Nomination-Worthy Posts Thread (nom nom nom)

[Reply #200 on:]

When I read that comment, I almost shot my drink through my nose. Awesome.

[Reply #201 on:]

Again, not eligible, but damn.

Good coffee is more like masturbation, you don't share it with someone else.

[Reply #202 on:]

Well I have been behind this month, but since I can quote more efficiently as I am on my computer, I dug up all the ones I remembered liking.

I always feel compelled to craft clay vases after sex.

I tend to obsess over the stuff on my desk/table/etc being at 90 degree angles. I also rearrange sugar packets at restaurants so all the fake sugar and real sugar is with its own kind. I'm very anal retentive.

Stop Aspartheid now!

If I really had a boner for making the "Thoughts on" threads, I'd just make them and not give two ****s about what anyone else had to say about it.

Gahhh I need my update, I have become addicted to this!

Never fear, I'll activate on the Hobbit signal!

I nom both SpaceMaN and Frisco in this instance:

There used to be a saying around here, "Anything more than a handful is a waste."

In the case of my penis, good thing people have two hands.

So they can point and laugh twice as hard?

The music community took another hit today, dammit.

They found Justin Beiber alive in his hotel room.

not eligible for 11 months:

I've dabbled in the study of women, and not in the sexy double-entendre way.

What's there to know?  If we're not making the sammiches, you are not hitting us hard enough.

[Reply #203 on:]

If I can't drive cars, throw knives, shoot shit and eat pussy, then the quality of life isn't there for me.

Love thy neighbor, or something. I dunno, I don't go to church. I masturbate, like any good Catholic boy.

[Reply #204 on:]

Still ineligible but haha so funny:

I have a rant about rants that aren't very clear about what they
are rants about!

Oh, wait, I'm looking for the vague-rant thread. Sorry.

[Reply #205 on:]

This thread needs more vagina rants.

Rant: No matter how much I try, I can never hear my vagina's monologue.

[Reply #206 on:]

Jesus fucking wept. How badly did you just fail, Sonny Jim? I used examples that I knew you'd be familiar with, since you were doing that an awful lot. Five or six times? Do you want me to go count them or something? Listen now and listen hard, 'cause it's not coming to you in this friendly manner again: you don't whine and argue and jump on the defensive when somebody is clearly trying to help you. it's just about the worst move you can make, Sparky.

I think that perhaps this article should be something you read every single time you make a post, before you make the post.

I didn't think it needed something to the effect of "don't piss off the people who are on your side" or "don't argue with people who are trying to help you, but maybe it does.

For fuck's sake. In the name of Almighty God, y'little pissstain, what the wobbly blue fucking hell for crippled liars were you thinking when you decided to take issue with advice that specifically tells you not to take issue with advice right at the end?

Just for the last paragraph. It made me laugh so fucking much...

[Reply #207 on:]

I want somebody to read the first two sentances in a heavy Scottish accent.

[Reply #208 on:]

I can do that?

[Reply #209 on:]

I want somebody to read the first two sentances in a heavy Scottish accent.

I can't.  Because your first sentence wildly calls out the use of my lord's name in vain irritation.

[Reply #210 on:]

It is comforting to know that we are so close to presenting a credible galactic threat.

If the aliens have intercepted any of our science-fiction action films and mistaken them for documentaries, then they might assume us to be the greatest threat the galaxy has ever faced.

Alien 1: "Holy shit... did you just see that?"
Alien 2: "Motherfucker! They just blew up a space-station the size of a moon with one fucking shot!"
Alien 1: "One shot!"
Alien 2: "There were like thousands of their own kind in there!"
Alien 1: "Shit man... just... shit..."

[Reply #211 on:]

Straight from hobbitboys' flash stick, it's POST TIME!

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 1  DannyJC13         A fuckton
 2  Nibblonian Leader         A shitload
 3  winna       666
 4  Otis P Jivefunk   624
 5  totalnerduk       5th
 6= DrThunder88        80
 7  Yardstick2006    9 -11         
 8  JoshTheater        73
 9  Svip               70
10  Gorky              60
11  coldangel_1        51
12  any1else           50
13  Nutmeg1729         49
14  SpaceMaN           Honorable Mention at 48
15  Nibblonian Leader again  31
16  Free Hot Meal      28
17  Melllvar           25
18  Xanfor             23
19= Freako             22
19= i_c_weiner         22
21  Archonix           21

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This was created to lambast Danny and make fun of everything else. Copywrite Nibblonian Leader Spamatorium 2011

Also

Don't... say... that ...

It's okay, Otis. None of our time is valuable!

[Reply #212 on:]

I just threw up on my cat.

First post on here in a long while that actually made me lol.

Edit: but apparently it was tnuk?

[Reply #213 on:]

Possibly.

Also impossibru!

[Reply #214 on:]

I know it's just an animated gif, but it was still thoughtful.

And happy birthday to our fellow angel, Jicannon.

[Reply #215 on:]

And he had posted on Jicannon's facebook "I'll light a candle for you on PEEL"

[Reply #216 on:]

Heh, I like how there's a regular-sized car behind the mini-cars, it's like the mummy car is watching the kiddie cars playing in the park. Except she has her back turned, so they're yelling "mum, look! Look mum! MUM!"

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[Reply #217 on:]

graph boner

[Reply #218 on:]

I do the same thing, but I don't even use Wikipedia. I use pure thin air and imagination as evidence.

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[Reply #219 on:]

How the wet green fuck do you stand there in a manner that could be categorised as suicidally? Is he standing in the middle of the M25? Is the ground beneath him slowly melting into a pool of lava?

My. Fucking. Word. The people who do this stuff need to be hunted down and shot... before they breed.

[Reply #220 on:]

Seth needs to F off, he already has 3 shows and only one of them is watchable. I wish all the adult swimmers with neilson boxes hadn't brought FG back now, we've created a monster.

[Reply #221 on:]

I like how the guy appears to have chosen his username after the avatar, hehe.

[Reply #222 on:]

Perhaps it was the other way around...

[Reply #223 on:]

Like with everyone else who has a Futurama related name and fitting avatar, it probably was that the name came first.

[Reply #224 on:]

That's how I rolled. The afro made it me!

[Reply #225 on:]

Yes, we can all learn from his Nibbs. Although I believe I have reached a certain higher stage of the Futurama-related-name-avatar thing.

The Ascent of SoS:

[Reply #226 on:]

Hm. I might just need to put together an Avatar Archive page on wikiPEELia for that little gallery.

[Reply #227 on:]

Mine would only have 2 avatars since my first custom one is forever lost in the depth of the internet (unless someone saved it, which is really unlikely).
Thus I have my avatar gallery on my page

[Reply #228 on:]

Speaking of avatars, this post made me giggle, and is definitely nom-worthy.

Can someone change JoshTheater's avatar to Josh Gedgie?

   



But only if Ralph's avatar gets permanently changed to this:

[Reply #229 on:]

Bind them to a chair, pop in the first disc of Season one and don't let them go until after they saw all original 4 season, the movies and probably season 6 too.

Then start over with the commentaries.

If that doesn't impress them then I dunno what.

[Reply #230 on:]

* DrThunder88 reads:

Power went out this morning...two tranformers apparently blew up the street. Hopefully it's back soon. Dumb Irene.

* DrThunder88 imagines:

[Reply #231 on:]

Of course relationships and jobs are one and the same; you put on your best attire and interview in hopes of landing the gig. However, one gives you the prospect of paying you money while the other will drain you of it.

[Reply #232 on:]

We had to watch a balls-out terrifying documentary

I think you can guess how I'm imagining Gorky watching this. With prosthetic testicles exposed to the breeze.

[Reply #233 on:]

indeed, but tnuk likes to think his opinion = truth

[Reply #234 on:]

I'm not an expert on the field and no amount of tax paying or other life experience will make me one)

So that's SpaceMaN and [-mArc-] I'll be nominating, and svip and Gorky I'll be giving honourable mentions to. Anybody else going to try and impress me before the month ends?

Hah. I think I'll be giving Xanfor an honourable mention for this:

Xanfor: I agree with you there, nothing wrong with older people at all.Or older women for that matter.

Of course. Older women are typically richer.

And they've probably got other characteristics.

Oh Ralph Snart. You horndog you, you'll be getting my third nom.

I specialize in big guys.

Should this be added to the wiki's Quote Of The Day queue?

[Reply #235 on:]

Nothing like a good long post from tnuk to cheer you up after a panic attack

Not sure why but this one made me laugh.

[Reply #236 on:]

[Reply #237 on:]

Play as the doctor!  The doctor!  Oregon Trail is what inspired me to become a fake doctor later in life.

not eligible but awesome:

When the conversation is not revolving around Futurama, penis size, or both, I have no idea how to proceed.

[Reply #238 on:]

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

Can I nominate my own post?

[Reply #239 on:]

No, but I can nominate you for this one, 'cause it was quite nice.

I don't know what to say, this comment was just stupid. For "Frye and Lela 4evur" there are social networks which I hate.

That's kind of an unnecessarily antagonistic thing to say to someone who was praising users for their intelligent discourse. Pumpkinpie made a good point about the difference between many other 'shippy' fandoms and the rather more cerebral nature of Futurama fans and this forum in particular versus a great many others out there.
There was really no need to get nasty about it. The comment was complimentary.

I would go into this further, but I have to go and fuck your mother again.

Pumpkinpie: You're right, it is nice to see intelligent discussion.