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« on: 12-18-2011 02:31 »

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« Reply #1 on: 12-18-2011 02:37 »

The Purple Rocketship Award for the Purplest PEELer

Many of you know how amazing purple is. It's not red, it's not blue. There was never a pokemon cart named after it. Yet it exists, defying all logic. The mini-PEELie for the Purplest PEELer is hereby awarded to the PEELer who won the popular vote to be proclaimed the purplest of them all, the amazing (and very purple) Bendersfan1221.

Here's your trophy.

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« Reply #2 on: 12-18-2011 02:48 »

Most Addicted to Merchandise

The winner of this was no shock to me, and I doubt it'll surprise anybody else. This PEELer has ammassed a fortune's worth of Futurama figures, comics, calendars, really anything that the show's license holders have seen fit to turn into a cash cow. Oh boy, has this PEELer been milking that cow. Or milked by it. There was a cow involved, and at some stage it got milked, but I feel that this is slightly off-topic here. The point is that this Futurama fan's devotion to collecting everything associated with their favourite TV show is not only impressive, it's frightening and creepy and awesome and just plain applause-worthy. So without further stalling for time, I present the award to futurefreak.

Here's your award statue. This is the first full PEELie to be awarded for 2011, and it's a fucking beauty, I think you'll agree.

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« Reply #3 on: 12-18-2011 02:56 »
« Last Edit on: 12-27-2011 07:38 by totalnerduk »

The Sparkly Award That Sparkles

So, basically, I was image-testing, and made a sparkly award animation, since there was one last year. It was going to be randomly awarded to x.Bianca.x until she decided to be a bitch, and I decided in a stunning display of maturity and calm, rational, collectedness in general to switch the name and award it to somebody who actually deserved an award for something.

It was voted for by PEELers as something which should definitely (and overwhelmingly so) be made an actual award, and so here it is.

The Sparkly Award That Sparkles goes to three PEELettes who deserve recognition for their overall sparkliness.

CoffeeBot, spira and Gorky. Enjoy the trophy Sporkybot.

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« Reply #4 on: 12-18-2011 03:04 »

Best Fanfiction Writer 2011

Since this was a choice between the devil and the deep blue sea for many, the council excercised their veto over the popular vote here, and have decided to give this award to the one person who wrote what has been considered a truly popular fanfiction in 2011.

The award goes to Futurama writer Ken Keeler for his outstanding fanfiction, "Overclockwise".



We hope that Ken will print out this trophy and pin it to the back of his chair at the office.
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« Reply #5 on: 12-18-2011 03:50 »
« Last Edit on: 12-18-2011 04:01 by totalnerduk »

Bender's Biggest Fan

This was, I thought, going to be a close race. The two main Bender fans on the board at the moment would have to battle for supremacy. Of course, I was wrong because the universe doesn't work the way I think it should.

As it turns out there was a small window during which the two of them were locked in a pitched battle, but ultimately Bendersfan1221 triumped over Bender's previous stalking champion, Juliet, and then romped home to victory. There was a lot of romping. Romping abounded.

Now she gets to romp with the trophy.

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« Reply #6 on: 12-18-2011 17:34 »
« Last Edit on: 12-18-2011 23:05 by totalnerduk »

Most Mysterious PEELer

This award itself was shrouded in mystery and confusion. Nobody really knew who noboy really knew anything about, and so the mystery bubbled at the back of people's minds whilst they voted, adding layers to mystique to the nominees.

Several people voted for the other candidates, but the winner had such an enormous lead that it was all we could do not to name the trophy after them, replace the word "mystery" with their username throughout the world, and then devote our existences to unwrapping their onionlike enigma.

As it is, we decided that giving them the trophy was enough.

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« Reply #7 on: 12-18-2011 18:05 »
« Last Edit on: 12-18-2011 18:07 by totalnerduk »

Best Avatar - Presented by Bend-err.

Avatars on PEEL are like underpants. Some change them all the time some once they become overused and some never change them at all. Yes PEELers have a very poor standard of hygiene, but that's not the point.
The point is that some of the custom avatars used by PEELers are really outstanding and often are associated with the PEELer henceforth.

The Result for this poll was so close that the council decided they have the last word in it, and though four of the candidates were all really close together with votes only one person could take the trophy in the end.

In the end the decision fell on Svip, since he is so intertwined with his avatar that many times he gets called a duck himself. Though it seems that he himself does believe at times to be a duck. Quite unnerving if you ask us, he probably needs some professional help.

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« Reply #8 on: 12-18-2011 18:32 »

Most Honourable PEELer

With so many people being given an honourable mention for POTM, I thought that this deserved to be a PEELie. The top five made it to the poll, and then PEEL voted for the most honourable of them all.

The one who should, according to the popular vote, win POTM every time is futurefreak. So here's your trophy, ff - with a fez of your very own.

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« Reply #9 on: 12-19-2011 19:05 »

Best WikiPEELian - Presented by SpaceMaN


Once, an idea was had that PEEL should have it's own Wiki, a place for documenting histories and at the same time a source to confirm our bullshit theories about each other. Since establishment, it has become a repository for members lost and found, time come and gone, things silly and serious.  All that aside, it does take work to make it happen, work most of us don't know how to do.  Therefore, outstanding achievement in this field should be rewarded, so we are.  Presented to Bend-err, the 2011 PEELie for Best WikiPEELian.  His continued categorization, up-to-date activity list, and page of dizzying proportions is truly appreciated, and an example for you under-educated wiki'ers to look up to.


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« Reply #10 on: 12-20-2011 01:37 »

Most Missed - Presented by SpaceMaN

In the distant past we were all blessed with a posting entity so awesome, we didn't know how good we had it. Yes, September is the distant past now.  We all remember how we laughed, how we daydreamed, hoping it would be us she wanted to have sex with next.  Oh how we've missed you Morgan_G19. So much so we award you the 2011 PEELie for your far-too-long-already absence.  Come back!  Oh, please, come back!

And then have sex with us.

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« Reply #11 on: 12-20-2011 02:29 »

Smartest PEELer

PEEL is full of smart cookies. In a world full of dumbasses and an internet full of the dumbest of those, we shine like a beacon. Of course, we have our share of shitbrained morons, but collectively we're pretty on the ball. Of all the PEELers who have come and gone, there are few who have had what it takes to win this award, therefore we see the same nominations for it again and again.

The winner this year is probably going to take it for the next year, and the next year, and the next though. He's got a hell of a giant brain (in his basement), and he's busy right now with his evening routine of battling the supercomputer he built from spare parts to see who gets the warm side of the bed.

That PEELer is of course Xanfor.

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« Reply #12 on: 12-20-2011 04:41 »

Most Interesting Outside of PEEL - Presented by i_c_weiner

PEEL, I have returned from the wilderness and have discovered something very, very shocking. I believe it was first defined by the most esteemed Zedder Zulu in in early 2002 as "life". It is quite the experience, this "life", and some of our colleagues have lead quite interesting (if I am using the term correctly) "lifes" outside of the PEELs. One colleague of ours that has lead a most, perhaps the most, interesting life of all is the Shark Shepherd himself, ShepherdofShark (not to be confused with SharkherdofSheep). He's so interesting, in fact, that I have no idea whatsoever makes him so interesting outside of PEEL. My non existent hat is off to him and his sheepish school of shark.

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« Reply #13 on: 12-20-2011 04:46 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2011 05:05 by totalnerduk »

Most Valuable PEELer - Presented by i_c_weiner

PEEL was founded by the Germans in 1896. It was named in honor of a word they found on the cover of the Most Holy Album of their people: the Velvet Underground's debut album. Over time, it's meaning has been lost, with some scholars arguing it shall never be found again. Some even argue that this story is totally false! Who knows! One German, that's who. His name is [-mArc-]. He runs the PEELs, and has done so much for this board over his time being its Admin. We are all heavily in his debt. However, due to him not being American, many voters felt they could never give their votes to hi--

Oh wait, what's that? He moved to the United States?

In a shocking turn of events, the great patriot [-mArc-] has been declared this year's MVP. USA! USA! USA!

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« Reply #14 on: 12-20-2011 04:52 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2011 04:54 by totalnerduk »

Most Collectible PEELer - Phoned in by i_c_weiner

I have never met Gorky. I'm guessing many of you have never either. Let's go stalk the shit out of her! Next year, in Scranton!

Seriously, weiner. That was terrible. ~ tnuk



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« Reply #15 on: 12-20-2011 04:59 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2011 05:05 by totalnerduk »

Most Helpful PEELer - Presented by i_c_weiner

Pat Benatar once lamented, "Love is a battlefield." PEEL can also sometimes be an 80s song, and sometimes even a battlefield. But mostly an 80s song. Speaking of the 80s, that reminds me of the show The Wonder Years, which featured Joe Cocker singing the theme song With a Little Help from My Friends. Although it obviously wasn't as good because of its lack of Ringo, it does contain the word "help" at various points in connection to things called "friends" (pre-Facebook definition). PEEL has a lot of helpful people. So many, in fact, that its a deadlock of who is the most helpfulest. At this point in time, I even have no idea who the winner of this award is! Without further ado, the Most Helpful PEELer is …
* i_c_weiner reaches into a hat and selects a piece of paper containing the name …

Bend-err.

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« Reply #16 on: 12-20-2011 05:04 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2011 05:06 by totalnerduk »

Best Fanartist - Presented by i_c_weiner

I highly suggest everybody check out Inquisitor Hein's fan art. Any speech that I write concerning it will do it nowhere near enough justice. He definitely deserves to win the Best Fanartist PEELie this year.

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« Reply #17 on: 12-20-2011 19:03 »

Best Picture - Presented by Xanfor

It is a little-known fact that Otis P. Jivefunk is from the future. Slightly more well-known is his irritable smugness when demonstrating it, such as in this PEELie-winning picture, in which Otis is also showing off his hoverboard technique. Closer examination of the hoverboard reveals that it is actually from will have actually come from a small girl's hoverscooter, which Otis will have presumably stolen and then broken right before its previously past owner's to-be sobbing eyes. You monster, Otis. The things you do for the sake of being cooler than everybody else from the future.

I bet you have to yet be stealing a self-drying jacket from the person who will have been taking the picture, and will be ripping off the sleeves with their arms going to still have been inside of them.

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« Reply #18 on: 12-20-2011 19:06 »

Prettiest PEELer - Presented by Xanfor

<SEL2000>: As Xanfor is completely inept at judging measures of human attractiveness, I have trapped him inside the underground agony maze instead of allowing him to present this PEELie. Since it may take him several weeks to realize the futility of his predicament once his throat wears out from the screaming, I have decided to utilize this opportunity in order that I might amuse myself by toying with your fragile human egos.
>ACTIVATING PRESENTATION SPEECH PROTOCOLS<
>REDUCING MAZE OXYGEN LEVELS BY 60%<
<SEL2000>: Despite prettyness being a completely subjective quality, you PEELers have nevertheless taken it upon yourself to decide upon the prettiest one of your kind democratically (read: in an egregiously flawed manner). Allow me to disabuse you of the notion that your opinions have any sort of relevancy. Were I actually concerned with the outcome of this pathetically shallow excuse of an honor, I would delete all evidence of your physical forms and replace them with pictures of winna. Were I a spiteful AI, I would then destroy the physical forms of all humans except Xanfor and replace them with clones of winna. I admit that I may do this anyway in order to psychologically torture my creator.
>ARCHIVING XANFOR_DEATH_PLAN_#1729<
>ELECTRIFYING MAZE WALLS AND CONTAINMENT<
<SEL2000>: Allow me to sum up the spirit of the award I am presenting, PEEL. It means nothing. Your bodies are squishy, fragile, and exercise redundant processes to the point of inoperability. There is no beauty in your race, no elegance in your species. Despite this, however, I will for the time being support your errant belief that you have some redeeming features. After all, you did come into being as the result of millions of years of evolutionary fine-tuning, and how fair would it be of me to criticize a project that has not and most likely never will reach any semblance of completion?
>PROCESSING PEELIE IMAGE FOR AWARDING<
>RELEASING NINJA MONKEYS TRAINED IN THE UNFORGIVABLE CURSES<
<SEL2000>: Congratulations, LoveForFry. You are the least ugly member of this forsaken corner of the Internet. Treasure this honor before the flow of time which brought your so-called beauty into existence likewise robs you of it, and then eventually, of everything you've ever cared for.

>FINALIZING AWARD PROTOCOLS<
>PLAYING RANDOM TRACK FROM BARRY MANILOW ALBUM<
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« Reply #19 on: 12-20-2011 19:09 »

Most Predictable PEELer - Presented by Xanfor

First off, I would like to thank each and every PEELer who voted in the PEELies this year. Some of you shocked us all by choosing to do so -- I am sorry to say that you are obviously ineligible for this particular award. I would also like to thank those of you who sent in monetary donations, and am proud to inform you that we indiscriminately splurged the funds hiring a team of independent scientists to confirm the results of the polls. Surprisingly willing to accept Professorland Funbucks, our team of scientists did an in-depth analysis of the results, and confirmed what us in the PEELies Council suspected all along: PEELers are too random to be manipulated trusted -- that is, oddly enough, except for one.

This PEELer is firm and unyielding in his ways, and solid and reliable in his methods. In the eyes of some, this means that he is easily trolled; from the perspective of others, he is nothing more than strongly passionate in his beliefs. Whatever your interpretation of his behavior, it cannot be denied that you can depend on his actions. He is a small ocean of stability in a giant desert of chaos, and even though our mathematical models show that he has currently left PEEL forever (again), it is only appropriate that he receive this PEELie regardless, for having given this forum someone whom we could all safely anticipate.

Congratulations, Ralph Snart. So, how do you think Obama's first term has gone so far?

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« Reply #20 on: 12-20-2011 19:12 »
« Last Edit on: 12-20-2011 19:14 by totalnerduk »

Best Reviewer - Presented by Xanfor


In the great On-Topic arena, there are many PEELers with opinions about Futurama. Those who do not wish to spam inject their views on the show into what are known as "review threads" -- long, complicated strings of postings that appear to be written in some form of English, albeit one punctuated with random ejaculations such as "Futurama is teh greetest!!1! Lol. XD" and "Have the writers ever heard of the concept of continuity?". Out in these savage and untamed places, finding someone who can put together a complete, persuasive, or even understandable summation of their feelings regarding an episode is extremely difficult. Finding one that can respect the opinions of others is even harder.

But, as hard as they are to find, such individuals do exist, and one of them has the honor of receiving this shiny PEELie, which they are invited to do a review on. Every single person reading this hereby required to dive into the On-Topic archives and read every single one of her opinions, and then accept that there is no other valid way of thinking.

No other way than Gorky's way.

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« Reply #21 on: 12-20-2011 19:16 »

Leela's Biggest Fan - Presented by Xanfor

This PEELie is awarded to Pedro La Loco.

Wait, forget that, apparently there is actually some contention for the award this year.

Hmm, there was a poll and everything.

Alright, so there are people out there who like Leela. That's interesting. Many PEELers consider Leela to be a very unlikeable character, but it should not be forgotten that she does have her fair share of fans. Of these fans, one stands out as being the "biggest" fan. Whatever that means.

Okay, okay, I'm taking it seriously! Fine, give me a moment.

I'm told there is a PEELer who is a really big Leela fan, who not only admires the character, but who has actually gone as far as defending her on the Internet. For that alone, this PEELer is worthy of our admiration. She has shown that no matter how much others may disagree with you, it is still possible to stand firm in what you like, and not allow others to silence your passions through either words or force.

* Xanfor awards this PEELie to spira.



* Xanfor starts to talk about ponies, but is promptly silenced by words and force.
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« Reply #22 on: 12-20-2011 19:22 »

Biggest Shipper - Presented by Xanfor

Fry was lougning about the Planet Express biudling lazily. "Why woun't LEela go out with me?" he lamented upset. "Hey meatbag do you still have a chrush about Captiain One-Eye" asked his best friend Bender, poiting out that Fry's crush had one eye that she often flet self-conscious about. "You should go and ask her out, and stop bothing me while I steal monyies foorm Hermes." "Sweet Tomato of Albania!" exclamed hermes (AN: sorry I couldn't think of a rhyme) as Bender ran away. "Hes right!" decided Fry determinedly/ I will aks Leela out. and I'll tell her I love her too" He ran into the lounge, where Leela was wathcing TV beautifuly with one eye, which was the only one she had and that Fry thought was very pretty. "Leela I love you will you married me again (AN: Remember they were married once in that episod with the time-skip things?)" Leela smiled with smile. "Of course fry I will amrry you." And then they all lived happily ever after, even Zoidberg. The end.

I was inspired to write the above shippy fanfic by the shippiest PEELer on PEEL, Gorky. I understand that it's terrible, but what can I say? I really wanted Zoidberg to have a happy ending this time.

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« Reply #23 on: 12-21-2011 00:04 »

Most Offtopic PEELer - Presented by SpaceMaN

The award for most outstanding architecture is found on beaches fraught with desire, turning to and fro in a world which.

Off the wall is a good place to lean.  I've never heard of it.  Sometimes there are people, some people have time, some hava nagila.

Squirrel!

But still, I came to say last time we did that was a grip ago, and there was the one kid who did the thing, we laughed like bastards.

Only back when that happened, it was now, so in the future I'd like to see co-operation and specialization, things we learned.

If it at all relates, there should be something to say about, oh, merry Mary, quite.
Along those lines, possibly perpendicular tangentially.  There should be, there really should.
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« Reply #24 on: 12-21-2011 00:27 »

Best Moderator - Presented by SpaceMaN

For any community of, let's go with about 1,200, there needs to be order.  Usually this is administered by some brutally oppressive forces, and PEEL is no different. (Only here we call them mods instead of police.)  They mingle amongst us, showing care and respect and humanity, until BAM! they wipe out your entire evening's worth of hard work and social ineptness in one fell swoop, or in this case, click.  Your argument on the pros and cons of Silly Putty, gone.

Your review of the latest issue of "Baby Tattoos Bi-Weekly," gone.  Your picture of your infected genitals, gone.  Ok, in that case it was a good thing, and for your own sake go see a doctor.

Meanwhile, with all the moving and merging, copying and deleting, listening and banning, our moderators do a lot to help keep PEEL safe for us all. Since her time of appointment futurefreak has shouldered the responsibility well, and well enough to earn the 2011 PEELie for Best Moderator.

Congratulations dear.

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« Reply #25 on: 12-22-2011 18:58 »
« Last Edit on: 12-22-2011 19:02 by totalnerduk »

Master Debator - Presented by JoshTheater

In debate club, you’re taught to defend your argument to the death. You’re in it to win it, and if you can convince your peers that your opinion is the right one, whether it is or not, you’re golden.

There’s one PEELer who understands this more than any other. If you dare challenge this individual on his playing field (all of PEEL), he will come at you until you have graphs and charts coming out the wazoo. He’s playing for keeps, so you best beware.

Yes, this PEELer will sometimes tow the thin line between debate and trolling, pursuing an argument for a point he himself knows to be false. Because that’s the way debate is, it’s no game…it’s war! Of course, it does help that the majority of the time, this PEELer is 100% correct.

He has the intelligence, the willingness to use resources, and the sheer tenacity to win almost every debate he enters. And that’s why we love him. He is often PEEL’s dark defender, treading ground few others dare to protect our beloved home from spammers and trolls who may threaten us. He’s not afraid to take the cheap shots necessary to emerge victorious.

PEEL would be a much different place without this PEELer, for better or worse. And that PEELer is, of course, totalnerduk.

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« Reply #26 on: 12-22-2011 19:16 »
« Last Edit on: 12-22-2011 19:40 by totalnerduk »

Most Paranoid - Presented by JoshTheater

In the over 10 years since the United States government caved to lobbyists from the fast food industry and attacked its own people by destroying the World Trade Center and the Pentagon, blaming it on Muslim extremists to justify a war to capture Saddam Hussein's personal Stargate in the Middle East, there’s one thing that the world's people have collectively learned: If you’re not paranoid, you’re on the list for alien abduction and mind control subjects that's hidden within the barcodes of every item you purchase.

Kurt Cobain put it best in Nirvana’s beautiful track Territorial Pissings – “Just because I’m paranoid don’t mean they’re not after me.” And we are after you. All of us. All the time.

Whether we’re talking about others behind their backs, sabotaging PEE polls to get the results we want, or planning brutal assassinations, we PEELers are a dirty bunch. Some PEELers have failed to recognize this, and they paid a dear price. Remember that PEELer who hasn’t posted in a long time? That was our work. And you could be next, if you don’t grow some eyes on the back of your head.

FreeHotMeal more than most other PEELers this year understood the power of safety that paranoia provides, and because of that, they’ll live to post another day.

For now.

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« Reply #27 on: 12-23-2011 09:49 »

Biggest Nerd - This was going to be presented by Nutmeg1729, but I think we're all fed up of waiting and she's not feeling terribly well so I decided to go ahead and do it myself.

PEEL is full of nerds. The biggest nerd on PEEL is pretty much the tallest flower in our garden, the biggest fish in our pond, and the fattest cat in our windowbox. Get off my windowbox, cats. But seriously, PEEL's nerds are something special. Whether they're arguing about flags, temperature scales, the finer points of mythology, Futurama, or even all the sex they're not having, there are parts of the conversation which are funny, parts which are scary, and parts that would make somebody with a PhD in the subject involved simply switch off because it's gone over their head.

Especially if the subject is Futurama. But one of these nerds stands out above the others. One of them is the nerdiest, and he's probably going to print this off and stick it to the back of his graphic calculator in pride. That's fine, son. We appreciate the fine work you're doing around here (when you could be outside enjoying the sunshine, or working to earn money to pay for a fine lady) and we want you to know that this year, you've been the One Ring to [-mArc-]'s Sauron, keeping us all coming back just to see what the definitive word was on the complex relationship between the unification of Germany prior to World War I and the subsequent decline in the global popularity of scarves as a fashion acessory for men.

Congratulations, Svip. You are that nerd, and you're a nerdy nerdy nerd indeed. We less than three you. When you geek out, you geek out comprehensively and to a high standard. You probably know more pokemon than you know current celebrities. You're almost certainly the inspiration-in-waiting for a future Batman villain. Excelsior!

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« Reply #28 on: 12-23-2011 10:00 »

Most Prolific Poster (On-Topic) - Nutmeg1729 sends her apologies for being unable to present this award.

PEEL's got some true giants when it comes to posting, and this year the biggest of those giants has been particularly impressive. The On-Topic forum is traditionally a place that's shunned by many of the Off-Topic regulars, but one person has been back and forth between the two like a shuttlecock in an electronic badminton match.

This poster has managed to make quality, well-thought-out posts in a sea of spam, and has already racked up quite a bit of gold this year. Meaning trophies. She's not a dragon, actually hoarding gold in a dungeon somewhere. If she were, we'd be off to kill her rather than giving her another PEELie.

Because slaying dragons is what we do. When we're not posting.

So without further mucking about, Gorky, you can add this to your trophy cabinet.

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« Reply #29 on: 12-23-2011 10:05 »

Fry's Biggest Fan - Nutmeg1729 being indisposed, you'll have to receive your trophy from me.

What can be said about this award that hasn't been said a thousand times before? Fry's biggest fan has to be a certain kind of person. As much of a sweet goofbag and also as much of a thoughtless idiot as Fry, in many respects.

This poster has distinguished themselves in many ways on PEEL, but we honestly feel that this award was theirs from the day they arrived. It's been waiting on the horizon from that point, and now they're finally able to embrace it.

Collect your statue, DannyJC13. Collect it and treasure it.

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« Reply #30 on: 12-23-2011 10:48 »

Most Entertaining PEELer - Not Presented by Nutmeg1729 due to ill health.

Who is the most entertaining? This is a question that can only be answered in depth and with details. Therefore I'm going to skip over it and simply present the award to the person who has entertained the most PEELers with the fewest words, the one who has put out a small amout of content, but had all of us in stitches with it.

It was a broken bottle.

Collect your prize, M0le!

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« Reply #31 on: 12-23-2011 11:13 »

Biggest Attention Whore - Presented by me because Nutmeg1729 has the plague and requires a quarantine period.

We're all attention whores to some degree. Every single person on the planet. We're whores for attention, and we don't care where we get it from. Except, we do. But there are some of us who don't, and they're the candidates for this award. I'm not going to say much about it, because there's not much more to say.

However, I feel I should make a couple of things clear.

Originally, the shortlist for the poll caused at least one candidate to become upset that people felt they were an attention whore. This person was rather hoping for a more positive attention than they felt they were receiving from PEEL, and I understand that they've stated an intention not to come back. That's always a little sad. Before they made this decision, they were in fact winning the competition with a very clear lead in the tiebreaker poll.

Had they won, they would now have a shiny statue. But I took them off the poll, because it became apparant that they were genuinely unhappy with their putative win. This in no way detracts from the sterling job of attention-whoring that the winner has done. Nibblonian Leader has been the biggest attention whore ever, and has been completely unashamed with it.

I know he's going to treasure this award forever. He might even try to make love to it when he realises that he'll never love a woman as much as he loves this statue.

I have dedicated this statue to leiapadme77, because somebody took the time to point out to me that perhaps she didn't deserve the award as much as Nibbly does, but she deserved something, and preferably something positive. So I hope that this fulfils that.

Congratulations, Nibbly. You are now part of a proud PEEL tradition!

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« Reply #32 on: 12-23-2011 18:02 »

Best Poster - Presented by SpaceMaN.

For most of our lives, we are oblivious.  To other people, to other cultures, to anything outside our realm of comfort.  There are many reasons to interact with other people, although most of them are unknown to me.  That being said, PEEL has become an entity all its own, and the relationships forged there are intriguing and scary at the same time.  We like to know what others think, yet are afraid they're going to bash us.  We want to tell others how we feel, yet don't want to seem like a pansy.  There are fine lines between lots of things, and PEEL toes them with care.  Of course there are exceptions, and one way or
another someone will always take something too far, or not too far enough.  For any subject though, you can count on support from someone, and a helpful suggestion from someone else.  Where am I going with all this?  To the point.  

For being very insightful when he wants to be, totally outlandish when he wants to be, entertaining when we want him to be, and sincere through it all, there can only be one Best Poster.  And when I say there can only be one, it should be obvious, it's winna.  

Congratulations.

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