It's okay, guys. I didn't vote either... now we see what happens without full voter turnout - Clowny wins LVP, I am somehow not the sexiest, and TNUK & JoshTheater win awards. Josh being "most missed" had to be rigged.
I'm not sure how serious you are, but I'll assume you're completely. You had over two weeks to vote. There's a thread stickied at the top of Off Topic that said when voting started and ended. And I assure you that no contest was "rigged".
On the site, we had complaints about a lack of speeches so the Council is working hard to get some chugged out. The site should be final next week. Apologies for the confusion.
You assume wrong, young man. I'm just being a dick for no raisin.