Zapp Region Round 1: 2 VelourFog vs. 15 Zoidberg227

[on:]

In The Rough Rider's fifth game, VF takes on Zoidy. Who'll be victorious?

[Reply #1 on:]

Gaah, I hit the wrong button by mistake!

Oh, well.  I'm sure Velour will win anyway.

[Reply #2 on:]

Only 30 more mistakes and Zoidberg227 has a chance to win.

[Reply #3 on:]

What, is this a joke? VF wins. Duh.

[Reply #4 on:]

Enjoy your candy laden death, Z227.

Of course, it would be in my best interests if the princess of pie doesn't win- but then again, I don't want to be banned and have tigers set on me while I sleep.

[Reply #5 on:]

VF.  I mean, other than Jesus Christ himself, who has a chance against her?

Even then, Jesus would have to perform a lot of miracles to have a fighting chance.

[Reply #6 on:]

Also, you don't like Jesus.

[Reply #7 on:]

I like Christ, I just don't care much for Christians.

[Reply #8 on:]

I had to vote for Miss Fog

[Reply #9 on:]

One more vote for VF in this landslide.

[Reply #10 on:]

You can't spell democracy without "mockeracy"!

Weeeell... just wait to see where I'm going with this.

[Reply #11 on:]

I loves me some VF.

[Reply #12 on:]

Oh come on people, don't vote for VF just because you think I have no chance!  Vote for me and make things fair!  Lucky compels you!

[Reply #13 on:]

I voted for Zoidy. 

And not because Lucky told me to.

[Reply #14 on:]

I love velour. But I hate fog. Meh. I voted for VF because she's half sft and strokable.

[Reply #15 on:]

Lucky compels you!

No dog tells me what to do. Cats might, but not dogs. Sorry, 227.

[Reply #16 on:]

Oh come on people, don't vote for VF just because you think I have no chance!  Vote for me and make things fair!  Lucky compels you!

Lucky speaks the truth.  Voting for a loser doesn't make you a loser.  It only makes you feel like a loser.

I voted Z227.  Not because I enjoy feeling like a loser, but because public safety sticks together.  And because he's about to get sandblasted like a soup cracker.

[Reply #17 on:]

Sorry Andy.. VF has that balance of friendly cuteness and the threat of intimidation. Which is why I'm scared not to vote for her. Go VF!

[Reply #18 on:]

By which you mean you SAID you voted for her, but really voted for me, right?  See, she can't ban you if she doesn't know for sure!

No dog tells me what to do. Cats might, but not dogs. Sorry, 227.

Ok fine, Hobbes compels you!


Jerk.

[Reply #19 on:]

Okay, much better...errr, will do it next time year or so. Seriously.

[Reply #20 on:]

the next round is gonna be hard... oh noes.

[Reply #21 on:]

Flamey, if you'd posted Hobbes earlier you could've swayed my vote. As adorable as Carly might be, and as much as she might look like Casper the Friendly Ghost, the kitty trumps all.

[Reply #22 on:]

Yeah, never send a dog to do the kitty's job.

[Reply #23 on:]

what are we voting for?

[Reply #24 on:]

I'm not too sure. I've just been picking the one I'd rather sleep with.

[Reply #25 on:]

We're voting for the winner. Just pick who you want to go through to the next round.

There are no criteria. It's just a choice. There are no consequences.

[Reply #26 on:]

We call it "candidates with benefits" or just a "votey call."

Are you sure about that kitten out cuting VF?  Have you seen the chinchilla?

[Reply #27 on:]

Where has VF been lately?

[Reply #28 on:]

VF's alive - just very busy.

[Reply #29 on:]

Velour man

[Reply #30 on:]

Velour man

Velour is not a man. She's more like an elf. A china elf. A china elf on a high shelf surrounded by wealth and all by herself.

[Reply #31 on:]

Apparently she's also a winner... Sorry Zoidy...

[Reply #32 on:]

True, but it didn't count as a blowout according to Nix's blowout criteria.  I don't think anyone expected that.

[Reply #33 on:]

Velour man

Velour is not a man. She's more like an elf. A china elf. A china elf on a high shelf surrounded by wealth and all by herself.

She's the cutest of the cute, and she can kill you just by looking at you!

[Reply #34 on:]

Congratulations VelourFog.