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Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #200 on: 10-09-2013 04:54 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2013 05:17 »

Who doesn't love a plethora of cunts? flirt
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #201 on: 10-09-2013 05:06 »

Sir Butt Stuff, I'm guessurmising. no no

I had been about to chortle that the best thing was the complete out-of-contextness of that, but oh wells.
Chortles denied.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #202 on: 10-09-2013 05:19 »
« Last Edit on: 10-09-2013 08:38 »

Fine then, YOUR WISH IS MY KMMAND!

The context has been packaged and shipped to the bottom of the Europia Ocean, where upon a lone soldier shall spear it with his speargun, presumably while chewing a spearmint and listening to Brimby Spiers.

"Gonn' rub my genie in the laaaaamp..."

EDIT: My new favourite post...

Even I am looking for a manicure appointment since long, still in a queue wish to get an appointment soon looking forward for it.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #203 on: 10-10-2013 00:12 »

Unmentionable
This is, honestly, the very best thing ever to have been posted here on PEEL. This post alone should just immediately let Stum win, as there's simply no competition for a post this heartfelt.
I Salute You, Post.
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #204 on: 10-10-2013 00:25 »

Unmentionable
This is, honestly, the very best thing ever to have been posted here on PEEL. This post alone should just immediately let Stum win, as there's simply no competition for a post this heartfelt.
I Salute You, Post.

Second because it brings tears to my eyes.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #205 on: 10-10-2013 04:52 »
« Last Edit on: 10-10-2013 14:36 »

You newbies probably aren't aware, but it may have possibly been a reference to this.

Watch out for that guy.

He's the worst.

EDIT: This guy, however, is the opposite of the worst:

ShinyMetal***

Professor
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« Reply #206 on: 10-11-2013 23:09 »

No.... not Unmentionable, hell no.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #207 on: 10-11-2013 23:22 »

I know who unmentionable is (I'm pretty sure you told me in the Test Thread), but I don't see what Stum's point was of just posting his name and that's it.
ShinyMetal***

Professor
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« Reply #208 on: 10-11-2013 23:24 »
« Last Edit on: 10-17-2013 21:31 »

And dumb (whoops ment Stum) managed to to fill another with displeaser.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #209 on: 10-12-2013 02:25 »
« Last Edit on: 10-12-2013 16:42 »

This guy, however, is the opposite of the worst:


I agree. I had that coming at me.
Tachyon

Space Pope
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« Reply #210 on: 10-13-2013 10:11 »

Actually, I've saved more money than I ever have being with Frisco. His love has gotten rid of my need to fill that emotional hole with objects and things. Yes I just read what I said no no
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #211 on: 10-13-2013 10:13 »

That's what she sai... Oh, wait.
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #212 on: 10-17-2013 03:45 »

Solid Gold Bender, you don't tell penis jokes because your penis is a joke. laff cry roll eyes

No offense to SGB, of course. But you've gotta admit, that was pretty damn funny. laff
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #213 on: 10-17-2013 04:56 »

Yet more fucking awesomeness from Jezzem. smile

I want to murder Murdoch's whole family in front of him.

If you filmed it and gave him the rights to broadcast it on Fox he'd probably be okay with it.
Tachyon

Space Pope
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« Reply #214 on: 10-17-2013 23:02 »


And more from the Jezzster:

The fuck are you on about, you gangly freak?

You're getting me confused with Casey again!


stum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #215 on: 10-17-2013 23:19 »

Solid Gold Bender, you don't tell penis jokes because your penis is a joke. laff cry roll eyes

No offense to SGB, of course. But you've gotta admit, that was pretty damn funny. laff

No
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #216 on: 10-17-2013 23:34 »

Solid Gold Bender, you don't tell penis jokes because your penis is a joke. laff cry roll eyes

No offense to SGB, of course. But you've gotta admit, that was pretty damn funny. laff

No

This is, without a doubt, the greatest post on PEEL. It totally makes sense and is NOT just more spam from Stum.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #217 on: 10-18-2013 02:08 »

stum has spoken. Remove the record of those posts, PEEL staff! If they're not to stum's liking, then they're not to MY liking either. no no
Lost My Phone

Professor
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« Reply #218 on: 10-18-2013 03:13 »

Stum should be made a moderator. That way, he can delete all posts that he disagrees with, since everything he says is correct.
cartoonlover27

Starship Captain
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« Reply #219 on: 10-18-2013 03:19 »

Stum should be made a moderator. That way, he can delete all posts that he disagrees with, since everything he says is correct.

He should definently be regarded in the highest honor! He must be the mighty one the peel prophecies predicted!
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #220 on: 10-18-2013 09:17 »

Km73 being the adorable sugar puff creamery of pixie guts that she is:

Quite, MemeyMolemey!  You Are!!!  And I thus made them!!  Andthus now SO AM I!!!

Aaaaand because I did have time to, after all >_>:
a little something special, for both of us:




shifty laff  Wellum.  I natch couldn't let this occasion pass!, without a PaintMSterwerk Special, noh.  Ahh, yes then, I too have finally at-long-lastly hit Spatial Popapal...  Yayy we have flynally ascended into lizardy Papalhood!  When I wroted this, several weeks and fourscore ago,

Aaand I'm now finally only about 150 or so posts away from Spatial Popapal, (not that I'm in any hurry), (I still luv being UrbanelyLeggy), but whenever I do finally get there it will only have been about ohh THREE AND A HALF YEARS since my lastest rank change..  Sheeeesh, I knew back then that it was gonna take a longue time, but no one told me how much it was GONNA CRAWL - like a bird on its belly, or something.

In any case, the last three.5 annos have certsly been eventful.

, I yet again still had no idea, that it was still yet going to take, that much longer; but came the day finally did, yesh, and now it hath been achieved..  My first rank change in over three and a half years, indeed - since March 2010, I do believe! eek  (It miiight have been early April, but I'm thinking-wagering it was March).  Congrats and felicitations of course also likewise to CreamyBeamy big grin and now we will fly off into Space together and attack Popacities; or something.  No, it wasn't actually planned, - that is, I didn't wait/wasn't actually waiting on purpose, initially, neins - but we finagled it today when we saw it was kimminent.
That concludes these Tales of Interest, we'll go have vested interest in our vestments now.
;shifty;
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Secretary
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« Reply #221 on: 10-18-2013 18:46 »

I'm getting thirsty.

Wish I'd have thought of that at the time! red face
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #222 on: 10-20-2013 13:48 »

Km73 being the adorable sugar puff creamery of pixie guts that she is:

OH YOUR GLOODNESS I ONLY JUST NOW SAW THAT~!!! love big grin love   *o*

SO SWEET  (Speaking of sugarness)  *muggwuggles (^)_(^)*
It made my night so vary much, all my adorabull creamy pixie guts spilled out into my frosted whipped cream-puff refinery creamery!  and rolled around in the goblets of granulated sugar cane / cane toads!

(to go along with those gobs and globs and blobs and globlets of Goo, from the other day, from that selfsame thread, of course)

Andbecause I sawed it because I was already coming here to put this gemsnip in, I sweareth, honest!!:

Seriously though, what's with PEEL being flooded with this shit today? It is the worst kind of absurdist nonsense. The kind that's not posted by myself, winna or M0le. Leave it to the masters, kids! no no

Possibly one of the truest things, ever written on Peel...
no no
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #223 on: 10-20-2013 14:01 »

I wrote "MY banana" on some peel, once.

Unfortunately, since I didn't leave my name, someone else wound up eating it anyway. cry
km73

Space Pope
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« Reply #224 on: 10-20-2013 14:54 »

"That.. wasn't a banana." red face
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #225 on: 10-20-2013 15:14 »
« Last Edit on: 10-21-2013 06:27 »

It was yellow, though. frown

EDIT: Speaking of, here's yet another fantastic post from The Doc:

I don't need to worry about condoming my cucumbers.  I'm on the pill.
My Manwich

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #226 on: 10-21-2013 07:49 »

I'm getting thirsty.

Wish I'd have thought of that at the time! red face

Someone quoted me here?  confused  Hell must have frozen over that day.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #227 on: 10-21-2013 08:05 »

Everyone gets quoted at some point or another.

...

(waits for it...)
Everyone

Delivery Boy
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« Reply #228 on: 10-21-2013 08:21 »

Like this?

Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #229 on: 10-21-2013 08:26 »

Noooooo... Bad Everyone, BAD!!!
ShinyMetal***

Professor
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« Reply #230 on: 10-21-2013 23:52 »

WHOOO!!! Thanks Everyone!

(finally on here, somewhat)smile
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #231 on: 10-21-2013 23:54 »

Sure, when you're popular, everyone loves you.
ShinyMetal***

Professor
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« Reply #232 on: 10-22-2013 00:05 »

Sure, when you're popular, everyone loves you.
When you're "popular," your secretly hated by everyone yet admired because you have the title, then again "I just wanted to be popular!" cry
Mr Snrub

Urban Legend
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« Reply #233 on: 10-22-2013 00:13 »

...scone, sc-o-ne.
My Manwich

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #234 on: 10-22-2013 04:04 »
« Last Edit on: 10-22-2013 04:06 »

I don't remember much about TNUK from back in the old days at PEEL. I vaguely recall the username though I'm positive he was banned at least once or twice back when I first signed up here. I'm not sure what he's done between now and then to somehow garner so much respect, but his actions on the forum since my return have painted him as someone I would never, ever want to actually know.

If there was somebody in your real-life social circle whose constant move was to leave and go sulk EVERY time things weren't exactly the way they like them, you would cut that person out of your life, full stop. I've seen him do the whole "pick up the ball and go home" thing THREE TIMES since my return, and somehow there are people here who actually respect him. If you had a co-worker who was constantly going to the boss to taddle on co-workers, despite having the exact same position as them, you would avoid them as much as you possibly could. TNUK constantly PMs the staff here about petty things that bug him, and somehow he is hailed as "the gatekeeper of PEEL." And if you knew someone in real life who talked to you like this...

Go take a nice, refreshing drink of warm battery acid and throw yourself into the middle of a busy highway - because you probably deserved it.

... You would punch them in the fucking face like they deserve. Yet comments like this are routine for him on PEEL, and somehow there are people here that call him "nice." It should also be noted that, since I've returned, I've seen TNUK pick fights with multiple members here (including an attempt to instigate me via PM), and from what I've skimmed of older threads, this has been recurring behaviour since... well, forever. Could somebody please shed some light on the reason WHY TNUK hasn't been permanently banned from this place already? Because I am seriously just dumbfounded by the fact.

I'm willing to allow spam if it makes me laugh, but there does seem to have been an abundance of non-hilarious spam in on-topic recently.

I agree with this. "Someone cracking too many jokes here and there" is NOT in the same ballpark as "People filling up multiple consecutive pages in a thread by using it as a personal chat room." But I've already argued my defense in other threads, and I don't care to reiterate the point again. I'm through with responding to people who dismiss everything I have to say as spam; I respectfully disagree, and let's leave it at that. And somehow, the beloved Km73 was grouped into the same list, too! She's barely even been posting recently (she didn't even make the top 20 posters this week)!! But the almighty TNUK doesn't care for THE WAY SHE WRITES, so hey, fuck everything she has to say, right? roll eyes

I would argue that the main problem here has been a lack of presence from the mods and admins of late. No offense to any of the staff here since I think they do a fantastic job, but activity here has increased lately and the staff haven't been consistently active enough to keep the newbies in line. The American Dad thread, for example, exceeded 20 pages days ago, and is still open as I write this. Perhaps this is what needs to be revised, as opposed to making extended, abusive posts attacking others?

Post of the month.  Winner hands down is Beamer.
Monster_Robot_Maniac

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #235 on: 10-22-2013 04:17 »

I agree that the post you quoted is winner-worthy; However, Beamer already won POTM very recently, so It's unlikely he'll win again so soon.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #236 on: 10-22-2013 05:55 »

All votes for Beamer can go to The Hippie Toad 4.0 instead. I let him represent me sometimes; mostly in business meetings.

Incidentally, I have been fired 140 times. tongue
My Manwich

Liquid Emperor
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« Reply #237 on: 10-22-2013 09:03 »

I agree that the post you quoted is winner-worthy; However, Beamer already won POTM very recently, so It's unlikely he'll win again so soon.

Well, If I get the chance I'm voting for Beamer's rant post.
Beamer

Space Pope
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« Reply #238 on: 10-22-2013 15:18 »

This made me chuckle:

It is quite hard to tell when he's joking, considering the terrible wrap hes been getting

When I get a bad wrap, people know I'm not joking. I'm serious about my lunches.

smile
stum

Starship Captain
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« Reply #239 on: 10-22-2013 16:45 »

If I made that joke someone would criticize me for "trolling".
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