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Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #520 on: 03-12-2012 20:25 »
« Last Edit on: 03-12-2012 21:11 »

Discussing TMC's picture of him about to eat a cat...

You missed a fantastic "eating pussy" joke, but you aren't even biting the cat.

For shame.

I am so writing an unfunny webcomic called Willy the Pussy now. 

*brb composing themetune*
Ah, I haven't seen much of Goldfish lately, big grin.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #521 on: 03-12-2012 20:29 »

I replied to that post, stating that I don't consider it a missed opportunity but rather a crass joke best left untold.
Gopher

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« Reply #522 on: 03-12-2012 20:29 »

There's no accounting for taste.
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« Reply #523 on: 03-12-2012 20:37 »

There's no accounting for taste.

That's a stupid opinion!
Gopher

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« Reply #524 on: 03-12-2012 21:02 »

Stupid, but correct.

What can I say, it's a stupid universe.
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« Reply #525 on: 03-12-2012 21:09 »

Me and you and you and me
No matter how they toss the dice, it has to be
The derpy one for me is you, and you for me
So derpy together

So derpy together
How is the weather
So derpy together
We're derpy together

To the tune of "Happy Together", by The Turtles.
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #526 on: 03-14-2012 04:27 »

That.....is insane.

Call me boring, but aren't orgasms fun enough without throwing the risk of death into the mix? It's like enjoying a really delicious sandwich and then saying "you know what would make this taste better? Stabbing myself while I eat it!"
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« Reply #527 on: 03-14-2012 10:47 »
« Last Edit on: 03-14-2012 21:55 »

The only hero in Twilight is the end credits.

I'm 14 today, and I'm really hoping I'm getting the gifts I asked for.
Your testicles to drop?
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #528 on: 03-15-2012 03:20 »

They come to talk to fellow Futurama fans.
Well, PEEL has taught me 80% of Futurama fans are assholes.
I see you already prepared your POTM acceptance speech...
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #529 on: 03-16-2012 22:05 »

Semicolons increase your e-penis by 50cm.

Code:
;)
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« Reply #530 on: 03-17-2012 01:32 »

Finally, I saw that Sine Wave had made the list a few times, and decided to produce the following graph for my own amusement.
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #531 on: 03-18-2012 15:06 »

Talking about the Australia Thread:
I tend to bump it whenever there is a dumb story about Australia in the news, so I can ridicule your country further.  That's how I get off.
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« Reply #532 on: 03-18-2012 18:45 »

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Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #533 on: 03-21-2012 01:12 »

God bless Gopher and his great sense of humor!
because jesus fucking loves football, as do both other aspects of god that make up the trinity. Why do you think he rested on Sunday? Football!
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« Reply #534 on: 03-21-2012 06:09 »

I've Heard This Before, Thought It Was Worth Posting! smile

Christians: Derpa Derpa

Jews:Derpa Kerpa

Muslims:DerpaLerpaDerpaKerpa

Atheists: Scientific Knowledge

Catholics: Derpa Mea Culpa Derpa

Brilliant. laff
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« Reply #535 on: 03-22-2012 19:40 »

It always fascinated me that the most rabid anti-religion people take the bible just as literally as the most rabid anti-evolution creationists.

Truthiness in motion! Fluid, seamless, beautiful Gopher-y motion.
Gorky

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« Reply #536 on: 03-23-2012 16:29 »

Cool thing about these things is that I get dizzy if I don't take them regularly - it's a biological alarm clock!

For some reason, this really tickled me.
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« Reply #537 on: 03-23-2012 23:02 »

Other religions were sacrificing human beings left and right as offerings to their gods.

"So God … declared an end to sin’s control over us by giving his Son as a sacrifice for our sins."
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« Reply #538 on: 03-24-2012 09:05 »

Very clever, winna. You sure did draw a parallel between human sacrifice and God himself being a willing sacrifice. For whatever that's worth.
cyber_turnip

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« Reply #539 on: 03-26-2012 04:08 »

I say just pull your pants down and lay a huge deuce on the floor in the middle of the ceremony.

lol poo
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« Reply #540 on: 03-26-2012 14:12 »
« Last Edit on: 03-26-2012 15:30 by ShepherdofShark »

Upon re-watching, the Queen seemed to be drawn in a completely different style from the usual characters (the "Groening look": big eyes, overbite, etc). It's like watching an episode of "Friends" and seeing a black person there ...

ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #541 on: 03-26-2012 15:33 »

1/4 of a page deleted. I'm sure there's a reason why extended chat and discussion is largely prohibited here.

Oh yeah, we actually have a message board for that (and a pretty damn good one). Use it.
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« Reply #542 on: 03-27-2012 23:49 »
« Last Edit on: 03-27-2012 23:51 »

How often do I choke the snake? Hehehe, I'd say about twice a week.

I bet he wacks it to naked drawings of Leela and then cries.

Wow. I didn't think it was possible for a chick to fap more than me, and I'm doing it right now! eek
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #543 on: 03-28-2012 00:10 »

Should we, like, breed or something?

Seeing as you're all females...you could give it a shot. The rest of us will just watch.
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #544 on: 03-28-2012 19:10 »

The Australian high horse is also know as the Toobumbalog.

Love the idea of the Australian High Horse being a species.
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« Reply #545 on: 03-30-2012 17:41 »

He's meisterPOOP.

The poor man's winna.
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« Reply #546 on: 03-30-2012 19:27 »

I am not going to pick a side, here. I agree with both Tnuk and Welshy. I agree with everything that either of them have ever said.

I know this is from over a week ago, but it's still this month and it's classic FishyJoe...
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« Reply #547 on: 03-30-2012 21:17 »

I wish I could sleep til noon. Ever since I removed bins from my room my I can't hide from the sun anymore, so I am woken up every day between 9 and 10 am mad

Pro tip: Install curtains (or "drapes" as you Americans like to call them). You can even match them to the carpet if you like.

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« Reply #548 on: 04-02-2012 19:39 »
« Last Edit on: 04-11-2012 15:01 by ShepherdofShark »



Leno-man picture

The hell is with his jaw? Is Jay Leno under there?
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« Reply #549 on: 04-04-2012 23:26 »

Time to test the new UBB tags.

Ingestion of 25cm3 of 2M CuSO4 (aq) is not recommended.

Wooooooooooooooo!
Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #550 on: 04-06-2012 00:04 »

Talking about Zoidberg's middle name...
As per the book of Silence of the Clamps, chapter 18, verses 15-17*, it is "(bleep)ing". Not "fucking".

May Zoidberg bless you and keep you, and make his face to shine upon you, and be crustacean unto you.

*18 minutes and 15-17 seconds into the episode. I checked.
Otis P Jivefunk

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« Reply #551 on: 04-06-2012 13:25 »

Half of your post is total downright bullshit. Sp/Futurama collection? Pff. Was it you who crapped in the urinal?
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« Reply #552 on: 04-06-2012 13:41 »
« Last Edit on: 04-06-2012 18:57 by ShepherdofShark »

That's a South Park reference, Otis. You probably already knew that, but I remember you saying you didn't really watch it... So yeah... laff

Also:

Cobain:

Brain:

Unusual stain:

ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #553 on: 04-06-2012 19:00 »

Quick reminder, cause a few people seem to be forgetting this:


  • If it's a picture you're quoting, a link will do. There's no point filling this thread up with funny pictures, we already have a thread for that.

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« Reply #554 on: 04-06-2012 20:40 »

I enjoyed that very much so as well big grin
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« Reply #555 on: 04-08-2012 16:24 »

Möbius Dicks,

no no

There is no such episode, clearly he is creating a nightmare scenario.
SpaceMaN

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« Reply #556 on: 04-09-2012 02:20 »

Still, he's getting what he wants out of this game and there's something to be said for that.

Sex with old dead people?  Gerontophiliac necrophiliac?
Gerontophiliac necrophiliac?

...I never want to read and/or see those words or actions together again. Ever.
You made me read it twice because you quoted it, you bastard!...
Then my work here is done.

That's my boy!
Nibblonian Leader

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« Reply #557 on: 04-09-2012 02:33 »

NASCAR doesn't understand me!

That's my... Thirty-something honorably mentioned state-neighbor!

Solid Gold Bender

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« Reply #558 on: 04-09-2012 21:53 »

That's what you get when  Kif, a mutant and a tree decide to make a baby together.

A treesome?...
Gorky

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« Reply #559 on: 04-11-2012 14:54 »

It could have been worse.  They could have said the glasses made you look like you have a great personality!

Story of my life, Doctor!
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