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SpaceMaN

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« Reply #560 on: 04-14-2012 07:06 »

Incidentally I find the entire concept of "political correctness" completely and utterly retarded
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« Reply #561 on: 04-15-2012 13:19 »
« Last Edit on: 04-17-2012 07:37 »

Does anyone know where I can legally download the song 'Cherry Man' by The Wannadies? I can't find it on iTunes or Amazon or anywhere...
Check your PM box. I think you'll find it helpful.
Not sure if srs or just tnukmail.

Another one. DrT is becoming very underrated methinks

You could have kept growing it and sold it to a wig maker so you'd have the money to move away from your horrible parents frown
...Only to learn that they had sold their hair to a wig maker to move away from Randi.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #562 on: 04-18-2012 09:20 »

Freako sayz
"tell maz that they don't allow any kind of blade shaped object at the hospital
"because people would cut themselves
on purpose"
but they allow them access to the internet? Logic fail there. Have they SEEN the internet?

I cut myself on the internet all the time!

Just Maz, btw. The other two are quoted for context and I couldn't be bothered nesting them.
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« Reply #563 on: 04-18-2012 11:21 »

I was going to nominate that Maz one too, that post was great.
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #564 on: 04-18-2012 13:26 »

All the talking in this thread has totally killed my boner.

Oh wait, it's coming back. There we go.
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« Reply #565 on: 04-19-2012 20:48 »


This is top notch POTM material, of the first water!

In this adventure, our eponymous hero discovers a surprise after a long days toiling in the Software Engineering mines...

totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #566 on: 04-19-2012 20:51 »

Unfortunately you can be raped many times.

There are four things that are always brilliant.

Rape, murder, arson, and rape.
Gopher

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« Reply #567 on: 04-19-2012 20:55 »

Really? Of all the brilliant posts I've made in the last month, that's the one you nominate? Really?
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« Reply #568 on: 04-19-2012 21:41 »

There is one thing that is always awful.

Serial comma.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #569 on: 04-20-2012 08:13 »

Yeah tnuk thinks rape, murder, arson, and rape are the best.

Truly proof that he must always be taken literally. Nevermind that his lady love would eviscerate him.
winna

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« Reply #570 on: 04-20-2012 10:43 »

1/4 of a page deleted. I'm sure there's a reason why extended chat and discussion is largely prohibited here.

Oh yeah, we actually have a message board for that (and a pretty damn good one). Use it.
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #571 on: 04-22-2012 16:52 »


No, this will be the definitive sign heralding the arrival of the end:



ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #572 on: 04-25-2012 20:18 »

Non-American bacon is scary. I am scared.

And here I thought we were all on the same page for all this time. I would say "bacon is awesome" and my british and canadian friends would agree. Now it turns out we weren't even talking about the same thing. So much for cultural understanding...I now officially hate all cultures aside from my own*!

*And also my own, for the most part.
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« Reply #573 on: 04-27-2012 22:08 »

Someone just listed their entire Toynami collection. Sooo when you asked how much they'd be worth nacirema...that's how much someone thinks they are worth. I am tempted to individually itemize each piece and see how close they are...
Im a very sarcastic person, Im sure that'll come across more on here in the future smile for that price I expect the guy to personally deliver them to my door and give me a hand job
Hahaha...ain't that the truth.
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« Reply #574 on: 04-30-2012 19:01 »

TheAnvil thinks that The Simpsons is better than ever. Their opinion on whether or not a comedy cartoon's quality is beginning to wane is invalid.
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« Reply #575 on: 05-02-2012 00:46 »
« Last Edit on: 05-25-2012 20:25 by ShepherdofShark »




Quote the Nibbs:
While I often associate tnuk with cats, you, sir, are no raven.

Nevermore.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #576 on: 05-02-2012 23:10 »

[IMG*]http://AWESOME GIF[/img]
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #577 on: 05-04-2012 01:12 »

Give a cold man a fire, he'll be warm for a day. Set a cold man on fire, he'll be warm for the rest of his life.
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« Reply #578 on: 05-04-2012 02:57 »

UrinalLegume, that's an old joke, not anything he came up with on his own.
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #579 on: 05-04-2012 03:07 »

I thought that might be the case, but it was still amusing. smile
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« Reply #580 on: 05-04-2012 03:21 »

I'm pretty sure it was originally said by Terry Pratchett. Or whoever he stole it from. wink
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« Reply #581 on: 05-04-2012 05:48 »

Don't forget to scroll down and nominate here, everyone (or rather, a few people and myself).
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« Reply #582 on: 05-04-2012 23:38 »
« Last Edit on: 05-04-2012 23:40 »

Bend-err for this post from 2 years ago...

Just Chris? I remember that name... woah.

I don't.

no shit, you weren't even born 5 years ago.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #583 on: 05-04-2012 23:42 »

  • Make sure your link/quote is for the relevant month, although as long as it is recent that shouldn't be a problem.
You really should kind of UNDERSTAND what this thread is for before you try and use it.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #584 on: 05-04-2012 23:57 »

may the 4th be with you!
More proof that unfunny things remain unfunny no matter how many times you say them.
Oh lighten up :P

For boasel's light heartedness, not Frisky's cynicism.

See how it works, Donny?
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« Reply #585 on: 05-04-2012 23:59 »

I nominate that same quote but FOR Frisco's cynicism. love
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #586 on: 05-05-2012 00:32 »
« Last Edit on: 05-05-2012 01:10 by ShepherdofShark »

I was SO going to eliminate your doublepost, SoSypants. I was looking for the edit button and everything.

You have no power here, Capper the Gray. Although you have earned yourself a nom worthy post post, yet lost within a quote of yourself. Can you be sure you really said it?

Bwahahahahaha!.
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« Reply #587 on: 05-07-2012 11:05 »

While I often associate tnuk with cats, you, sir, are no raven.

Nevermore.
Edgar Allen Poe would be rolling underneath the floorboards.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #588 on: 05-09-2012 02:26 »

SoS: Get away from this thread you BITCH!

Neeed to remember this. Shiftyfaz has deserving shit going on etc/
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #589 on: 05-12-2012 10:38 »

I hope you didn't wear a condom, Danny! Condoms are for suckers.
and you all didn't think he deserves it.
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« Reply #590 on: 05-15-2012 22:32 »

SO many...

DrThunder88 is becoming grossly underrated now...

This could be the baby and wiener dog caper of the century!





And I've only gotten 2 records framed out of 11.
2 out of 11?  That has to be some kind of record!

I love how they think hugging is the most serious thing in a relationship. That is just adorable.
IT'S NOT?!

and throw a svip in here for good measure

Pumpkinpie: you're lucky SGB has a girlfriend already tongue
(His girlfriend is not.)
km73

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« Reply #591 on: 05-16-2012 08:17 »
« Last Edit on: 05-16-2012 08:34 »

He was certainly never underrated by me...  Thunderrated, maybe, you know; now that's a different story  Oh, your gloodness, I so completely conpurrcur with the bouncy pussy gem though; I had been thinking the autre day to put that in here myself! eek  Cutest haters-meme-thing ever that I've personally seen and it raised quite the pleasederish smile, from me, a whiles ago, when I saw it.

plus also, it reminds me of that little game I linked once, Sushi Cat.

..The "record" pun did cause me a chortle or three too; but then it would.

whilst I'm here affirming thunderous things then,

I'm eating a salad right now, and it's like my brain is having a fucking orgasm!!!  This salad is so fucking delicious, that I am satiated with excitement, fulfillment, and pure pleasured happiness!!!!!!

...Ok?

I wish my bayonet matches resulted in a Duke Nukem Forever. hmpf
UnrealLegend

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« Reply #592 on: 05-18-2012 02:03 »

Allow me to give PEEL a look into the mind of a Xanfor:

Ponies. big grin
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #593 on: 05-20-2012 10:09 »
« Last Edit on: 05-20-2012 18:20 »




Also this:
The Cat in the Cat

You watch cat porn?

I spotted the error myself, but couldn't think of an appropriate jibe. Well done, Donny Danny.
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« Reply #594 on: 05-21-2012 06:26 »

Let's get this straight! If you want Futurama S&M, you talk to me! If you want alien/time-shifted/just plain weird sex, Freako is your man.  shifty
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« Reply #595 on: 05-23-2012 04:18 »

I know it's got the overall statistics, but I'm more interested in last week. I guess I could sift through 100 posts and do it myself, but hobbitboy might have some sort of magical wizard power that does it automatically. Or something.

You mean a spreadsheet? big grin
Spreadsheets are my favorite computer game.  It's like Minecraft with numbers.
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« Reply #596 on: 05-27-2012 09:49 »

A man slapping precious Leela? How vulgar! Here comes KurtPicachu... big grin
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« Reply #597 on: 06-06-2012 00:36 »
« Last Edit on: 06-24-2012 15:01 by ShepherdofShark »



Moderators can feel free to delete my posts in this thread now. smile

Consarn it, winna, you've been trolling me too successfully lately!
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« Reply #598 on: 06-08-2012 05:51 »

I'm exactly 6 feet tall. Tall enough to be over average, while still short enough to headbutt winna in the trachea. Pretty much ideal, in my opinion.
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« Reply #599 on: 06-08-2012 19:12 »

Great idea.  Give Derek a blowjob for me.
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