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[Reply #40 on:]

All good things come to a end

Not just good things. Everything ends, eventually. Well, except for Pi.

[Reply #41 on:]

SILENCE! I concur.

I never tire of this quote.

[Reply #42 on:]

Any time Bath and Body Works is mentioned all I can think of is my mom's obsession with their Juniper Breeze hand sanitizer. Gag. It smelled like a dozen or so of those car freshener Christmas trees doused in acetone. If I wanted my hands to smell like cheap gin, I'd just rub cheap gin on them and probably get the same antibacterial effect.

[Reply #43 on:]

Randi, I think you owe us an anthropology.

Best pun ever?

[Reply #44 on:]

I'd like to nominate the sky and sun, the moon and stars, the cool air against my back.

That's 5, not 3!

"Sky and sun" is clearly a single operator, as is "moon and stars". Therefore three "sets" are listed, and each set could be a username. If we had a sudden influx of hippies.

"Something and something" separated from the next item in a list by a comma is a single item for the purposes of such a list. I think you need to pay a little more attention in English classes, and fuck around less on the internet, if you're ever to have a realistic hope of achieving your (current) specific life goals.

[Reply #45 on:]

The soul market tanked a few years ago.  The buyer really has the advantage these days.  Gone is the era where you could walk into the local Devil's office with your soul and walk out as a Michael Bloomberg or Rupert Murdoch.  You'd be lucky to get to be Ariana Huffington for your soul anymore.

I snorted my tea and it burns!

[Reply #46 on:]

rather than just offering generic, pointless advice such as "Cheer up, the world is such a beautiful place!" which is what I was saying isn't helpful.

So, I've been on a bit of a reloading kick of late, and it's helped crystalize in my mind how terrible I am at manly things like reloading ammunition.  I kept getting casings stuck in my resizing die because either the stupid lubricant I used was crap or I was at applying it.  When I was reading how to remove stuck casings, I just gave up and did things the hamfisted idiot way, at one point cutting my thumb pretty cleanly.

Hope you heal and cheer up soon, Dr. T., handloading is such a beautiful pastime!

[Reply #47 on:]

Yeah, I'm not sure with english terms. It was based on egg-sugar -foam.

Nice foam, Quantum!

[Reply #48 on:]

This isn't an entry, but I just want to point out that in this picture, Leela's body looks like a chef hat.

[Reply #49 on:]

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OPTIMISTIC!

I swear by the many forms of Hastur the unspeakable, and by the unwashed trousers of Thulsa Doom, I will beat you to death with your own buttocks for that.

[Reply #50 on:]

Wait, which one are you nominating? Is it both?

[Reply #51 on:]

One does not simply nominate oneself for POTM-worthy posts!  Ergo... 

[Reply #52 on:]

I was onlu doing tnunk silly for the reaction, it keeps on making me laugh:)

edit: I put the other in spoilies 

[Reply #53 on:]

I used the red eye correction in Windows Photo Shop Pain Professional:

[Reply #54 on:]

Spoilered because it's kinda big.

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Started out as this pic from the last PEELer Pic thread:

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[Reply #55 on:]

Also, lol at your inevitable demise, but don't worry, science will probably have us living to around 115 by then!

The bolded part of that post really amuses me. Mortality is hilarious!

[Reply #56 on:]

More Faze love:

Don't you wear glasses?! BURN THE WITCH!

Nah you're allright... GIVE COOKIES TO THE WITCH!

Give cookies to the witch! So funny. I will have to steal that.

[Reply #57 on:]

In the name of the Cowboy Father, the Cowboy Son, and the Holy Cowboy Ghost. Yee-hamen.

[Reply #58 on:]

Bloody brilliant:

Well, I'm Catholic so obviously, I believe in God and think that evolution is a pile of s***.

Shame on you. You should go to Confession for using such language.

After all, evolution is damn well not a pile of shit, it's a fucking scientific theory.

[Reply #59 on:]

This makes me laugh, considering it's kind of a commonly used inside joke in my family.

Yes dear. That's whatever you were talking about for you.

[Reply #60 on:]

Remember that history was written by the winnas.

[Reply #61 on:]

This makes me laugh, considering it's kind of a commonly used inside joke in my family.

Yes dear. That's whatever you were talking about for you.

It's also a Futurama reference, for what it's worth. Upchucked its bamboo.

[Reply #62 on:]

Ah, never follow other's opinions, my child. Even if it may be true, always trust your own, grasshopper, even if it is wrong. It is the way of the Meerkat (sorry i couldn't think of anything better ).

I'm not saying not to accept their opinion though, oh my no. I'm saying that.. it's nice to.. have a free mind?.. Eh forget it.

... all 1 and a half - 2 inches of him (that's big to me okay)...

Can't you hire somebody in a foreign country and have them telecommute?

He's trying to keep jobs AMERICAN, tnuk. Do you hate AMERICA?

o/*\o  Brilliant, Nibbs.  I LOLed.

[Reply #63 on:]

Breaking news: Actual real news about actual confirmed things may come sometime in the future!

[Reply #64 on:]

Oh, SGB. How I've missed you and your crazy stoner antics.

[Reply #65 on:]

The way to my heart is a well played Trek quote:

I contacted Dr. Leonard McCoy. He told me to tell you this: "My God, man! You're shooting the horse before you've even placed a bet!" Have some optimism. You're so young, and you're cute.

Tell him this: "Enough with the metaphors, alright? That's an order."

[Reply #66 on:]

Xanfor's response is best.

However, you could always murder them.

[Reply #67 on:]

We've got antennae.  Transmitting isn't the problem.  Getting info, specifically video feeds, back would be difficult.

All the more reason to have a bigger antennae!

It's not about length.  It's about bandwidth.

[Reply #68 on:]

Feast your eyes, men:

That's not a woman. I think I've found the root of your inability to get girls to talk to you Josh. It's because you're actually talking to shoes. The good news is that you don't really need to ask their permission if you want to stick your dick in them. The bad news is that if you do that, you'll be sticking your dick in a shoe.

[Reply #69 on:]

I was going to post that here, I'm not surprised someone else beat me to it.

[Reply #70 on:]

Why are they people now?

[Reply #71 on:]

I just assumed there'd be a twist because of this:

Tune in to see the stunning conclusion, and well to see Amy in a marmoset costume.

"Stunning" suggests it'll blow you away, aka a twist.

Perhaps everybody ends up being stunned, maybe by Amy with a length of lead pipe that she's been using to keep her marmoset costume nicely pressed.

[Reply #72 on:]

Why do you have pictures of feminised anime-like Voldemorts dancing at an adolescent rave?

Because one of them has a bow in her hair.

If you prefer, it can be taken as a very subtle reference to multiple orgasms. La nombreuses petite Voldemortes.

[Reply #73 on:]

I'm a big girl, thankyou very much, and when I do cry, I cry like a big girl. Little girls hug their dollies when they cry. Big girls eat ice-cream and masturbate vigorously

This gem from tnuk's most recent reaming-out of a fellow PEELer amuses me so. It's funny 'cause it's true!

[Reply #74 on:]

...of course, cat videos are also religious if you consider cats to be divine creations just as echidnas, okapis, and platypi are. Let the horrendous peals of nightmarish cat noises proclaim the creator's majesty as well. The cats probably think human singing is pretty awful too.

[Reply #75 on:]

the show's not being cancelled based on a few people crying on a forum. Low ratings is to blame for that

No, it's totally 'cause of the goofs thread on this forum. If we hadn't kept track and made note of all the animation goofs, then the creators wouldn't have seen the fans as ungrateful bastards, and wouldn't have taken up drinking to dull the pain.

They wouldn't have been caught doing coke off a stripper's butt somewhere in LA, wouldn't have attracted unwanted attention from the network suits, and wouldn't have decided to cancel the show so that they could work on holding together their fragile and shattered psyches.

When he says "haters", he really means everybody who didn't shower the show in universal praise since day one, and instead did awful, horrible, hate-filled things like discuss plot holes and animation errors within the show.

Don't you see? We're all to blame, because we just didn't know how to love it properly!

Disclaimer: may contain high levels of sarcasm, small amounts of irony, and trace amounts of nut products. Do not read if pregnant.

[Reply #76 on:]

 Romance sucks donkey butt! No offense to donkeys, though.

[Reply #77 on:]

As for me, my primary laptop got this bizarro virus the other day and I had to take it in to Best Buy, and ended up paying a ridiculous amount to [probably] get it fixed/removed/immaculated/cleaned up - they still have it, and they're supposed to call in like a couple of days or somesuch.

Reading "bizarro virus" made me think about what a bizarro virus would really be like. It would infect your computer and make it run faster, optimize your disk space, remove all sorts of malware, then infiltrate your email and send itself to everyone in your address book, infecting them as well.

[Reply #78 on:]

I'm left handed and have blue eyes, so I'm used to having people look down on me

This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Perhaps because it was 4 in the morning when I read it, but still funny, nonetheless.

EDIT- Dammit, I'm not good at quoting. Could someone help me out a bit?

[Reply #79 on:]

I'm left handed and have blue eyes, so I'm used to having people look down on me

This genuinely made me laugh out loud. Perhaps because it was 4 in the morning when I read it, but still funny, nonetheless.

EDIT- Dammit, I'm not good at quoting. Could someone help me out a bit?

You just missed a bracket. Fixed.