I hope TNUK beats Cudry for creating this thread early - May 2014 POTM VOTING

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Vote, humble denizens of PEEL. You may get a reward.

[Reply #1 on:]

I went for Josh this time again.

[Reply #2 on:]

My vote also went to Josh.

[Reply #3 on:]

I voted fur Meerkat.

[Reply #4 on:]

Josh is a buttlord who doesn't like Green Day's new material.

[Reply #5 on:]

I voted for Motorola Oil or whatever.

[Reply #6 on:]

Josh ... doesn't like Green Day's new material.

Isn't that just all the more reason to vote for him?

[Reply #7 on:]

I voted for Motor Oil. She's earned her place in our magnificent cult community.

[Reply #8 on:]

Josh ... doesn't like Green Day's new material.

Isn't that just all the more reason to vote for him?

Yes. Yes it is.

However, I'm still voting for Motor Oil. I mean, not liking new Green Day helps, but that's setting the bar pretty damn low.

[Reply #9 on:]

Especially considering that's really the only trait that exists about me.

I voted for Motor Oil again. She continues to prove herself a great poster.

[Reply #10 on:]

I agree with everyone else regarding Motor Oil. She's an excellent quality poster and has truly earned her place here. That's why I voted for totalnerduk.

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J/k, Motor Oil did get my vote.

[Reply #11 on:]

I voted for Motor Oil. She's earned her place in our magnificent cult community.

Agreed.

That's why I voted for totalnerduk.

Don't I have, like, two POTM wins already? I don't need a third. Points really don't matter. If we constantly award POTM to the same people over and over again, it becomes even more of a meaningless circlejerk than it is alreeady. We need fresh jerks in our circle from time to time.

I'm not just saying that 'cause we had a good month, either. Even in months when PEEL is pretty crappy, there are probably better choices than I. Yes, I know you were joking. I'm just taking the opportunity to exhort people to vote for Motor Oil. Thank you for providing a platform, Meerkat. It would appear that you do have your uses around here.

[Reply #12 on:]

I voted for Motor Oil. She's earned her place in our magnificent wretched hive of scum and villainy community.

Yes, and she fits in seamlessly with the rest of us misfits.  Two people from my nom list made the poll, so I tossed a coin.  Which I could not locate after it landed and rolled off into the shadowy dimensions into which only cats can see.  So I tossed another coin, with more care, and it landed heads-up.  Therefore I voted for Nutty.

However, I'm still voting for Motor Oil. I mean, not liking new Green Day helps, but that's setting the bar pretty damn low.

* Tachy feels as though he's been cast aside, hanging his head with sorrow as he sits dejectedly on the curb, along the boulevard of broken dreams...

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j/k -- I haven't even heard the new Green Day.

[Reply #13 on:]

* Tachy feels as though he's been cast aside, hanging his head with sorrow as he sits dejectedly on the curb, along the boulevard of broken dreams...

NOOOOO, never!

Don't I have, like, two POTM wins already? I don't need a third. Points really don't matter. If we constantly award POTM to the same people over and over again, it becomes even more of a meaningless circlejerk than it is already. We need fresh jerks in our circle from time to time.

Indeedy. As much as certain people deserve to win POTM over and over again, it's pretty boring (and a little elitist) to vote for the same few people all the time. Not to mention that if new posters feel as if they won't be able to win POTM, that may actually lead to them not trying as hard to post something worthwhile. Maybe. I don't really know.

It's not as if anyone actually derives any sense of self worth from these awards, right?

* cB polishes her two POTM awards and several Peelies ever so tenderly.

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Well, I consider my two POTM wins and two PEELies to be my greatest accomplishments in life.

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[Reply #15 on:]

Well, I consider my two POTM wins and two PEELies to be my greatest accomplishments in life.

There, there. It's alright. I've not accomplished anything in life either.

* tnuk hides all evidence of the many real-life awards and accolades that he would like you to believe he has accrued.

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I have few irl awards.  Positive ones, that is.  I did get an unlikely Peel award once. One which was so tremendously improbable that the most feared mathematicians in the world would cower if asked to calculate the odds.  And in all seriousness?  I treasure it dearly

[Reply #17 on:]

We had an Oscar ballot contest at work which I came in 2nd and got a ten dollar Target card so...suck my dick TNUK.

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* Tachy feels as though he's been cast aside, hanging his head with sorrow as he sits dejectedly on the curb, along the boulevard of broken dreams...

NOOOOO, never!

Don't I have, like, two POTM wins already? I don't need a third. Points really don't matter. If we constantly award POTM to the same people over and over again, it becomes even more of a meaningless circlejerk than it is already. We need fresh jerks in our circle from time to time.

Indeedy. As much as certain people deserve to win POTM over and over again, it's pretty boring (and a little elitist) to vote for the same few people all the time. Not to mention that if new posters feel as if they won't be able to win POTM, that may actually lead to them not trying as hard to post something worthwhile. Maybe. I don't really know.

It's not as if anyone actually derives any sense of self worth from these awards, right?

* cB polishes her two POTM awards and several Peelies ever so tenderly.

Didn't you use to be 3/4ths Jesus?

[Reply #19 on:]

We had an Oscar ballot contest at work which I came in 2nd and got a ten dollar Target card so...suck my dick TNUK.

You're going to have to offer me more than a $10 Target giftcard if you want me to suck your dick. But it's a start.

[Reply #20 on:]

Where did Spacedal even get a dick?

[Reply #21 on:]

Where did Spacedal even get a dick?

* tnuk checks his pants.

Not from me. It's still here.

[Reply #22 on:]

Where did Spacedal even get a dick?

I heard from a reliable source that it's detachable.

[Reply #23 on:]

The Dicking Tree. The made a children's book about it. Not sure why.

[Reply #24 on:]

I heard from a reliable source that it's detachable.

Fuko heard the same thing! Fuko was very shocked!

[Reply #25 on:]

Went with motor oil, definite up and comer

[Reply #26 on:]

Like I'm fucking in an elevator?

[Reply #27 on:]

There's an old joke about American beer in there somewhere, but I can't quite tease it out.

[Reply #28 on:]

Voted for Meerkat.

[Reply #29 on:]

Am I going crazy, or should the poll have expired by now? It was begun on the 7th, should have been open for five days, and almost seven days later it is still open.

[Reply #30 on:]

Aaaand it's closed. Congratulations Motor Oil!

[Reply #31 on:]

Congratulations, Motor  

[Reply #32 on:]

Congratulations, Oil.

On a side note, I'm not sure if I'm actually missed it until now, but I just realised it's Nutmeg1729. You know, with taxicabs and all.

[Reply #33 on:]

Uh...Who's Cudry?  

Also, Josh is my choice.
EDIT:  Oops, looks like I missed voting.

[Reply #34 on:]

Yay Motor Oil! Put your lighters in the air to celebrate!

[Reply #35 on:]

We use the flickering flame apps on our mobiles nowadays...

[Reply #36 on:]

Uh...Who's Cudry? 

[Reply #37 on:]

Congratulations MotorOil! A well deserved win, for sure!

[Reply #38 on:]

It's nice to see PEEL picking the right person this month. Although, I can't really be too disappointed in anybody who voted for JoshTheater. Or Nutmeg, for that matter.

Still, I'm pleased to see that PEEL's engine was well-lubricated this May.

I'm thinking it'll probably be Nasty Pasty taking June's win, for the PEEL reunion thread, if PEEL's collective memory doesn't get overwritten by a particular moment of greatness between then and now.

[Reply #39 on:]

I am the greetest! Now I am leaving PEEL for no raisin!

...in a while or two. I'm still here. Thank you. I'd say I won't disappoint you, but May is over and apparently I already didn't.