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[Reply #560 on:]

mArc did 9/11.

I heard this one conspiracy about this one mod who wears red.

Apparently he's watching you.

[Reply #561 on:]

 ‡ A close race for the top spot:

 1  hobbitboy                 1 (this post right now)
 
 † Is anybody else out there?

[Reply #562 on:]

re: Brexit

This is brilliantly on point.

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But whatever the outcome for the world is, it started not with a massive political movement to reforge democracy, but with a man called Adam [ed. interviewed Brexit voter], following the words fed to him by some of the most loathsome, bumbling fuckwits in the country, who hasn't a clue what he's just voted for and is now petrified because he's won.

Yay

[Reply #563 on:]

Earlier today I learned that there are three Lego figures... [echo] In.  Space [/echo].  And at the moment they are all orbiting the largest planet in our solar system

Naturally I was wondering how durable they would be, what with the temperature swings of hundreds of degrees, radiation, etc.  Turns out that they were custom made, from aluminium.

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They clearly don't have movable parts. Cheap expensive knock-off.

[Reply #564 on:]

Everytime I click this thread, I expect "FUTURAMA RENEWED FOR 8 MORE SEASONS!"

Thanks for consistently disappointing me.

[Reply #565 on:]

A twofer for Capper today

I'd like to film the assassination of Franz Ferdinand.

Somewhere out there, there must be a living man named Franz Ferdinand. Don't give up on your dream.

Also, [Nibbly] obviously must have trained under the Bene Gesserat

The Bene Gesserit are a female-only order. The only function he'd have had in their sisterhood would be as a ritual sacrifice.

Are they on record as to their stance on whether a transgender person could be accepted as their stated gender? Maybe Nibbs got around the ritual sacrifice thing that way.

[Reply #566 on:]

Love this from Fearless Nibblonian Leader:

...yeah man. We'll hang out sometime.

Sweet. We'll hit up Gino's and catch a show at Ravinia.

maybe I'll use you as an excuse to drag myself up there. I guess Nibbs is cool too.

Hurray, I'm cool too!

Buffalo Wild Wings, former employment joke

Buffalo Wild Wings; Dune reference

Dune reference

Dune joke

Crossdressing joke, Dune reference

Dune reference

Dune joke

Trans joke

This is why I love the Internet.

[Reply #567 on:]

I like how he understands the humor in a little mean-spirited joking good-natured abuse.

Believe me, I pick on some of my favorite people. It's when I'm stoic and humorless that you know I don't like someone.

[Reply #568 on:]

I like how he understands the humor in a little mean-spirited joking good-natured abuse.

No I don't! Fuck you, Cappy!

For all we know, Tachyon is actually Nibbly's grandfather. I mean, it makes a certain amount of sense, right?

If Tachyon traveled forward in time and boinked his own grand-daughter, wouldn't it stand to reason that Nibbs would be the result? Nibbswell that ends well.

[Reply #569 on:]

Did we do a June POTM vote? Seems like the sort of thing that ought to be held at SOME point in July...

[Reply #570 on:]

I opened a June POTM nomination thread on July 1st.  There were no nominations and I closed it after the five-day window.  I'll open another on August 1st and have another go.

There have been a few gems, lately

[Reply #571 on:]

There have been a few gems, lately

Forced to the surface after a long period of being compressed and heated deep in the crucible of PEEL, no doubt. Where did those PEEL geological cycle pictures go?

[Reply #572 on:]

...the USS Discovery registry is NCC-1031.. wich makes it an older ship than the enteprise.. however visual clues in the ship and analisis from folks seem to sugest it might be a refit with Excelsion class clues... wich would place it right after if not arround the Star Trek movies time (2280s?)

Oh come on... im not a Trekie at all...

One of those posts contradicts the other

I think he's just obsessed with anything having to do with vehicles.

[Reply #573 on:]

Did we do a June POTM vote? Seems like the sort of thing that ought to be held at SOME point in July...

I nominated in a porn thread recently.  I was scared, but somehow I mustered the courage to do it.  I'm afraid I don't know what any of this means though.

[Reply #574 on:]

And of course, the inimitable winna:

For Bob's sake, what sad individual actually made a point of doing this bit of "hackery"?

I'm sorry.  Boredom is the devil's silicon.

 

[Reply #575 on:]

At least I didn't say silicone.  It would have been confusing.

Sorry, I don't have any puns concerning implants or water tightness.

[Reply #576 on:]

Ben's not gonna be happy when he hears about this.

[Reply #577 on:]

PEEL's regulars and visitors: What can they post? Do they post things? Let's find out!

[Reply #578 on:]

So... don't delete your browser history?  What's this quantum parasitic velociraptor porn involving the mechanics of plumbing and the biological building blocks for generosity in an ever expanding universe?

[Reply #579 on:]

An Australian moon?  What is the moon called in Australian?

uooW ǝɥʇ

[Reply #580 on:]

The pudding flew over my head (it's from the movie, I presume?), but all I can picture is Zapp Brannigan

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That magnificent velour space cowboy can eat my pudding any time.    I mean... I am a calm professional who is not a creepy fangirl by any means.

Who is kylo ren?

The best Disney Princess ever.

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I saw this cartoon about the future on Fox and wondered if anybody else seen it.  It has many character:  Fries-the pizza deliver, Grandpa-the scientist, Leela-the ship's eye, Ship-the ship, Robot-Fries friend, and the rest.

In the show Fries is a frozen pizza and his gf does the year 2999, then the president shows up and they're on another planet!

I think this might be something you enjoy.

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And in the Ba-dum, TISH department...

Looking at the member list, the single possibility that comes to mind for one last new Liquid Emperor is Slimmy...

You could say the chances are slim...my.

[Reply #583 on:]

This has to be the lowest, right?

The omnipotent hobbitboy didn't say so, so I assume not.

Well really, he's closer to being omniscient than omnipotent.

More like postscient than omniscient.

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I'm still fucking unemployed

Do you mean that your job is to have sex with those who don't have jobs? Is that a government initiative to stop them from becoming horribly depressed by their hopeless situation, or did you just see a lucrative niche in the local sex trade?

[Reply #585 on:]

So I should not see it?  Does that mean you've saved my life?

Also how does this Knight thing compare with the Crystal Skulls I've heard oft about?

Also, FUCK the police.

[Reply #586 on:]

http://www.peelified.com/index.php?topic=25466.msg1467463#msg1467463

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Look at that face!



What a face!



LOOK AT THAT FACE!

It's amazing.

[Reply #587 on:]

[edited to add context - Tachyon]

[EDIT]: Duckbot has been born, but it's a little sparse. Anyone who wants to add alternative facts or who wants to design a robotic duck avatar, please do.

Not that I would normally hang out on such a site, but I followed a link to DuckHub the other day and was surprised and rather shocked to see a photo showing the very moment of Duckbot's conception.

Caution: this photo shows explicit intimate activity.  Adults only, please!

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[Reply #588 on:]

Do you mean because of their radical politics, or their radical fault lines?

I'll continue multi-posting until someone gets in on this action.

Btw, this was a great idea.  I read through some of the old stuff when we made this, and it is pure gold!

[Reply #589 on:]

For what it's worth, I enjoy reading this thread even if it's updated by only one person.

[Reply #590 on:]

Feel better, hobbitboy.

Feel hobbit, betterboy.

[Reply #591 on:]

Jezzem, if I give you my number, will you drunk dial me in character as Mr. Rogers?

I most certainly will call you in character as Drunk Jeremy!

[Reply #592 on:]

I nominate Scrappylive for POTY 2017, because damn is he on fire!

[Reply #593 on:]

Noted. If there's anyone around here after the December holidays, I'll make a POTY poll

[Reply #594 on:]

After a day spent educating, the time has come for my reign of terror to begin.

Scrappylive slorps Monster_Robot_Maniac
To become the next Liquid Emperor

I suspect your reign as Liquid Emperor will be a savage one.

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I Am Scrappy
Hear Me Roar

....

Silence is Consent

[Reply #595 on:]

Lastly.  Everything I have at my disposal was given to me.  If it is beneficial to others, I am essentially obligated to share it.

Truth.

[Reply #596 on:]

I used to have trouble with "recommend" and "necessary" (wanted to double the 'c's in both cases), and still have occasional problems with "narcissism" (both in life and in spelling)...

[Reply #597 on:]

my company having been purchased...

That sounds less like your employer has been accquisitioned, and more like you're hiring prostitutes for the weekend.

We prefer to call them "interns".

[Reply #598 on:]

"Accommodate" gets me sometimes. Words with double letters that are pronounced like single letters can be aggravating like that.

[Reply #599 on:]

Alanis Morissette always gets me.  Probs because I have one hand in my pocket a lot.