: Hey once shot a monkey through a peice of plywood, and still managed to kill a man with it.airbagfailure
: This one time, she grabbed a monkey by the tail, and hung it from the ceiling. Monkey Ceiling Fixtures, or MCFs as they are often called, are now common place across the globe.TongueLuck:
Mad two by fours leaning up againt an unstable object to Zeep, Lampy, and probably some others.
Originally posted by JBERGES:
Newhook_1: ...I forget why.
Because I can do 47 and a half jumping jacks, after eating apple jacks, with some guy named Jack jacking off onto a jack hammer behind me...... or something.