Farnsworth Region: #10 Abner Doubledeal vs #23 Washbucket

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We have Abner Doubledeal, one of the greatest businessmen of the 31st Century, versus Washbucket, a washbucket. Who'll come out on top?

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Abner Doubledeal due to his impressive eyebrows.

[Reply #2 on:]

Washbucket. Janitorial equipment all the way.

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I'm actually having a bit of a hard time with this one. I've loved Doubledeal in all his appearances, but the absurdity of a quasi-sentient washbucket is just too great to pass up...

Yup. Warsh-bucket. Mmhmm.

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"Oh, it would be sweet for a while. But in the back of our minds we'd know that I'm a man, and you're janitorial equipment."

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 Buckets all the way!

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Washbucket just about takes it, just...
 
 
 
 

[Reply #8 on:]

Doubledeal wins for me. Mainly for his impressive eyebrows, partially for his equally impressive lack of concern or ethics.

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He did nothing to save Yo Leela Leela though, in fact he was a driving force in the shitty plot...

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I enjoyed:

*Flips through Leela's script* 'Urgh you writers make me sick. Nice script though.'

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Ok, that was a good line. Doesn't save it or his character though seeing as he was a driving force in the plot itself anyways...

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Whilst I found Washbucket's appearance funnier than anything Abner Doubledeal has ever done, some of Abner's lines in 'Yo Leela Leela' (yes, 'Yo Leela Leela') were hilarious. I prefer his actual character to that of Washbucket's.

'Leela, I mean this, you're the greatest creative mind since blah-blah-blabberty-blah'.

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Look at the result! Go Washbucket! ...

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We sure do love our sentient buckets.

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Washbucket wins 15-4. Continue discussion in the General thread.