Just to keep you occupied and thinking about the PEELies until the polls...

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Just for fun, how excited (if at all) are you about the PEELies 2011? Do you think you'll win anything? Thoughts (and perhaps hopes and dreams) go here.

Enjoy. Six days until anything else actually happens, if you're not a council member.

Thanks to everyone who took the time to nominate. To those who didn't, fuck you! And your little dog too!

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I think I have a good chance of winning the PEELer attention whore award.

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I do apologise for not nominating, but I don't have much time on my hands these days. Even though I'm still permanently logged on to PEEL when I'm at home, I tend to be doing other stuff with my computer. But I got nominated for nothing, so that feels justified.

Also, I don't have a dog, and I know tnuk would never wish any harm on Tink.

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You got nominated for nothing?

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Yeah, that's the last time I host a PEEL-becue. 

[Reply #5 on:]

Oh SoS, you should learn to read

Gorky: Most Valuable PEELer - ShepherdofShark
winna: Most Interesting Outside of PEEL - ShephardofShark
Best Avatar - ShepherdofShark
Bendersfan1221:Most interesting outside of PEEL- SoS
Most entertaining- SoS
Most valuble- SoS

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Told you I wasn't paying much attention to this place at the moment. I feel so much better now.

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I will be PEEL's attention whore this year. Free Hot Meal got NOTHIN' on me!

[Reply #8 on:]

I'd say you're a top contender, sure.

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I am actually tremendously honored and pleased to have gotten the number of nominations I did, from six different people [publicly at the least anyway], all for spiff categories (not SpacemanSpiff), with some of them saying such lovely things..  Quite staggered really.  Feel very vindicated.  Believe me, most of it wasn't really expected at all*.
I am in a little eggroll of chuffiness.


*(despiting my detectivey behind-the-scenes WORKINGS)

-Enjoyed doing some of my nommy gnoms, as well.  ><3

(that is a less-than-three wearing a hat)

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Yes, I'm excited for the outcome. I hope Xanfor wins most Mysterious and decides to show himself!!!

Also, thanks for all the noms

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Yes, I'm excited for the outcome. I hope Xanfor wins most Mysterious and decides to show himself!!!

That'd be the best thing I ever saw!

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Xanfor and Km.  That would be the best thing ever.

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I CANNOT WAIT FOR THE POLLS
POLLLLLLLSSSSSSS

I thought this thread needed some of my trademark caps.
But honestly, yes, am quite eager to see who wins what

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With only a couple of days until the polls go up, I've decided to offer a special mini-PEELie to the person who makes the most pointless post in this thread.

There are a few rules though. Whilst pointless, it must make sense. It must not be copypasta from somewhere else, and it must contain more than two sentences which are at least five words long each.

The most pointless post will be decided upon once this thread closes, and the mini-PEELie will be awarded at that time.

Go!

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A mini-PEELie award for pointlessness? Surely posting text under multiple spoilers is pretty pointless. But then I am also on the council, so I am not in the competition for the PEELie anyway, cause it wouldn't be fair and knowing people at least one person would whine that it was biased anyway.

So obviously I am not competing, just wanted to fuck with people


Hmm, but that makes this post even more pointless, oh well, I had my fun.






If you are angry now, here is some table flipping:
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^ TL; DR.

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Why should we post pointlessness on demand? I find that totally unfair and a little narcissistic of the council. I refuse on a point of principle.

Having said that, I do like tuna and chocolate but I wouldn't dream of mixing the two.

[Reply #18 on:]

This sentence is at least five words long.
This sentence is more than five words long, too.
My lifelong dream is to backpack naked across Australia, with a wallaby and a koala for company.

[Reply #19 on:]

I've added a preview of the trophy somewhere in this thread.

Good luck in finding it!

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So I just work up. I had a piece of toast. I also did laundry so I can wear bras today, pretty bras. Not pain ugly white bras. I need more pretty bras. Someone buy me pretty bras? Seriously I need some, or or pretty corset. Why can't I have pretty underthings? I'm going to now see how many times I can say "pretty" until I get bored of typing this. I want lots of pretty things. I wish I was pretty with pretty things. Pretty bright shiny things that are aweome and fun to bat at cause I'm a kitty. Can I be a pretty kitty? I wanna be a pretty kitty. I don't even know what I am talking about any more. Hey I have foods, yays *Starts noming food stuff.*

I think I'm done with this now. I said pretty twelve times. Wait now it is thirteen times,

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I can't be bothered to be pointless on-demand. My pointlessness is all improvisational.

Also, you should've hidden it somewhere on all of PEEL. That was far too easy.

[Reply #22 on:]

Booze: Not so much pointless as aggravating.

Wow people have no meaning to their lives, if they're searching for a mini-PEELie.

SEARCH LITTLE MONKEYS! BE ON YOUR WAY!

[Reply #23 on:]

I'm too lazy to look for it. Therefore some how it does not exist.

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I've added a preview of the trophy somewhere in this thread.

<Nutmeg> btw, the mini-peel award kinda looks more like a penis

Well, I know somebody who just took herself out of the running entirely for this one.

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nutmeg: perhaps I'm underestimating my cleverness or something, but it took all of 15 seconds to find it... it's hardly the Riddle of the Sphynx or anything...

[Reply #26 on:]

Oh pointless post you say?  Well these sure are some sentences right here.  However there was NOOO way I was going to waste a pointed wordplay opportunity.

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I'm sorry.  I don't make pointless posts.

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Oh shit, I thought this was the test thread.

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All Toasters toast bread.  You though I was going to say all toasters toast toast didn't you?  Well that's just wrong.  Everyone knows that toasters toast BREAD, because if they toasted toast, it would have had to be toasted in another toaster first, or maybe the same toaster, and would become even more toasted in the toaster that you tried to toast it in.  So lets all give a toast to not toasting toast in a toaster to make it even toastier then the toast already was.  Because that very toasty toast could be so toasty, it would toast the insides of your toast loving mouth, turning your mouth into toast itself, which would cause you to try to eat your toastingly toasty mouth.  So lets stop talking about toasty, toasty bread and toast, and instead talk about toastingly pointless toasty posts.

[Reply #30 on:]

I can't wait till Christmas! I hope the Turkey isn't as dry as last year. And I really can't be arsed watching the old lady on the TV tell us what happened this year!

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I've added a preview of the trophy somewhere in this thread.

<Nutmeg> btw, the mini-peel award kinda looks more like a penis

Well, I know somebody who just took herself out of the running entirely for this one.

I don't want your goddamn penis-trophy!

I want a nice shiny one, with a customisation. If I win any, of course. Not likely with who I'm up against.

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A nice shiny Penis one?

[Reply #33 on:]

I'll make nutty a nice shiny penis trophy...at some point when I can be bothered

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A nice shiny Penis one?

with customization, don't forget that. I assume she's thinking detachable faceplates like a cell phone, or something along those lines.

[Reply #35 on:]

How about a TARDIS-print penis trophy?

[Reply #36 on:]

Haha, points. Three of them define a plane.

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A nice shiny Penis one?

with customization, don't forget that. I assume she's thinking detachable faceplates like a cell phone, or something along those lines.

Sounds good to me.

I'll make nutty a nice shiny penis trophy...at some point when I can be bothered

Are you coming on to me?

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Oh SoS, you should learn to read

Gorky: Most Valuable PEELer - ShepherdofShark
winna: Most Interesting Outside of PEEL - ShephardofShark
Best Avatar - ShepherdofShark
Bendersfan1221:Most interesting outside of PEEL- SoS
Most entertaining- SoS
Most valuble- SoS

Yeah, SoS should stop whining, he got nominated more than me!

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Don't look at me.  I nominated you once or twice.... probably.