SpaceCase
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by coldangel_1: That's what the Judge said. [*Sigh*] How do I just know what website Ralph introduced you to?
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SpaceCase
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by jle1993: I'm telling you Spacey, this boy is gonna be trouble Uhm... did you mean Ralph, or ColdAngel? Ralph' is already trouble (but I love him anyway), and ColdAngel has a strike agin'im for hanging out with Ralph. But good or bad, can't wait to find out Yeah... me too... It's not unlike enjoying 'da ship'... I'm a glutton for punishment. [*Shrug*]
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Don't judge a book by its cover. Judge it by the FILTHY illustrations in the middle.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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Ho-ho-ho. To be fair I haven't been laid in six years. Cut me a measure of slack, lass.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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'Lad' I can live with. I do have Scottish ancestory. Sympathy is nice, just as long as it isn't really pity in disguise.
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coldangel
DOOP Secretary
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A royal who lives on microwaved noodles, no less. Right up the social ladder.
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coldangel
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Someone has to be. Hey, maybe some folk from the show read these threads and are thinking the same thing...
I'M LOOKING FOR WORK, GUYS! PLEASE!
Getting a gig writing for Futurama would be damn cool. Actually, being paid money to write ANYTHING would be damn cool.
I have a lot of Hermes "Sweet {ANIMAL} of {SOMEPLACE}" lines worked out. I'm sure the Curiosity Company needs some more of them.
COME ON GUYS - YOU DON'T EVEN HAVE TO PAY ME VERY MUCH!!
Yes... this is how I search for a job without getting up. Clever, aren't I? Clever like a mongoose.
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coldangel
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I'll sell anything I can. Including my body.
.... ....Need a liver? Mine's seen MINIMAL alcohol abuse.
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coldangel
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I like that you think I was joking.
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coldangel
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I never joke about live organ donation. Really, do you want my liver? I need an answer quick because I've actually already sliced it out and I'm gettin a bit woozy. I got a guy in Vietnam says he'll give me US$700 for it. If you can top that, it's yours.
Oooh.... blood.... Quick.... money!
*thump*
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coldangel
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I need my liver? Liver... to live...? Live-r = live... okay, makes sense.
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coldangel
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At least with an organ I have only one of. Kidneys, on the other hand, there are two!
SPECIAL TWO-FOR-ONE OFFER!!!
...no wait, bad idea.
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coldangel
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Same reason I sold those Iranian women to the brothel owner - They're just worth so much MONEY!
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coldangel
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Parallel (Alternate) Universes do not follow any set parameters. That's why the word 'parallel' in that context is deceptive.
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SpaceCase
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by coldangel_1: Parallel (Alternate) Universes do not follow any set parameters. That's why the word 'parallel' in that context is deceptive. Perhaps a better word might be " analogous."
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coldangel
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Indeed. And don't anyone call them 'dimensions', or I'll belt you around the head with a coffee table.
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SpaceCase
Liquid Emperor
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Originally posted by coldangel_1: Indeed. And don't anyone call them 'dimensions', or I'll belt you around the head with a coffee table. I understand your anger, but your violence is premature. The use of the word "dimension" is not innappropriate in this application. See sense five.
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coldangel
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I shall now narrow my eyes in mild disdain. Level of existence or consciousness. In effect a *plane*. However many planes of existence there are, 'dimensions' as it were, they are what comprises a single Universe. They are portions of the whole, and all Universes have them. Just like countries have states - California is not a seperate country to the USA. Honestly, what are they teaching in schools these days? Golly gosh, the drivel that passes for advanced quantum mechanics, I don't know...
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SpaceCase
Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #76 on: 10-17-2006 13:26 »
« Last Edit on: 10-17-2006 13:26 »
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Originally posted by coldangel_1: I shall now narrow my eyes in mild disdain. Have at it! Level of existence or consciousness. In effect a *plane*. However many planes of existence there are, 'dimensions' as it were, they are what comprises a single Universe. And there it is: This seems to be the main bone of contention. There are those who say such areas of space-time are a part of our own universe. Others say they are separate universes. Personally, I take no stand one way or the other. If I may make an analogy: Some weeks ago, the IAU “demoted” Pluto from its traditional status as a planet, calling it a “Dwarf-Planet.” This caused quite the uproar in the media, with newspaper stories, magazine articles, TV news reports, sound-bites, blog entries, and charts, and graphs, and pictures, yadda, yadda, yadda... But PLUTO had changed not one whit!If such alternate universes, dimensions, planes, or whatever exist, they are what they are regardless of what human scientists, science-fiction writers, or we, for that matter, choose to call them. Honestly, what are they teaching in schools these days? Golly gosh, the drivel that passes for advanced quantum mechanics, I don't know... I haven’t a clue either. The only mechanics I’ve studied to any degree are auto-mechanics, and celestial mechanics... but that was a few years ago. I wanted to become a Quantum Mechanic, but I couldn’t afford the union dues... [Edit] Originally posted by Shiny: Okay, picture a two-dimensional universe. Now picture another two-dimentional universe laid atop it in the third dimension.." In other words, "M-Theory." "Another dimension" has long been science-fiction shorthand for "Another universe parallel to the first, located in the next unseen dimension." It's a plot device (however you want to call it) allowing a writer to explain a situation, and then have the characters experience variations on it. Not unlike Larry Niven's "All the Myriad Ways," or any what-if simulation in Futurama. Note to self: Read all the *@&#^$%! posts first!
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