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coldangel

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« Reply #240 on: 09-03-2011 17:22 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2011 17:24 by coldangel_1 »

No, but I can nominate you for this one, 'cause it was quite nice.

I don't know what to say, this comment was just stupid. For "Frye and Lela 4evur" there are social networks which I hate.

That's kind of an unnecessarily antagonistic thing to say to someone who was praising users for their intelligent discourse. Pumpkinpie made a good point about the difference between many other 'shippy' fandoms and the rather more cerebral nature of Futurama fans and this forum in particular versus a great many others out there.
There was really no need to get nasty about it. The comment was complimentary.

I would go into this further, but I have to go and fuck your mother again.

Pumpkinpie: You're right, it is nice to see intelligent discussion.



It's funny because I really did fuck his mother.


Edit: Nominating this:

I got to take a poo!  That's what I gonna do!

Not number one, I'm talking number two, that's what I gotta stinky-do!
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« Reply #241 on: 09-03-2011 17:25 »

It's funny because I really did fuck his mother.

And I'm sure she enjoyed it thoroughly, as do all of the mothers you've fucked. Australian men are ultra virile, right? I mean, Crocodile Dundee seemed to get a lot of poon.
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« Reply #242 on: 09-03-2011 17:32 »

I got two women pregnant without even touching them. True story.
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« Reply #243 on: 09-03-2011 17:34 »

But a doctor touched them, ooooh yeah!
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« Reply #244 on: 09-03-2011 17:48 »

Actually they touched each other.

I'm not sure if they did for that purpose, but I'm sure they touch each other quite often. I hear lesbians do that.
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« Reply #245 on: 09-03-2011 17:50 »

Actually they touched each other.

I'm not sure if they did for that purpose, but I'm sure they touch each other quite often. I hear lesbians do that.

^I nominate this because it has lesbians in it.
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« Reply #246 on: 09-03-2011 17:53 »

I am pretty sure that those lesbians have lesbians in them too a lot of times.
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« Reply #247 on: 09-03-2011 17:54 »

Yo dawg, I herd u liek lesbians....
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« Reply #248 on: 09-03-2011 17:56 »

...so we put lesbians in your restaurants, so you can eat out while you eat out.
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« Reply #249 on: 09-03-2011 17:57 »

HAH!

I nominate that also^
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« Reply #250 on: 09-04-2011 10:49 »

I'm fairly new here, so I'm a little unsure of how this stuff works, but whatever. These two posts gave me a giggle:
My name isn't slick. It's JC13. DANNY FUCKING JC13!
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I'm not bothered by it personally. I flip people off all the time. You can't see it, but right now I'm giving the finger to some old lady in the street who is walking her dog.
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« Reply #251 on: 09-04-2011 13:47 »

Edit: Nominating this:

I got to take a poo!  That's what I gonna do!

Not number one, I'm talking number two, that's what I gotta stinky-do!

Really?
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« Reply #252 on: 09-04-2011 15:21 »

I LOLed.
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« Reply #253 on: 09-05-2011 14:55 »

I'll give this the recognition it deserves:

Let me come on to Randi in peace, goddamnit!
As long as you give me a towel afterwards... flirt
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« Reply #254 on: 09-05-2011 16:09 »

so that the younger people who watch Futuramy can keep watching it, while mum and dad stay up to watch filth.

Younger people can fuck off and die.
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« Reply #255 on: 09-05-2011 18:15 »

Maz said she loved me. So I reciprocated.
She replied with:

Now you are the one who is gay.

Heh big grin
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« Reply #256 on: 09-05-2011 19:29 »

Passing them generally doesn't hurt.  The fun is when they get stuck partway down...  a small rock with multiple little razor sharp crystals jammed into the wall of your ureter, alternately stabbing/dragging/scraping their way ever so slowly (days) down to your bladder. Of course the concentrated urine in the fresh cuts feels wonderful.  And to balance out the bouts of that beyond-excruciating pain, the blocked ureter backs up the liquid into the kidney and stretches out the top of the ureter from a diameter of a few mm to maybe 10-30 mm, feeling like the aching afterglow of someone having swung a bat into your kidney.  Don't forget the delightful sight of peeing out blood, too.

That's the real fun smile
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« Reply #257 on: 09-06-2011 02:24 »
« Last Edit on: 09-06-2011 02:28 »

Spira, you're Jewish?
My family likes to think we're Jewish. We're pretty terrible at being Jews.

Hopefully you're not so Jewish that you don't know the joy of bacon.
*that quote also wiki'd for future main page use.
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« Reply #258 on: 09-07-2011 04:49 »

This has to go here.

Finally, a Gorky sparklee. I am quite pleased.

Now that my self-obsession has been satiated, we can move on to talking about other PEELers. I nominate Bend-err and Svip.

I see your ruse there.

Gorky's Ruse
There was a PEELette with pizzazz and spunk,
She was both fair of skin and full of funk,
But a ravenous beast lurked within her fair mind,
Desperation for compliments fuelled her designs.

Not content with test threads bearing her name,
She sought to enthrall but tired of the game,
And passed the torch to a pony and duck,
(Neither of whom could give much of a fuck).

They passed back the focus with little mention,
And Gorky proceeded to bathe in attention.
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« Reply #259 on: 09-07-2011 05:15 »

True hate and insult is not found in curse words, but in sentences.  I am excellent at writing truly hateful entries without using a single curse word.  Not that I truly hate.
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« Reply #260 on: 09-07-2011 05:22 »

Perhaps it was the other way around...

Ya, I was lucky enough that there was an avatar to match up with the name. Thanks for the nomination Spaceman, Seth does need to eff off...
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« Reply #261 on: 09-07-2011 06:56 »


Thanks, DJC13.  Just glancing at the quote now, I hear it in Sam Neill's voice, with the pacing and tone from the scene in Jurassic Park I where he's describing a velociraptor's attack to the little kid...

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« Reply #262 on: 09-07-2011 07:14 »

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

This one actually just made my night haha big grin

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?
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« Reply #263 on: 09-07-2011 19:57 »

My grandfather died from Fall Madness. frown

I shouldn't laugh, but it really, really got me.
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« Reply #264 on: 09-07-2011 21:53 »

Quote from: coldangel
I said, you know what - fuck it, I'm done, and I put in my two-weeks notice.


Yeah! Now tell the other boss to shove it.
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« Reply #265 on: 09-08-2011 18:32 »

EVERYTHING suffers from a lack of gratuitous nudity.
* also wiki'd
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« Reply #266 on: 09-09-2011 17:15 »

I think I'll take you up on that, COCK!
James Bond noted in the novel 'Thunderball', that cold-turkey is ultimately the most successful way. And even though Ian Fleming ended up dying from too much smoking and drinking and was in no way an expert at how to quit things, I'd still take the advice of his fictional creation over some bearded fucktard from New York who thinks he has the right to WALTZ INTO SOMEONE ELSE'S DISCUSSION AND START OFFERING UNWANTED AND UNNEEDED ADVICE BASED ON SOME FAGGOT BROTHER-IN-LAW'S EXPERIENCE POPPING PRESCRIPTION PILLS. You can go straight to hell and fucking burn!!

Edit: I'm sorry.  frown
It's not your fault that you're A COMPLETE ARSE-CLOWN!!!

Edit: Again, I'm sorry. This is all misdirected anger. You don't deserve this.
Your parents do for failing to ABORT YOU!!

Withdrawal Coldy is highly entertaining.
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« Reply #267 on: 09-10-2011 01:16 »

Question everything, but why?

I thought it was witty. shifty
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« Reply #268 on: 09-10-2011 05:04 »

I thought it was the middle line from a haiku.
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« Reply #269 on: 09-10-2011 06:29 »

Is anyone else seeing different fonts on PEEL and the wiki?


Gorky

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« Reply #270 on: 09-10-2011 13:29 »

No, a small train is called a trainette.

But strangely enough, an asset is not a small donkey. English is weird.
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« Reply #271 on: 09-11-2011 00:21 »

Out of all the different nationalities I've clashed with on this board, I'd have to say there are more Canadian dicks here than any other kind. Since Canadia has a lower overall population than America, I'd have to say that if PEEL is at all representative, Americans are lovely and Canadians are mooseraping beaver-skinning arseplugs.
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« Reply #272 on: 09-11-2011 00:21 »

You are just nominating that because it makes you look better.
Gorky

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« Reply #273 on: 09-11-2011 05:57 »

I've been looking for an excuse to nominate Tedward for PotM, and now I finally have one. big grin

I'm a woman. Fuck that.

That's what we're supposed to do to women, right?
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« Reply #274 on: 09-11-2011 06:02 »

I've been looking for an excuse to nominate Tedward for PotM, and now I finally have one. big grin

I've not been making it easy, I know.
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« Reply #275 on: 09-11-2011 12:30 »

Super radioactive flames emanating out of my penis seems more reasonable.  Eh?
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« Reply #276 on: 09-11-2011 23:19 »

Argh, ya..I have stubble
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« Reply #277 on: 09-11-2011 23:24 »

Did you edit that? Or did she post and then correct it?
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« Reply #278 on: 09-11-2011 23:53 »

I may have indulged in a little creative editing.
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« Reply #279 on: 09-12-2011 02:23 »


What if you're craving less tangible things?  A blazing, deep red sunset.  Bright stars splashed across an inky black sky.  The warmth and purr of a kitten cradled against your chest.  The soothing sound of a steady, gentle rain pattering on the roof.  The comforting touch of a friend's hand.



Thank you Tachyon. smile
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