I'm gonna create my own poll, with blackjack, and hookers! POTM August 2014

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You can't see it, but invisible Option 7: Not Cudry

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I voted for PEEL's #1 digital vegetable.

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I voted for PEEL's #1 digital vegetable.

I don't see how JoshTheater is a digital vegetable in any way, but I also voted for him.

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cyber_turnip is overdue, so he gets my vote.

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Have any of these people never won?

In fact... fuck forget the poll.

I'm voting for cyber_turnip.  Why?  Because I looked at his wikipeelia page today, and he looks good in a suit.  There's also a picture of a dog he has/had playing the piano on there.  So I'm going to vote for him.  And everyone else can vote for him because of that too.

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I thought the poll question was "who was the most worthless" this month. So I voted for JoshTheater.

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That isn't very funny.

I wasn't actually being serious... worthiness kind of does look like worthless.

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Oops. Okay. I voted for JoshTheater because I like his posts.

Oops. Okay. I still like JoshTheater's posts, though.

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I was going to vote for Josh but he kept insisting that his boobs were nicer than Randi's.  So I voted for the cybernetic rutabaga.

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It seems like unforgivable statement, indeed. Besides, virtual vegetables are the best kind of vegetables.

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I was going to make a joke about not voting for JoshTheater because he seems like my main source of competition, but then I felt bad and voted for him anyway.

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I'm intentionally trying to hurt my chances by making extremely bold statements about abortion in off-topic.

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I was going to make a joke about not voting for JoshTheater because he seems like my main source of competition, but then I felt bad and voted for him anyway.

Judging from the poll, I'd say you've got a lot more to expect from Quantum Neutrino Field.  However, at the very least, voting for JoshTheater didn't give QNF another vote, and furthermore, due to your honesty and the upholding of the norm of not voting for oneself, I think you have a sincere chance of winning this month.  We'll call it a special gift in the bag.

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QNF is indeed a quality poster (and well deserving of PotM), but if I recall correctly, he won more recently than any of the other candidates, so I wouldn't be surprised if the odds were less in his favour as a result.

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I wouldn't be surprised if the odds were less in his favour as a result.

May the odds be ever in his favour.

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Went with cyber_turnip

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QuantumtoniumPlutonium gave me some healthy purple berries, but wintermelon windigshindig gave all of us plentiful bounties of healthy purple berries.

last year.  all summer.  (Northern Hemisphere summer).  The world was festooned, bestowed, lavished, garnished, sprinkled and dribbled with healthful numberries.

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Congrats cyber_turnip! Well deserved and a long time coming.

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Good to see you getting some recognition for your consistently thoughtful and interesting posts, cyber_turnip

 

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Remember to put it up on the wiki main page!

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Remember to put it up on the wiki main page!

Always keep your broken chisels nice and sharp, make sure that your hammer with three-quarters of a head has a nicely polished handle, and ensure that the cordless drill without a battery has a fresh bit in it.

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And don't forget a towel.

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In the end, the vegetables always win.

Congrats, turnip.

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It's The Day of the Triffids!!

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Thank you ever so much everyone (even those who didn't vote for me and, therefore, kept the element of competition alive). It's truly an honour!

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Congratulations, CT.

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Even though I don't particularly care for the vegetable congrats, turnip!

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Congratulations, c_t, better late than never.

Judging from the poll, I'd say you've got a lot more to expect from Quantum Neutrino Field.

Ha, joke's on you!

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Nice one, turnip.

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Hurray for turnippy!

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Congrats, c_t! To celebrate your success, I decided to Google image search "cyber turnip" and post the first thing that appeared.



edit: This was one of the last things that appeared.
Also, if you specify the image results to be exactly 64x64px, c_t's avatar is the third result.

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Hah, I drew that back when I drew things and also was a teenager. Good to know that I've got Google search dominance on that very specific term.

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Are Motor_Oil and cyber_turnip the same person?  No, probably not.
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