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coldangel

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« Reply #720 on: 12-23-2012 04:17 »

Best non-written response to a question:

White and milk choc chip shortbreads... Maz, where do you live?


Mr Snrub

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« Reply #721 on: 12-23-2012 23:38 »

TheMadCapper

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« Reply #722 on: 12-24-2012 00:39 »

They had to do that whole extra layer just for Gimli.

In movie budget terms, that was probably a few thousand dollars.
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #723 on: 12-24-2012 14:29 »

I love you Snrub.

Oh, well. There's always 13/13/2013.
Lousy Smarch weather!
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #724 on: 12-31-2012 19:54 »

*Bump*

Woah, I knew about time zones but I didn't know some places were a whole year ahead of us! eek
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #725 on: 12-31-2012 23:35 »

I'm so slow. I only just noticed SGB in the corner.  hmpf
Mr Snrub

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« Reply #726 on: 01-01-2013 00:41 »
« Last Edit on: 01-01-2013 12:36 by ShepherdofShark »

He's very modest. He knows the hobbit Frodo and co. deserve most of the attention.

*SoS justifies his edit thusly:
THE hobbit is not in that picture.
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #727 on: 01-01-2013 04:21 »

Yes, during the journey I'm usually in the back or making beds. I was kinda the made...
futurefreak

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« Reply #728 on: 01-01-2013 04:50 »

I'll have an online cake ready for you TMC!
Sounds delicious! Have it made in the shape of a lobster, please.
And make sure it's a disgusting, drooling lobster.

I nominate all of you, all of you! laff
Tachyon

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« Reply #729 on: 01-02-2013 09:59 »

Have the done the spider forest part yet, or is that the next one, or the one of the eleven after that? frown

It's in The Hobbit There And Back Again Episode V: The Spider Forest Part I.

coffeeBot

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« Reply #730 on: 01-14-2013 20:50 »

Sparkeanor Barky misspells a word in a title of a relationship thread.  Now filled with dread.
This thread is where all the lonely people are coming from.
Woah woah woah.  Correlation doesn't necessarily imply causation.  Maybe this is just where all the lonely people belong.
Nah, they obviously belong in the church where they'll die and be buried along with their names. Too bad nobody will come, though.

Best thing I've ever read on this message board. I love you all.
winna

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« Reply #731 on: 01-15-2013 10:09 »

*narrows eyes and huskily whispers a threat at winna* Fair game.
Tachyon

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« Reply #732 on: 01-21-2013 08:11 »


Feelings are like caterpillars crawling on your brain. They're soft and squishy, but if you poke one it'll spit poison at you.

Or something. You have to take into account hormones, with are just nasty.

winna

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« Reply #733 on: 01-22-2013 07:15 »

He can certainly make people feel quite warm.
And has that ability, to comfort and soothe sincere sphere like slipping into a warm bath soak in the tub.

p.s.,  ---`--,---{@  for the pink rose.

I carefully gripped the skin on the back of my hand with the rusty pliers, lovingly washed in my own urine and lymph. As I increased the force with which I pulled, the skin began to tear, with red drops welling up from the wound. The skin pulled backward in a narrowing V shape until the flap of skin ended in a point, leaving a beautiful crimson teardrop torn out of my arm. I flexed and extended my fingers in a slow repetitive motion, to keep the blood flowing. As it dripped and trailed off from my fist, the red fluid made delightful little happy hissing and popping sounds as each droplet landed in the frying pan, mixing with my tears.

Soon the sauce would be ready.
winna

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« Reply #734 on: 01-23-2013 18:05 »

Let's give this thread a rest to give Freako a realistic chance to stay on PEEL.

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
winna

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« Reply #735 on: 01-24-2013 12:19 »

Rabble rabble rabble rabble PEEL. Rimble rabble rabble rabble thread. Ramble rimble ramble ramble gay sex. Rabble rabble rabblity-rabble idiot.
M0le

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« Reply #736 on: 01-24-2013 13:27 »

Hey, I'm testing something too. A new tone in my posts. I'm going for more...solemn.

I snriggered and smrirked.
winna

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« Reply #737 on: 01-25-2013 08:06 »

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)

( ͡- ͜ʖ ͡-)

( ͡ ͜ʖ ͡)
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« Reply #738 on: 01-26-2013 19:10 »

Nice one, Unmentionable

Said no one, ever.
Googzeez

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« Reply #739 on: 01-26-2013 22:43 »

Fry & I are in the living room. I say "Wanna drink beer in our underpants?"
Mr Snrub

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« Reply #740 on: 01-27-2013 00:06 »

Curses, beat me to it.
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #741 on: 01-28-2013 08:37 »

Quote from: hobbitboy
Err... um... I'm having internet connection problems at the moment which will probably delay my regular contribution to this thread by a day or three (at least).
Sorry for any inconvenience this may cause. frown


Tachyon

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« Reply #742 on: 01-29-2013 21:16 »

I have tons of guy aquantances because guys are just easier to talk to and I have no Idea why.

Hello there! I'm a person who possesses a vagina. How 'bout that weather? What did you have for breakfast today? Did you know that the human head weighs 8 lbs?

See, you're 'talking' with me! That was pretty easy, wasn't it?



and possession is 9/10 of the law.  Or something...

DannyJC13

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« Reply #743 on: 01-30-2013 01:00 »

Intelligence 3
Laziness 8
Leadership 4
Strength 5
True Sexuality ???
Mr Snrub

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« Reply #744 on: 01-31-2013 22:41 »

On SGB's latest pic of himself:
When did Macaulay Culkin join PEEL?
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #745 on: 02-01-2013 00:05 »

But we already got our own bonds, like!

The perfect response to my self-indulgent post. Plus, the Fry video that followed was funny.
Tachyon

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« Reply #746 on: 02-01-2013 00:59 »

*PEEL! Corrupting children via the internet since 2000!*

Don't worry, you'll turn out fine. Just look at Randi........ wtf?



ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #747 on: 02-01-2013 01:31 »
« Last Edit on: 02-01-2013 07:38 »

Kwik rimynda two o'bay da rulez. Pleez inclood a phunny kwote oar phase deleshun.
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #748 on: 02-01-2013 23:08 »

Isn't that tnuk's .gif?

Yep.

Please don't hit me tnuk.
winna

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« Reply #749 on: 02-02-2013 10:04 »

Responding with "______ makes me sexually aroused" makes me sexually aroused.
winna

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« Reply #750 on: 02-06-2013 01:15 »

Indeed.  That's be worse than your balls drying out.

They'll be fine, just keep them cool. I kept some in the fridge for years, and they still shot straight.

Frozen ones should get you field-banned, though.
Googzeez

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« Reply #751 on: 02-07-2013 04:15 »

I'm lucky that my state is about to legalize pot, because I'd need to be really fucking high to understand this thread.
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« Reply #752 on: 02-07-2013 04:23 »

Argh, beat me to it!

Also, this:

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« Reply #753 on: 02-07-2013 05:11 »

Unmentionable's mannerisms remind me of how Michael Jackson was portrayed in "South Park".

Quote from: Michael Jackson in "South Park"
Ignorant! You're all being ignorant!

Am I the only one who finds that billboard kinda creepy?
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« Reply #754 on: 02-07-2013 05:13 »
« Last Edit on: 02-07-2013 06:42 »

Am I the only one who finds that billboard kinda creepy?

If you want, I'll scribble it on the wall of a public restroom. Would that be better? tongue

EDIT
This made me laugh:


And nothing of value was lost.

Actually, I think the value of PEEL just increased a smidge.

I'm definitely nominating Frida for this month.
Gorky

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« Reply #755 on: 02-07-2013 19:52 »

I'm kind of sad he's gone, actually. PEEL is kind of like the world; it's made up of a bunch a different people, like



Kooky kitty kraving kmmies, or



...Possible child molester rape porn artists, or...



...Pan-sexual pseudo sluts, or...



...sardonic, British snark monsters, or even...



egotistical teenagers with an obsession for overrated hairstyles.

But what I'm trying to say is; Unmentionable didn't deserve the treatment he got, no matter how amusing it was. None of us are perfect, no matter how heard we try to be. Unmentionable was just an example of how far a society can go before an individual is ostracized.

Or he was legitimately insane and he's gone for the good of the rest of us. But that's Social Darwinism, so whatever.


No lie, I really appreciated this post. Well-said, Nibbs.
DannyJC13

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« Reply #756 on: 02-07-2013 20:40 »

Is that grey area some sort of science fiction magnetosphere around them which you added for artistic accentuation?
winna

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« Reply #757 on: 02-11-2013 22:46 »

They usually help me with things in a lesser scale, but they don't deliver when I would for them. The most I can do is try to mold to the shape of the situation. Adjusting is something I am very familiar with. I've had to move houses, I've switched friend groups, and I developed a secretive schedule so I could cut. Through thick and thin, I am like the water in a plastic bottle. No matter which way the bottle is pressed or changed, I will always fold to it respectively.

Whilst I admire your ability to change, I somehow feel that it's not necessarily a good thing. I've moved about a lot, I've changed schools, moved away from home for uni, fucked up and moved back, and had to basically start all over again. A year ago, I had a solid group of friends, then I dated one, broke up with him and proceeded to fall in love with his best friend. Group broken, friendships lost, life uprooted.

It's okay to be willing to change, but it's not okay when doing that causes you to struggle. I could have decided to ignore how I felt about things when I started seeing my boyfriend, but he's the best thing that's ever happened to me and I'm glad that I wasn't willing to give that up. I wouldn't be happy now if I had decided to "mold" to the way that people were expecting me to be.

You're at an awkward age, SGB, where things change a lot and friends aren't always the best that they could be. It's a combination of a lack of experience and everyone being in the process of working out what they want. You're all going to go through different experiences, and you're all going to drift in ways, but it's important to remember that the friends who are worth it will always be there in some way.

Don't let your friends define you, be who you are and be the best person you can be, and you'll get through things. And you don't need a schedule to cut, just stop bloody doing it tongue
sparkybarky

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« Reply #758 on: 02-12-2013 03:19 »

I don't know why, it just made me giggle:

Moral: Don't shove shards of glass up your cooter.

And

...it's so nice to unwind with a bubble bath and some wild, kinky-ass sex (as opposed to kinky ass-sex, although I suppose whatever floats your boat). What more could a woman ask for than that?

I think a theme is emerging here... shifty
boasel

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« Reply #759 on: 02-13-2013 16:46 »

My eyeballs hate you. As do my regular balls.
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