Futurama   Planet Express Employee Lounge
The Futurama Message Board

Design and Support by Can't get enough Futurama
Help Search Futurama chat Login Register

PEEL - The Futurama Message Board    PEEL Vault    Poster of the Month    Nomination-Worthy Posts Thread (nom nom nom) « previous next »
 Topic locked! 
Author Topic: Nomination-Worthy Posts Thread (nom nom nom)  (Read 32956 times)
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 5 [6] 7 8 9 ... 20 Print
coffeeBot

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #200 on: 08-16-2011 03:51 »

When I read that comment, I almost shot my drink through my nose. Awesome.
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #201 on: 08-16-2011 15:50 »

Again, not eligible, but damn.
Good coffee is more like masturbation, you don't share it with someone else.
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #202 on: 08-17-2011 10:00 »
« Last Edit on: 08-17-2011 10:03 »

Well I have been behind this month, but since I can quote more efficiently as I am on my computer, I dug up all the ones I remembered liking.

I always feel compelled to craft clay vases after sex.

I tend to obsess over the stuff on my desk/table/etc being at 90 degree angles. I also rearrange sugar packets at restaurants so all the fake sugar and real sugar is with its own kind. I'm very anal retentive.
Stop Aspartheid now!

If I really had a boner for making the "Thoughts on" threads, I'd just make them and not give two ****s about what anyone else had to say about it.

Gahhh I need my update, I have become addicted to this!
Never fear, I'll activate on the Hobbit signal!

I nom both SpaceMaN and Frisco in this instance:
Quote from: Frisco17 link=topic=20963.msg1228797#msg1228797
Quote from: SpaceMaM link=topic=20963.msg122880#msg122880
Quote from: Frisco17 link=topic=20963.msg1228801#msg1228801
There used to be a saying around here, "Anything more than a handful is a waste."
In the case of my penis, good thing people have two hands.
So they can point and laugh twice as hard?

The music community took another hit today, dammit.

They found Justin Beiber alive in his hotel room.

not eligible for 11 months:
I've dabbled in the study of women, and not in the sexy double-entendre way.
What's there to know?  If we're not making the sammiches, you are not hitting us hard enough.
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #203 on: 08-17-2011 17:32 »

If I can't drive cars, throw knives, shoot shit and eat pussy, then the quality of life isn't there for me.

Love thy neighbor, or something. I dunno, I don't go to church. I masturbate, like any good Catholic boy.
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #204 on: 08-18-2011 06:40 »

Still ineligible but haha so funny:

Quote from: Xanfor in Vagrant thread
I have a rant about rants that aren't very clear about what they
are rants about!

Oh, wait, I'm looking for the vague-rant thread. Sorry.
coffeeBot

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #205 on: 08-18-2011 16:49 »

This thread needs more vagina rants.

Rant: No matter how much I try, I can never hear my vagina's monologue.
Nutmeg1729

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #206 on: 08-19-2011 20:18 »

Jesus fucking wept. How badly did you just fail, Sonny Jim? I used examples that I knew you'd be familiar with, since you were doing that an awful lot. Five or six times? Do you want me to go count them or something? Listen now and listen hard, 'cause it's not coming to you in this friendly manner again: you don't whine and argue and jump on the defensive when somebody is clearly trying to help you. it's just about the worst move you can make, Sparky.

I think that perhaps this article should be something you read every single time you make a post, before you make the post.

I didn't think it needed something to the effect of "don't piss off the people who are on your side" or "don't argue with people who are trying to help you, but maybe it does.

For fuck's sake. In the name of Almighty God, y'little pissstain, what the wobbly blue fucking hell for crippled liars were you thinking when you decided to take issue with advice that specifically tells you not to take issue with advice right at the end?

Just for the last paragraph. It made me laugh so fucking much...
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #207 on: 08-19-2011 20:54 »

I want somebody to read the first two sentances in a heavy Scottish accent.
Nutmeg1729

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #208 on: 08-19-2011 22:25 »

I can do that?
winna

Avatar Czar
DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #209 on: 08-19-2011 23:41 »

I want somebody to read the first two sentances in a heavy Scottish accent.

I can't.  Because your first sentence wildly calls out the use of my lord's name in vain irritation.
Xanfor

Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #210 on: 08-20-2011 06:17 »

It is comforting to know that we are so close to presenting a credible galactic threat.

If the aliens have intercepted any of our science-fiction action films and mistaken them for documentaries, then they might assume us to be the greatest threat the galaxy has ever faced.

Alien 1: "Holy shit... did you just see that?"
Alien 2: "Motherfucker! They just blew up a space-station the size of a moon with one fucking shot!"
Alien 1: "One shot!"
Alien 2: "There were like thousands of their own kind in there!"
Alien 1: "Shit man... just... shit..."
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #211 on: 08-20-2011 12:23 »

Straight from hobbitboys' flash stick, it's POST TIME!



Also
Don't... say... that frown...
It's okay, Otis. None of our time is valuable!
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #212 on: 08-21-2011 04:31 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2011 04:34 by coldangel_1 »

I just threw up on my cat.

First post on here in a long while that actually made me lol.

Edit: but apparently it was tnuk?
Nutmeg1729

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #213 on: 08-21-2011 11:24 »

Possibly.

Also impossibru!
Xanfor

Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #214 on: 08-21-2011 23:11 »

I know it's just an animated gif, but it was still thoughtful.

And happy birthday to our fellow angel, Jicannon. smile


futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #215 on: 08-22-2011 03:26 »

And he had posted on Jicannon's facebook "I'll light a candle for you on PEEL" smile
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #216 on: 08-22-2011 21:44 »

Heh, I like how there's a regular-sized car behind the mini-cars, it's like the mummy car is watching the kiddie cars playing in the park. Except she has her back turned, so they're yelling "mum, look! Look mum! MUM!"

...
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #217 on: 08-23-2011 21:48 »

graph boner
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #218 on: 08-24-2011 16:54 »

I do the same thing, but I don't even use Wikipedia. I use pure thin air and imagination as evidence.

...
DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #219 on: 08-25-2011 18:08 »

How the wet green fuck do you stand there in a manner that could be categorised as suicidally? Is he standing in the middle of the M25? Is the ground beneath him slowly melting into a pool of lava?

My. Fucking. Word. The people who do this stuff need to be hunted down and shot... before they breed.
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #220 on: 08-25-2011 19:26 »

Seth needs to F off, he already has 3 shows and only one of them is watchable. I wish all the adult swimmers with neilson boxes hadn't brought FG back now, we've created a monster.
futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #221 on: 08-25-2011 22:29 »

I like how the guy appears to have chosen his username after the avatar, hehe.
Otis P Jivefunk

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #222 on: 08-25-2011 22:38 »

Perhaps it was the other way around...
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #223 on: 08-25-2011 22:40 »

Like with everyone else who has a Futurama related name and fitting avatar, it probably was that the name came first.
Nibblonian Leader

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #224 on: 08-25-2011 23:43 »

That's how I rolled. The afro made it me!
ShepherdofShark

Space Pope
****
« Reply #225 on: 08-26-2011 03:39 »

Yes, we can all learn from his Nibbs. Although I believe I have reached a certain higher stage of the Futurama-related-name-avatar thing.

The Ascent of SoS:


totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #226 on: 08-26-2011 03:41 »

Hm. I might just need to put together an Avatar Archive page on wikiPEELia for that little gallery.
Bend-err

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #227 on: 08-26-2011 04:24 »

Mine would only have 2 avatars since my first custom one is forever lost in the depth of the internet (unless someone saved it, which is really unlikely).
Thus I have my avatar gallery on my page tongue
Gorky

Space Pope
****
« Reply #228 on: 08-26-2011 14:48 »

Speaking of avatars, this post made me giggle, and is definitely nom-worthy.

Can someone change JoshTheater's avatar to Josh Gedgie?

   



But only if Ralph's avatar gets permanently changed to this:

DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #229 on: 08-27-2011 23:29 »

Bind them to a chair, pop in the first disc of Season one and don't let them go until after they saw all original 4 season, the movies and probably season 6 too.

Then start over with the commentaries.

If that doesn't impress them then I dunno what.
Xanfor

Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #230 on: 08-28-2011 17:43 »

* DrThunder88 reads:

Power went out this morning...two tranformers apparently blew up the street. Hopefully it's back soon. Dumb Irene.

* DrThunder88 imagines:


SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #231 on: 08-29-2011 20:00 »

Of course relationships and jobs are one and the same; you put on your best attire and interview in hopes of landing the gig. However, one gives you the prospect of paying you money while the other will drain you of it.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #232 on: 08-29-2011 20:52 »

We had to watch a balls-out terrifying documentary

I think you can guess how I'm imagining Gorky watching this. With prosthetic testicles exposed to the breeze.
DannyJC13

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #233 on: 08-30-2011 01:07 »

indeed, but tnuk likes to think his opinion = truth
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
**
« Reply #234 on: 08-31-2011 05:30 »
« Last Edit on: 08-31-2011 06:51 by totalnerduk »

I'm not an expert on the field and no amount of tax paying or other life experience will make me one)

So that's SpaceMaN and [-mArc-] I'll be nominating, and svip and Gorky I'll be giving honourable mentions to. Anybody else going to try and impress me before the month ends?

Hah. I think I'll be giving Xanfor an honourable mention for this:

Xanfor: I agree with you there, nothing wrong with older people at all.Or older women for that matter. flirt
Of course. Older women are typically richer.

And they've probably got other characteristics.

Oh Ralph Snart. You horndog you, you'll be getting my third nom.

I specialize in big guys.

laff

Should this be added to the wiki's Quote Of The Day queue?
Frisco17

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #235 on: 09-01-2011 04:19 »

Nothing like a good long post from tnuk to cheer you up after a panic attack smile

Not sure why but this one made me laugh.
SpaceMaN

Urban Legend
***
« Reply #236 on: 09-02-2011 19:00 »

futurefreak

salutatory committee member
Moderator
DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #237 on: 09-02-2011 21:44 »
« Last Edit on: 09-02-2011 21:49 »

Quote from: DrThunder88
Play as the doctor!  The doctor!  Oregon Trail is what inspired me to become a fake doctor later in life.

not eligible but awesome:

Quote from: Gorky
When the conversation is not revolving around Futurama, penis size, or both, I have no idea how to proceed.
coldangel

DOOP Secretary
*
« Reply #238 on: 09-03-2011 16:31 »
« Last Edit on: 09-03-2011 16:33 by coldangel_1 »

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?
Gorky

Space Pope
****
« Reply #239 on: 09-03-2011 16:52 »

No, but I can nominate you for this one, 'cause it was quite nice.

I don't know what to say, this comment was just stupid. For "Frye and Lela 4evur" there are social networks which I hate.

That's kind of an unnecessarily antagonistic thing to say to someone who was praising users for their intelligent discourse. Pumpkinpie made a good point about the difference between many other 'shippy' fandoms and the rather more cerebral nature of Futurama fans and this forum in particular versus a great many others out there.
There was really no need to get nasty about it. The comment was complimentary.

I would go into this further, but I have to go and fuck your mother again.

Pumpkinpie: You're right, it is nice to see intelligent discussion.
Pages: 1 ... 3 4 5 [6] 7 8 9 ... 20 Print 
 Topic locked! 
« previous next »
Jump to:  

Powered by SMF | SMF © 2006, Simple Machines | some icons from famfamfam
Legal Notice & Disclaimer: "Futurama" TM and copyright FOX, its related entities and the Curiosity Company. All rights reserved. Any reproduction, duplication or distribution of these materials in any form is expressly prohibited. As a fan site, this Futurama forum, its operators, and any content on the site relating to "Futurama" are not explicitely authorized by Fox or the Curiosity Company.
Page created in 0.187 seconds with 19 queries.