Alien Language 3

[Reply #80 on:]

Posession of a major character that has a strange glyph on it.Says random to me.

In fact, a bracelet that we only see in one episode with random gibberish on it says random to me also. Why are you taking this thing so seriously?

And while we're at it:

Honestly.Space Pope Frisco, you've probably seen the show more than I have.Have you ever seen anything like this to be just decoration?Alien signs abound in 2 different languages. Historical referrences are in every conversation. Everything means something in Futurama.

Are you kidding me?  1. There are many things in Futurama that are "just decoration" 2. How is the presence of alien signs evidence that these three characters on the bracelet actually mean something? 3. You've obviously not seen too many episodes of Futurama to believe that there is at least one historical reference in every conversation in Futurama and 4. No. Not everything means something in Futurama.

[Reply #81 on:]

Hey.When I want your comment on something addressed to another member,I'll specifically ask YOU for it.So cram a tinker toy in it.

On the bracelet.Many "nerds" have spent lots of effort trying to decode this AL3 You have obviously not spent very much time on other Futurama sites.This site has several threads on this subject.

Maybe one day your imagination will descend.

[Reply #82 on:]

You do realise that this in fact a forum and not just a private conversation between you and Frisco right? Stop being such a dick to people who don't agree with you when you got all pissed off about Coldy being a dick to you.

[Reply #83 on:]

What the hell?
Haha. Jesus. Take it easy.

a) it's a cartoon.

b) you're off your rocker.

You mock the guy just for being a dedicated fan of the show and then act all shocked when said guy stands up for himself and pretend like it was all a harmless joke? Whats so funny about telling someone to get a life? There was no humor whatsoever in your post, you really are just a tedius little douche.

[Reply #84 on:]

What the hell?
Haha. Jesus. Take it easy.

a) it's a cartoon.

b) you're off your rocker.

There was no humor whatsoever in your post, you really are just a tedius little douche.

Hahaha.

[Reply #85 on:]

You mock the guy just for being a dedicated fan of the show and then act all shocked when said guy stands up for himself and pretend like it was all a harmless joke? Whats so funny about telling someone to get a life? There was no humor whatsoever in your post, you really are just a tedius little douche.

What guy? leela09? When was I ever addressing him? My post didn't quote him or even follow one of his. If anybody, I was addressing it more to Futurama_Freak1, who knows me and is familiar with my sense of humor. His was the post proceeding mine, so by the logic leela09 just exhibited above: "When I want your comment on something addressed to another member,I'll specifically ask YOU for it.So cram a tinker toy in it."

Seriously you folk are freaking out. I do fan-art and fan-fiction, for crap sake. There's no way I could ever criticize fanboy-ism with any degree of seriousness. I was poking fun at myself as much as anybody else. You could tell that just from my post rating on this board.

For real man, if my good-natured fanboy jibing is too much for you to handle, then I warn you never to stray into the offtopic section of this board. The folk in there will show you what real flaming is.

[Reply #86 on:]

You mock the guy just for being a dedicated fan of the show and then act all shocked when said guy stands up for himself and pretend like it was all a harmless joke? Whats so funny about telling someone to get a life? There was no humor whatsoever in your post, you really are just a tedius little douche.

What guy? leela09? When was I ever addressing him? My post didn't quote him or even follow one of his.

FFS it is painfully obvious who you were talking about leele09, at least be man enough to admit it

If anybody, I was addressing it more to Futurama_Freak1, who knows me and is familiar with my sense of humor.

What sense of humor, you are less funny than cancer, at least cancer can be somewhat funny when the likes of yourself has it, not the fatal kind, that would be a bit harsh, something like testicular cancer would be more funny than you.

"When I want your comment on something addressed to another member,I'll specifically ask YOU for it.So cram a tinker toy in it."

You expect me to ask your permission maybe you do have a sense of humor after all.

Seriously you folk are freaking out. I do fan-art and fan-fiction, for crap sake. There's no way I could ever criticize fanboy-ism with any degree of seriousness. I was poking fun at myself as much as anybody else. You could tell that just from my post rating on this board.

Na it was clearly an unprovoked attack on Leela09, just be a man and apologise to him and beg for his forgiveness and maybe then you can gain some bit of respectability

[Reply #87 on:]

Na it was clearly an unprovoked attack on Leela09, just be a man and apologise to him and beg for his forgiveness and maybe then you can gain some bit of respectability

I think Coldie could care less.

[Reply #88 on:]

You know Super Hans, you're responding to this all wrong. Coldy eats people like you for breakfast and it's usually quite entertaining.

[Reply #89 on:]

*A whole lot of taking stuff that Coldy says way to seriousy.*
Particular emphasis on this:
Na it was clearly an unprovoked attack on Leela09, just be a man and apologise to him and beg for his forgiveness and maybe then you can gain some bit of respectability

Wow you really haven't been here very long have you?

[Reply #90 on:]

Cheers guys. Who'd have thought there'd ever be an aggressive disagreeable person on the internet?! Is nothing sacred?

I reckon Super Hans and Leela09 are probably the same person. But nevertheless...

FFS it is painfully obvious who you were talking about leele09

Really don't see why you would assume that from the context. I just read over the previous page and the only time I started talking to him was after he had his little breakdown.

Also:

You expect me to ask your permission maybe you do have a sense of humor after all.

I was quoting your new best friend, git.

Also, my father died from testicular cancer that metastasized.
Hilarious!  

[Reply #91 on:]

I reckon Super Hans and Leela09 are probably the same person. But nevertheless...

I doubt it.  Their difference in typing is what I'd reckon to be their major difference.  It can be faked, but damned if it is hard.  And it would be a wasted effort to go through all that care just for these lame posts.

"leela09"'s posts are haunted by the fact that its creator doesn't add spaces after full stops or commas.  Super Hans is haunted by the fact that he likes to stand up for "the little guy" and stick it to "the man".

Unfortunately for Super Hans, leela09 is not the "little guy" and coldangel_01 is not "the man".  At least not yet.

I like the fact that both completely ignores the fact that coldangel_01 is more a nerd than they are.  And they also ignore the concept of "self irony".  Very popular these days.

[Reply #92 on:]

Cheers guys. Who'd have thought there'd ever be an aggressive disagreeable person on the internet?! Is nothing sacred?

I reckon Super Hans and Leela09 are probably the same person. But nevertheless...

Why, because we both happen to think you are a tedious tool? I reckon Frisco17, Futurama_Freak1 are both your accounts, both are mindless sheep and both have numbers in their usernames. Usually posters with numbers in their usernames are secondary accounts as the original owner just wanted to create a couple of quick accounts and was too lazy to think up an original username that wasn't taken.

FFS it is painfully obvious who you were talking about leele09

Really don't see why you would assume that from the context. I just read over the previous page and the only time I started talking to him was after he had his little breakdown.

Its pathetic how you are now trying to squirm your way out of it, its clear to anyone with half a brain who your posts were targeted at, you posted this

It's always nice to weed out the folk who take themselves far too seriously.

Which roughly translates from asshat to English as: Lets pick on the noob and get him to leave the forum so we can make ourselves feel better about our pathetic existence

Also:

You expect me to ask your permission maybe you do have a sense of humour after all.

I was quoting your new best friend, git.

Also, my father died from testicular cancer that metastasized.
Hilarious!  

I call BS on that, lame attempt to try and guilt me, its hilarious how often when someone makes a moma joke the other guy responds with "she's dead asshole". The odds of your dad dying of testicular cancer is probably about 10000-1 and the fact that you would lie about your fathers death just further confirms my belief that you are a despicable human being.

Super Hans is haunted by the fact that he likes to stand up for "the little guy" and stick it to "the man".

Unfortunately for Super Hans, leela09 is not the "little guy" and coldangel_01 is not "the man".  At least not yet.

I like the fact that both completely ignores the fact that coldangel_01 is more a nerd than they are.  And they also ignore the concept of "self irony".  Very popular these days.

Yes I like to stick up for the little guy as any reasonable person would, not that leela09 necessarily needs my help but I just don't like it when someone insults a fellow Futurama fan based on his dedication to the show just to make himself feel better and then claims its good that we get rid of the fans who don't think he is funny. I definitely don't think coldangel is the man just an annoying attention whore.

[Reply #93 on:]

Cheers guys. Who'd have thought there'd ever be an aggressive disagreeable person on the internet?! Is nothing sacred?

I reckon Super Hans and Leela09 are probably the same person. But nevertheless...

Why, because we both happen to think you are a tedious tool? I reckon Frisco17, Futurama_Freak1 are both your accounts, both are mindless sheep and both have numbers in their usernames. Usually posters with numbers in their usernames are secondary accounts as the original owner just wanted to create a couple of quick accounts and was too lazy to think up an original username that wasn't taken.

This has got to be the biggest revelation I have had in my time at PEEL.  It's so amazing that I did not notice this before.  coldangel_1 and Futurama_Freak1 are both very busy in the fan art creation business, so here would the obvious similarity in pencil tell you they were the same.  But bam!  Twist, this schemer is wise enough to draw in two completely different ways as either character.

Delicious.

I have to admit, coldangel_1 has more time on his hands than anyone else.  I bet he is up 24/7 just to keep this scam running.  Bravo, coldangel_1, I never saw it coming.  Got me fooled!

FFS it is painfully obvious who you were talking about leele09

Really don't see why you would assume that from the context. I just read over the previous page and the only time I started talking to him was after he had his little breakdown.

Its pathetic how you are now trying to squirm your way out of it, its clear to anyone with half a brain who your posts were targeted at, you posted this

It's always nice to weed out the folk who take themselves far too seriously.

Which roughly translates from asshat to English as: Lets pick on the noob and get him to leave the forum so we can make ourselves feel better about our pathetic existence

That's still not English, that's "interpretation".  While I do not argue against coldangel_1 being a bit too harsh on leela09, I still think you are overreacting.

Also:

You expect me to ask your permission maybe you do have a sense of humour after all.

I was quoting your new best friend, git.

Also, my father died from testicular cancer that metastasized.
Hilarious! 

I call BS on that, lame attempt to try and guilt me, its hilarious how often when someone makes a moma joke the other guy responds with "she's dead asshole". The odds of your dad dying of testicular cancer is probably about 10000-1 and the fact that you would lie about your fathers death just further confirms my belief that you are a despicable human being.

Haha, coldangel_1, your father isn't really dead.  Maybe you buried him alive?

Super Hans is haunted by the fact that he likes to stand up for "the little guy" and stick it to "the man".

Unfortunately for Super Hans, leela09 is not the "little guy" and coldangel_01 is not "the man".  At least not yet.

I like the fact that both completely ignores the fact that coldangel_01 is more a nerd than they are.  And they also ignore the concept of "self irony".  Very popular these days.

Yes I like to stick up for the little guy as any reasonable person would, not that leela09 necessarily needs my help but I just don't like it when someone insults a fellow Futurama fan based on his dedication to the show just to make himself feel better and then claims its good that we get rid of the fans who don't think he is funny. I definitely don't think coldangel is the man just an annoying attention whore.

And coldangel_1 and Futurama_Freak1 aren't dedicated Futurama fans?

Okay.

[Reply #94 on:]

And coldangel_1 and Futurama_Freak1 aren't dedicated Futurama fans?

Okay.

Never said they weren't but if the are dedicated Futurama fans then that just makes their behavour towards a fellow dedicated Futurama fan even more distasteful, especially coldangle,  Futurama_Freak1 is just a sheep sucking up to coldangle.

That's still not English, that's "interpretation".  While I do not argue against coldangel_1 being a bit too harsh on leela09, I still think you are overreacting.

Its possible I did overreact but even if I did then the fact that he lied about his father dying from testicular cancer just to try and guilt me, proved what I suspected all along, that he is a piece of crap.

[Reply #95 on:]

And coldangel_1 and Futurama_Freak1 aren't dedicated Futurama fans?

Okay.

Never said they weren't but if the are dedicated Futurama fans then that just makes their behavour towards a fellow dedicated Futurama fan even more distasteful, especially coldangle,  Futurama_Freak1 is just a sheep sucking up to coldangle.

That's still not English, that's "interpretation".  While I do not argue against coldangel_1 being a bit too harsh on leela09, I still think you are overreacting.

Its possible I did overreact but even if I did then the fact that he lied about his father dying from testicular cancer just to try and guilt me, proved what I suspected all along, that he is a piece of crap.

I would get off your high horse before you get too cocky, though.  I am not the one here who enjoys killing children in video games.

In my mind, coldangel (fun fact:  I cannot imagine a cold angle, but fun nonetheless) may be harsh, but he remains hilarious.  Which is often why I seldom protest his actions.  Your talk about killing children was only funny because it was so wrong.  Damn.

[Reply #96 on:]

Obviously I wasn’t entirely serious about the whole killing children thing and ironically enough it was coldangel who was riding high on his horse about that whole thing. I wasn’t being cocky but having a cheap laugh at the expense of pixilated computer game characters and having a laugh by mocking the work of a fan who has put a lot of effort into his work are two entirely different things.

[Reply #97 on:]

You speak out about your desire to maim and murder children and then act all shocked when someone calls you out on it and pretend like it was all a harmless joke? 

(BTW: decoding cryptic messages in a children's cartoon doesn't count as 'work' unless someone is paying you to do it for some reason).

In actual fact, my biological father is dead. Drug overdose years ago. He was a sociopath though, and I hated him for beating my Mum to within an inch of her life back when I was five, so the whole thing is better shifted into comedy. My point was it's not a good idea to poke fun at a potentially lethal disease - it makes you look like a total cunt. What if I had cancer? Or anyone else on this board?

So anyway, you're still going  . Now you've changed justification mid-attack like the American military before you, using an entirely different excuse for your stupid little war. You were the one who poked fun at cancer in the first place, douche.

It's always nice to weed out the folk who take themselves far too seriously.

Which roughly translates from asshat to English as: Lets pick on the noob and get him to leave the forum so we can make ourselves feel better about our pathetic existence

No, that was after he started ranting like a maniac at me, at which point the sentiment stood true. The same can be said about you as well. Try again.

[Reply #98 on:]

Why can't you two just have a duel and be done with it. I'll even by the damn pistols.

[Reply #99 on:]

I'm up for it; that bastard killed my father. Obi-Wan told me so.

[Reply #100 on:]

You speak out about your desire to maim and murder children and then act all shocked when someone calls you out on it and pretend like it was all a harmless joke?  

Of course it was a joke you utter nincompoop, it was obvious to everyone except you but I just ran with it because your overreaction was quite funny. Do you really believe I will only play games that involve killing children, for real?

(BTW: decoding cryptic messages in a children's cartoon doesn't count as 'work' unless someone is paying you to do it for some reason).

Purely semantics, regardless of whether you want to call it work or not is irrelevant, the point is that you clearly mocked the effort he had put into it and then when he quipped back at you, you overreacted and basically called him an idiot for not finding your brand of humour hilarious. When I called you up on it you then try to weasel your way out of it and claim you weren’t talking to anyone in particular.

In actual fact, my biological father is dead. Drug overdose years ago. He was a sociopath though, and I hated him for beating my Mum to within an inch of her life back when I was five, so the whole thing is better shifted into comedy. My point was it's not a good idea to poke fun at a potentially lethal disease - it makes you look like a total cunt. What if I had cancer? Or anyone else on this board?

Didn't poke fun at any disease, I said you that were less funny than a non-fatal cancer, not that non-fatal cancer is funny(its very unfunny) but its still funnier than you, get it? Anyways I deliberately chose a cancer with a very low mortality rate like testicular cancer as I anticipated that you might try to claim your dad had it in a lame attempt to guilt me and if you did I would know you were full of sh*t. I’m sorry but you’ve lost all credibility and whether or not the story about your dad is true is irrelevant.

It's always nice to weed out the folk who take themselves far too seriously.

Which roughly translates from asshat to English as: Lets pick on the noob and get him to leave the forum so we can make ourselves feel better about our pathetic existence


No, that was after he started ranting like a maniac at me, at which point the sentiment stood true. The same can be said about you as well. Try again.

He hardly was ranting like a maniac, he responded to your quote

It's an ancient Assyrian script. Loosely translated it says: "Get a life, nerds". Though the ancient Assyrian word for 'nerd' is more like 'bloated man-child of limited strength'.

with

I'm sure that you are an expert on the Ass-yrian language.You probably wrote it.This post literally translated means I don't give a tinkers dam what you think.

a perfectly reasonable response IMO.

So anyway, you're still going   . Now you've changed justification mid-attack like the American military before you, using an entirely different excuse for your stupid little war.

I didn’t change justification, I still think you were out of line with how you acted towards leela09 and you compounded the issue by trying to weasel out of it and you finally compounded it even further by lying about your dad having testicular cancer.

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Why can't you two just have a duel and be done with it. I'll even by the damn pistols.

Depends, does the winner get to feast on the heart of their victim to give them strength? if so I'm in

[Reply #102 on:]

overreaction was quite funny.

Yes!

claim you weren’t talking to anyone in particular.

Wasn't!

a perfectly reasonable response IMO.

If you like. Fact is the disagreement between me and him was brief and apparently finished back on the last page. You saw the opportunity for a fight, so you injected yourself into it and have perpetuated it for another whole page, because you're an aggressive fucker who thrives on conflict. It had nothing to do with you.

does the winner get to eat the heart of their victim

No fun - neither of us are children.

[Reply #103 on:]

MY MUMMY DIED FROM TESTICULAR CANCER, YOU INSENSITIVE PRICK!

[Reply #104 on:]

I get it, you are now trying to pass it off that they claim that your dad had testicular cancer was just a light-hearted joke and not just a cunt's trick, good one

[Reply #105 on:]

Oh noes!!

[Reply #106 on:]

Oh my god! Coldangel said everyone's a nerd when it turns out he himself is really a huge nerd! Who cares about the fact that he himself is really a huge nerd! Let's interrupt the thread so we can all tell him how much we want him to die because we're a bunch of cocks who take everything way too seriously!!!

Really?! He makes one comment that he didn't even mean in the first place and you have to make a big one and a half page deal about it? Couldn't you just start your own "Coldy's a dick" thread and see how long it takes for it to get locked?

[Reply #107 on:]

In reality, I consider nerds to be among the finest people on Earth.

But I am a dick. And I won't lie to you, it's hard.

[Reply #108 on:]

But I am a dick. And I won't lie to you, it's hard.

Haaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah

[Reply #109 on:]

Yeah, that one always gets a laugh.

[Reply #110 on:]

... But I am a dick. And I won't lie to you, it's hard.

   
    I'll just... ooze back out under the door now...

[Reply #111 on:]

Really?! He makes one comment that he didn't even mean in the first place

How do you know he didn't mean it are you physic?

and you have to make a big one and a half page deal about it?

Quit exxaggerating it was less than a page

Couldn't you just start your own "Coldy's a dick" thread and see how long it takes for it to get locked?

I don't like to spam the place with unnecessary threads I'd rather just have a healthy debate about how coldangel01 is a dick, seriously though someone had to stand up for Leela89 everyone else was jumping on coldangel01's side. I've seen it a million times on other forums, someone picks on a noob and everyone else takes the side of the regular poster over the noob, ye all think ye know coldangel so ye are all naturally biased in his favour, myself on the other hand am new to this forum so I can see this with unclouded judgement. Has anyone else noticed how we haven't seen Leela98 sinced he was assaulted by coldangel? Congrats ye succeeded in making a new Futurama fan feel unwelcome here, for shame. 

[Reply #112 on:]

You are saying it like there are only two sides in this.  I may have taken coldangel's side, but only against you, not against "leela09".

In addition to that, leela09 still seems to be an active member elsewhere, so I cannot think of the new Futurama fan that is feeling unwelcome.

[Reply #113 on:]

Yes I still post on this site just never again on this thread after this post.The work I did on the subject of AL was ridiculed and I was made to feel like a fool for doing it.
In fact, I am sick for having posted this AL3 thing in the first place.
I have been unemployed since October with very little chance of changing this situation.Futurama is my only joy in life these days.
I will still post the mindless stuff like What is your favorite Bendelr quote et al.

[Reply #114 on:]

Couldn't you just start your own "Coldy's a dick" thread and see how long it takes for it to get locked?

I don't like to spam the place with unnecessary threads I'd rather just have a healthy debate about how coldangel01 is a dick

So you don't want to spam the place with unnecessary threads but you're willing to spam this thread with Coldy is a dick debates when that has nothing to do with the topic of the thread?

That's all now stop spamming this thread and I'll do the same...

[Reply #115 on:]

Well it was coldangel and his cronies who ridiculed the guy for disscussing the Alien language in the first place i.e. staying on topic and it was them who made the main contributor of this thread feel unwelcome here so if you must blame someone for the deterioration of this thread blame coldangel.

Yes I still post on this site just never again on this thread after this post.The work I did on the subject of AL was ridiculed and I was made to feel like a fool for doing it.
In fact, I am sick for having posted this AL3 thing in the first place.
I have been unemployed since October with very little chance of changing this situation.Futurama is my only joy in life these days.
I will still post the mindless stuff like What is your favorite Bendelr quote et al.

Understandable, I’m glad coldangel and his lackies didn’t succeed in getting you to quit the forum, I’m sure that will be a real blow to their ego’s. Anyway keep up the good work and don’t let the attention whores get you down.

[Reply #116 on:]

You were the one who chose to take it seriously instead of just ignoring it and continuing with the conversation

No I'm done spamming this thread. Good day to you sir!

* Jezzem puts his hat on and walks out of the thread.

[Reply #117 on:]

My brother died of testicular cancer...

[Reply #118 on:]

@ this thead. Super Hans is clearly a shit-stirrer of the highest order, I was almost believing he was genuine but this was the first clue that he is taking the piss

Na it was clearly an unprovoked attack on Leela09, just be a man and apologise to him and beg for his forgiveness and maybe then you can gain some bit of respectability

Also the fact the he can’t even remember the name of the guy whose honour he is supposed to be defending is a dead give away, if he really felt that strongly about it then I think he’d get his name right. Still though you gotta give the kid marks for effort, it wasn’t the most well executed wind-up I’ve seen but he still managed to get under peoples skin, I’ve seen better but it still gave me a bit of a laugh 6/10.

[Reply #119 on:]

Yeah easy for you to sit there and flame somebody who put in hours of research,trying to solve arguably the biggest mystery of this series.Then have the nerve to imply idiocy if the person you flame doesn't understand your brand of "humor".Pathetic.

A)  You're too thin-skinned.

B) Much of Coldy's sarcasm is self-directed.  Learn to tell when he's really insulting you.

C) You spent hours deciphering the "alien languages" of a cartoon?  Jesus, I never thought I'd tell somebody to get a life and grab a Wii Controller for increased quality of life.  I'm saying it now. (BTW, there is a site that has all the alien language stuff decoded.  The show ran from 1999-2003 - I rather doubt if there is anything that previous lifeless nerds intense fans haven't already decihered.)

D) It's a public forum.  If you desire a private conversation, take it to PM.

E) Jumping on Jezzum did not increase your reputation here.

F) When Wanky cracks on you, it's time to throw in the towel.

G) Most importantly, get a thicker skin and get a life.

Ralph 'uber-nerd and proud of it" Snart