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BrainSluggo
Starship Captain
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Hoping to put to rest this whole "Amy-is-a-slut" nonsense, I should point out the first guy we saw her date didn't even have a body. Pretty sure THEY didn't have sex in the traditional sense. If she was a real slut, she would've slept with Zapp Brannigan. ...What? I miss the original Kif--the sarcastic, bitter, forced-to-be-a-lackey-to-a-jackass Kif. I can't believe it when it happens, but with every episode--outside of rescuing Amy--he seems to be ever more spineless. (Yes, yes, "fluid-filled bladders." You know what I mean.) I'm looking forward to the turnaround moment--the moment Zapp puts the moves on Amy right in front of Kif, and Kif snaps. I mean, snaps Zapp's neck. Or just shoots him, that works too. Oh yes, they kissed on the Titanic. Best kiss in the series to date! ...and the last time Kif showed some real class. But I think that Kif equates (kiss + earth movement = lovemaking); note "lovemaking" and not "sex," which is the hideous, traumatic, fluid-spewing process that Zapp brags about constantly and which Kif could not participate in when Amy suggested it. We'll learn more when Amy and Kif have their first bun-in-the-oven...real soon.
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Azazel
Crustacean
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"Hoping to put to rest this whole "Amy-is-a-slut" nonsense" So you`re sayin that Amy isn`t a slut?
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Originally posted by McGrady: Maybe that actually is how kif's people have sex (through kissing; steals her dna through her mouth or something). They kissed each other on the mouth twice that episode -- have they kissed on the mouth at any other time in any other episodes? Or maybe it's "tongue luck" that constitutes as sex. But can't you just see the gag now, in "Kif Gets Knocked Up a Notch?" Kif: Amy, I'm, um [stutters] . . . pregnant. Amy: What?!? But all we do is kiss! Kif: Well, um, you see, [stutters], that's how my species reproduces, with the tongue.
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Juliet
DOOP Secretary
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Maybe this is not how Kiff's alien kind make love. Remember Kiff with his smoking?
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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Wow, I'm so creative, I fool people into thinking I didn't make up a quote!
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Tzlk
Professor
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Thats a very clever Idea, and if you didn't make it up, where did you get it?
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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From my mind
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Jicannon
Urban Legend
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« Reply #24 on: 09-21-2004 13:33 »
« Last Edit on: 09-21-2004 13:33 »
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Again, as mentioned above by Nixorbo (although nobody believed him at the time ), Kif's species does not reproduce sexually. Whenever one of his kind falls deeply in love with its smismar (lover), its skin becomes a semi-permeable membrane, allowing the passage of genetic material. Thus, Kif does not know what sex is in Amy's sense of the word. Although he's been exposed to it twice (Brannigan, Begin Again and Amazon Women in the Mood), he never took part as far as we know. He stuck to the ceiling to avoid the Amazonians until Amy rescued him, and since he still doesn't know how to make love, it is probable that he did the same thing with Hattie in BBA. He didn't want to go in the first place, so he probably refused it. I don't even want to think about Hattie raping Kif
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Teral
Helpy McHelphelp
DOOP Secretary
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Hmm, a few nits/counter-arguments: Kif's race have the usual male/female division. The Grand Midwife and DOOP president Glab for example are both female even though it isn't time to reproduce for them. Kif's race don't appear to have a mating season, since Kif's pregnacy was a spontaneous reaction from feeling loved, which suggest Kif's race form monogamous relationships like (most) humans, rather than finding a mate when things start happening. [/nitpicker] Oh, and this is quite possible the most disgusting thread I've ever participated in .... at least in Re-Check/Weird.
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Nerd-o-rama
Urban Legend
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Originally posted by Evil Abe The female Amphibianoid then nurses them when they are young, they have breasts. This makes no logical sense, but if the young do defy natural selection and common sense and come to shore as the equivalent of human newborns, I guess this works. Personally, I think Amphibian females have breasts because Futurama ~=~ Star Trek, where every intelligent species is humanoid and has females that want to [censored] Kirk or, occasionally, Spock.
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Nixorbo
UberMod
DOOP Secretary
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I'm just glad to know my theory was the closest.
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