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totalnerd undercanada

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« on: 01-20-2002 20:53 »

 
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Originally posted by B.Frankendorfer in the "Best Robot" thread:
I voted for Bender of course, although Slurm dispenser is a close second.  "I've got a big, big thirst for HUMAN BLOOD!"

Bender donates blood, doesn't he? I seem to remember him saying it to back up a point about having a "generous nature" once.

Bemder: Remember when I gave blood?
Prof F: Who's?
Bender: Some guy's

Or something like that. Maybe if it is wrong, our Quote Nazi will correct it for me. Hint, Hint

So, back to the topic, Bender donates blood, The Slurm Machine thirsts for Human Blood, etc. Are robots able to kill people, or is there some basic function of their BIOS to prevent them doing so? I know that Asimov's 3 laws of robotics are adhered to in most Sci-Fi, but Bender has already broken two of them.

And most of the laws of earth, come to think of it.  roll eyes

VelourFog

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« Reply #1 on: 01-20-2002 21:28 »

Laws are meant to be broken!
TheReal-Fry

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« Reply #2 on: 01-21-2002 01:40 »

Hasn't Bender already killed someone?
Nurdbot

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« Reply #3 on: 01-21-2002 02:30 »
« Last Edit on: 01-21-2002 02:30 »

He has a Human Heart..Of course he killed someone.It was the Prime Minister Of Denmark
Tweek

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« Reply #4 on: 01-21-2002 05:07 »

I'm sure if Bender killed anybody he had a good reason...he felt like it  evil laugh

I can't see him having a program to stop him killing people after all wasn't he designed to bend girders for use in suicide booths?
wu_konguk

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« Reply #5 on: 01-21-2002 05:31 »

All though he was a werecar he did kill some people and I think he said something along the line

"I'm not rich enough to get away with it"

and FYI I'm paraphrasing so it might not be totally acurate.
MuscaDomestica

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« Reply #6 on: 01-21-2002 10:03 »

I honestly do not remember any of the robots ever following the laws of robotics in the show, Bender was first seen waiting in line for a suicide booth breaking the third law.
Teral

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« Reply #7 on: 01-22-2002 18:22 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Of course he killed someone.It was the Prime Minister Of Denmark

Well, this is certainly news to me. I really have to keep up with the news in this country.  big grin

About the girder thing: Bender was kept in the dark about the real use of the girders, but when he found out he was devastated, well at least he was disappointed, and wanted to commit suicide. So at least he knew it was wrong. Later on his system was electrocuted, and all traces of an eithics-program was probably erased.

BTW, Totalnerduk the correct quote:

Bender: "I'm very generous. What about that time I gave blood."
Fry: "Whose blood?"
Bender: "Some guy's."

Gumbercules

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« Reply #8 on: 01-25-2002 00:20 »

 
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Originally posted by Nurdbot:
Of course he killed someone. It was the Prime Minister Of Denmark.
Originally posted by Teral:
Well, this is certainly news to me.

Well, Bender does have the Prime Minister of Norway's arm, but that doesn't necessarily mean the guy's dead ...
Chump

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« Reply #9 on: 01-25-2002 08:49 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Bemder: Remember when I gave blood?
Prof F: Who's?
Bender: Some guy's

The quote nazi must be spinning in his proverbial grave... speaking of which, is it me or has he not been correcting many quotes lately? Bust him down to Provisional for a day just to scare him...  tongue
I hope Travis isn't reading this...
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #10 on: 01-25-2002 11:00 »

Actually if you gave me editing powers I'd be all over the damn place, you know, an incentive.
Chump

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« Reply #11 on: 01-25-2002 14:02 »

Sounds like a poll to me... should the Quote Nazi have more power?
Drippy_taco

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« Reply #12 on: 01-26-2002 20:19 »

Why, I poll about me?  I'd be so flattered... *cough* *cough*
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #13 on: 01-26-2002 22:07 »

Wasn't A Complement...Just Cold Hard Reality.
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« Reply #14 on: 01-27-2002 04:11 »

 
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Originally posted by Tweek:
I can't see him having a program to stop him killing people after all wasn't he designed to bend girders for use in suicide booths?

After he learned that he'd been breaking the law for all his life, he might have discounted the others as well.

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