll set off Svip...

[Reply #76 on:]

That's my joke!  I'll kill you!

... its mine now svip.

Careful there Pufftastic.
You'll set off Svip...

SpaceCase has a point, Pufftastic.

...

Nah, who am I kidding?  I cannot kill someone.  I am way too weak.

SpaceCase is way too awesome for me.

* Svip cries.

[Reply #77 on:]

SpaceCase is way too awesome for me.

          Huh?

* Svip cries.

Ahm... here?

   

Jeeze, dry your eyes, man.   
I'll just ooze back out under the door...

[Reply #78 on:]

          Huh?

Don't give me that look!  You know what I mean.

Ahm... here?

  

Jeeze, dry your eyes, man.  
I'll just ooze back out under the door...

In due time.  I wasn't really crying, just pretending.  I'm just out of material.

[Reply #79 on:]

Don't give me that look!  You know what I mean.

'Fraid not...

... I'm just out of material.

This help?