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BrainSluggo

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« on: 03-01-2002 03:53 »

When Fry and Amy are making out in the closet, one of the cans on the shelves is labelled "Condensed Milt."

From Dictionary.com:

Milt (n.) 1. Fish sperm, including the seminal fluid. 2. The reproductive glands of male fishes when filled with this fluid.

Ewwwwwwwww. Farnsworth, you gassy old freak.
diagnostic

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« Reply #1 on: 03-01-2002 03:57 »

yummy...
Citizen77

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« Reply #2 on: 03-01-2002 09:16 »

Yowzah!  tongue
codefish
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« Reply #3 on: 03-01-2002 09:34 »

Now, that's just plain ol' disturbing!
SpacemanSpiff

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« Reply #4 on: 03-01-2002 09:57 »
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thanks for this totally useless disgusting piece of information...  tongue
JoJo

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« Reply #5 on: 03-01-2002 14:41 »

what the hell is THAT doing in the SUPPLIES closet???!!!

You were right Fry.
From now on I知 going to bend what I want, when I want, who I want!
I知 unstoppable!
FrysGIRL

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« Reply #6 on: 03-01-2002 15:52 »

Funny, but ewww.
Tweek

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« Reply #7 on: 03-01-2002 15:58 »

 
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Originally posted by JoJo:
what the hell is THAT doing in the SUPPLIES closet???!!!

Isn't it pretty obvious what it is there for?  tongue


cellery

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« Reply #8 on: 03-01-2002 16:03 »

Nice catch, I bet it's Zoidberg's stash just like Bender has the nut in his locker. Naughty naughty...
Shadowstar

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« Reply #9 on: 03-01-2002 16:23 »

Mmmmmmm.... fish sperm...
Kryten

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« Reply #10 on: 03-01-2002 17:12 »

[Zoidberg] It's tasty AND it keeps the species goingf! [/Z]
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #11 on: 03-01-2002 17:42 »

Euw, how disturbing.
Allen

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« Reply #12 on: 03-01-2002 18:12 »

o...kay.  no no
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #13 on: 03-01-2002 18:33 »

Now Knowing This...
Fry should have told Umbriel when they were in bed together.  "OH, So you just want me for my Milt!"
Shadowstar

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« Reply #14 on: 03-01-2002 18:45 »

Well at least that made a LITTLE bit of sense.
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #15 on: 03-01-2002 20:52 »

Bit of correction: the can of "Condensed Milt" is visible in the closet, next to the can of "Emergency Beans"--not when Fry and Amy are making out, but rather when the idiot is breaking up with her. (Dimwit.)
FishyJoe

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« Reply #16 on: 03-02-2002 00:28 »

Aha! Fish sperm. Spoilers for Where The Buggalo Roam:

JoJo

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« Reply #17 on: 03-06-2002 14:45 »

so... THAT really CAN come in handy some times.
for zoidberg offcourse 
  big grin

You were right Fry.
From now on I知 going to bend what I want, when I want, who I want!
I知 unstoppable!
Tzlk
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« Reply #18 on: 03-08-2002 21:55 »

aww man i coulda gone the rest of my life not knowing about fish sperm jeez..And that was funny with zoidberg and the fertilization of the caviar... but still, "This is some foul and repugnat shit"  (Jules Winnfield Pulp Fiction)
Torquemada

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« Reply #19 on: 03-08-2002 21:59 »

SO? What is so gross about fish sperm?
Caviar is fish eggs, it's just the other half of the process. Probably makes a refreshing summer drink, if slightly salty.  tongue
Just Chris

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« Reply #20 on: 03-08-2002 23:17 »

Good, that means that Zoidberg has a chance to find a mate after all! I haven't tasted fish eggs, but one guy said, "water tastes like fish eggs"
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #21 on: 03-08-2002 23:21 »

FREE HOT MEAL!!!
BrainSluggo

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« Reply #22 on: 03-08-2002 23:44 »

I'm curious as to how/why Zoidberg's people die after mating/reproducing. Is it some kind of mutual-damage thing, like when a bee stings you, then dies because it tears itself apart? If so, Zoidberg might have simply "pleasured himself" in the Wongs' caviar. (Obviously, manually 'jiggling his joystick' is not an option, snip.) Also, being a surgeon, in his case the first thing I'D be working on is a procedure to prevent fatal mating!...

Zoidberg: "I've done it! I've done it! So many lives will be spared!"
Leela: "That's wonderful, Doctor Zoidberg! (thinks for a second) I guess..."
Zoidberg: "Let's celebrate, baby!"
Leela: "Wha--EEEEEEEEEEEEEEK!!"
Amy: "Pleek, what a smell! Get a room, you two!"
Fry: "Doctor! What the hell are you doing?!"
Leela: "Get lost, Fry!"

..uh oh, I feel a fanfic coming on.
JoJo

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« Reply #23 on: 03-09-2002 03:38 »

 
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Originally posted by BrainSluggo:
Also, being a surgeon, in his case the first thing I'D be working on is a procedure to prevent fatal mating!...


maybe some sort of fish condom?
   smile   smile   smile

You were right Fry.
From now on I知 going to bend what I want, when I want, who I want!
I知 unstoppable!
Kryten

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« Reply #24 on: 03-10-2002 23:55 »

Maybe it's like salmon... the effort of mating leaves them with no energy to continue living.
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