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DannyJC13

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« Reply #360 on: 11-17-2011 17:03 »

Also, he's one of the few characters who isn't retarded in some way or another.
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« Reply #361 on: 11-17-2011 17:49 »

Coldangel's entire post was really quite profound. I now claim his opinion as my own.
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« Reply #362 on: 11-20-2011 01:15 »

Then the Grinch Freako got an idea! An awful idea! Freako got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" Freako laughed in his throat. And he made a quick picture and started to gloat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Freako trick! In this torch-disguised tube, one can insert his dick!"

Oh, I'm so sorry. Carry on.
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« Reply #363 on: 11-20-2011 05:22 »

Coldangel's entire post was really quite profound. I now claim his opinion as my own.
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« Reply #364 on: 11-20-2011 11:53 »

Don't you have pants to not wear?

Then the Grinch Freako got an idea! An awful idea! Freako got a wonderful, awful idea! "I know just what to do!" Freako laughed in his throat. And he made a quick picture and started to gloat. And he chuckled, and clucked, "What a great Freako trick! In this torch-disguised tube, one can insert his dick!"

Oh, I'm so sorry. Carry on.

Second.
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« Reply #365 on: 11-21-2011 19:32 »

We would improve the posting quality dramatically by simply preventing all Americans from having access to this forum so that's a small victory. :3
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« Reply #366 on: 11-22-2011 07:49 »

To be honest, that article just describes why you're the problem.  This is absolutely the norm.  Expecting radical change has never occurred through your right to vote.  That doesn't mean that voting isn't important.

The real problem is that so many people seem to think that things occurring on a national or international level are significantly affecting them.  If most people spent half the time they used for electing the president to understand the local politics in their home environment, the world would be a better place.  If you don't know where you live, how can you possibly be concerned with the problems concerning people thousands of miles away from you?
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« Reply #367 on: 11-23-2011 03:40 »
« Last Edit on: 11-23-2011 23:10 by ShepherdofShark »

With the relevant pic, it's hilarious. Moderator makes picture rule exception in this case. It was that good.


<Can't tell if cop>

<Or just some prick in the same model car>
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« Reply #368 on: 11-23-2011 20:00 »

7. Leela's Biggest Fan
No one.  Leela is a dumb bitch.
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« Reply #369 on: 11-23-2011 22:14 »

In the "How Do You Want to Die" thread:
The same way I was born: Screaming, naked and smeared in blood
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« Reply #370 on: 11-26-2011 00:23 »

* Ralph Snart applies ambiguous statement to Test Thread.

* PEEL replies! PEEL replies! PEEL replies! PEEL replies! PEEL replies! PEEL replies! PEEL replies!

* Ralph Snart wields a blessed +2 virgin.

* Ralph Snart replies!

* PEEL looks healthier.

laff
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« Reply #371 on: 11-27-2011 19:10 »

In episode III: RotS, the first Death Star is under construction, but doesn't become operational until IV: A New Hope, about twenty years later. Yet only, what... a year or two after that, in RotJ, they have the replacement up and running? Were they building two at the same time or what?

Like all of life's great questions, the answer can be found in the movie Contact:
"Why build one when you could build two for twice the price?"
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« Reply #372 on: 11-27-2011 20:14 »

* Xanfor makes sound effects about Pastafarianism.

Avast! Slurp slurp, gobble gobble, munch munch slurp!

R'amen.

Oh, Xanfor. Why must you be so awesome?
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« Reply #373 on: 11-27-2011 23:28 »


It's a "v" with rampaging boner, what do you expect?

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« Reply #374 on: 11-30-2011 07:28 »

Hah, I remember that episode. Kirk ripped the big guy's cock off and ran away with it. Guy's left wandering the planet for eons searching for his lost manhood. Meanwhile Kirk nailed it to the wall of the crew rec-room on the Enterprise and everybody good a good laugh out of it... except Sulu, who was strangely mesmerised.
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« Reply #375 on: 12-01-2011 18:18 »

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« Reply #376 on: 12-03-2011 10:04 »

..Okay, now I'm putting them both in here.

You're petting your cat one day.  You love your kitty a lot.  You give her a big hug, and she gets upset because she doesn't like having your face in her face.  You pet her, and you scratch her little kitty cat head.  You both hop around the house on all the legs you have left.  You scratch that cat's chin, as she enjoys that.  She is a purr.  Three point nine two one four seven times ten to the seventeenth power kilograms of asteroids spread and splash across the earth.

<3 kmlet

love
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« Reply #377 on: 12-04-2011 10:33 »
« Last Edit on: 12-04-2011 10:37 »

I know how to make love.

Until proven otherwise, it's always a safe bet to blame winna.

Incredibly so! Nothing like running through a digital tundra, screaming at mammoths and tables.

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« Reply #378 on: 12-04-2011 16:17 »

I wanted to make a joke about TMC's post along the lines of the one SoS made, but his was infinitely superior to anything I would have come up with. Nom-worthy indeed.

I don't bother with the music thread, and typically I keep out of the religious argument thread. Altogether different reasons for avoiding them though.

Yeah, one's a real nest of vipers where everyone is 100% sure where they stand but can't actually back up their views completely without descending into personal abuse. And then there's the religion thread.
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« Reply #379 on: 12-04-2011 23:48 »

Gorky is cool. I just entered this thread to post the exact same thing she did. smile
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« Reply #380 on: 12-06-2011 06:07 »


It should be noted for the record that I went through the trouble of cross-quoting this on my iPhone.
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« Reply #381 on: 12-06-2011 14:57 »

spira + aslate = spira's late!  Oh no.  She'd better hurry.

(also scurry).

Clever, clever woman.
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« Reply #382 on: 12-06-2011 14:58 »

To be fair, this was as clever:

* kmpari imagines booze and coffee 'mixing'

Ah, pointless innuendo.

Hmmm.
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« Reply #383 on: 12-06-2011 22:14 »

spira + aslate = spira's late!  Oh no.  She'd better hurry.

(also scurry).

Clever, clever woman.
I think you meant something else...
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« Reply #384 on: 12-08-2011 17:43 »
« Last Edit on: 12-10-2011 21:30 »

If the Simpsons movie could get away with underage penis, Futurama should be able to get away with mutant nipple.

Where's his massive lobster cock? And why is Leela not all over it?

On another note, an anagram of "Spiro Agnew" is "Grow a penis."

You're entitled to your opinion, but it's wrong...
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« Reply #385 on: 12-11-2011 18:27 »

Also suppose that Nutmeg is some sort of deviant.

Everything is better out of context.
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« Reply #386 on: 12-13-2011 17:23 »

I have the mind of Christ. 

Did you just call Jesus a retard?
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« Reply #387 on: 12-14-2011 21:48 »

Yeah, it's egocentric, but I don't care.

That'll do, Shark. That'll do.
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« Reply #388 on: 12-18-2011 02:21 »

So he's not an attentionwhore, we're just a bunch of attentionrapists?
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« Reply #389 on: 12-18-2011 03:34 »

Laughed out loud.

Not sure how you can strap someone to a light beam, but whatever.

I said laser, not laser beam, jackass. Lrn2differentiate between a coherent light emission and the device involved in the production of it.

Or just learn to differentiate. A little calculus might do you good.
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« Reply #390 on: 12-21-2011 14:31 »

Appreciate that many of you put me before that girl from California! The rest of you, do you really think these votes are anonymous? See you in the Thunderdome!

laff
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« Reply #391 on: 12-23-2011 12:36 »

Item 654973 - Drdn, soap dispenser.
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« Reply #392 on: 12-24-2011 03:16 »

Yup, nothing says, "Merry Christmas, Mom--sorry I failed algebra!" like filial butt sex.

Another one that's better out of context.
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« Reply #393 on: 12-25-2011 02:56 »

I have relatively small boobs.
I feel your pain.

Why?  I don't rightly know.
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« Reply #394 on: 12-26-2011 01:39 »

I have dalek socks. Compare your lives to mine and then... well, prepare to be exterminated.

Made me snicker.
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« Reply #395 on: 12-26-2011 06:11 »
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Great show, dusnt beat futurama
Neither does any show ever.

I think the relatively quick response is part of the reason why I find this to be way funnier than it should be.
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« Reply #396 on: 12-27-2011 04:28 »

Besides I usually abbreviate it to Ass Creed.

Same. I like calling Assassin's Creed Brotherhood "Ass Creed Bro Hood".
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« Reply #397 on: 12-30-2011 17:53 »

Now, for everybody's homework, I'd like you to initiate an explicit sexual conversation with one of your parents tonight. 
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« Reply #398 on: 12-30-2011 19:20 »

Sure, it's just not his own. He stole it from a llama some day after he walked home from the pub all drunk and bursting from the pub food he had. And there he saw it on the side of the road, a llama sitting there all alone questioning the reason why he was in Britain and not in South America. So tnuk snuck up on it and bashed the llama's head with the unicorn horn he always carries around with him, see a lick from it makes you feel all happy it is said. After the bashing tnuk saw the life of the llama fade away so he quickly took out an empty bottle and collected the life in it then continued his way home. Arriving there he took out the bottle again and put it on top of his mantelpiece as part of his proud collection.

And that boys and girls is how tnuk stole Christmas.

I can't believe it took me this long to find this gem. Awesome.
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« Reply #399 on: 12-30-2011 19:31 »

Josh, a White Russian is not better than sex. It's very good, but sex is far more likely to make you feel like you almost died for a second and really enjoy it. When alcohol makes you feel that way, it's just scary.
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