Zapp Region Round 1: 4 rach_the_tall vs. 13 alexvillagosh

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In Zapp's third game of the first round, a third of Benaka takes on Das Goose. Who'll win?

[Reply #1 on:]

There's only one L in vilagosh. Hopefully your mistake won't cost him too many votes. My vote goes to rach, mostly because of your spelling error.

[Reply #2 on:]

A vote for Rach is a vote for me!

I'm abstaining.

[Reply #3 on:]

If it's because of your Aussie loyalty, goshavil is pretty much American now. Vote for rach. You have to live with her. Don't piss her off.

[Reply #4 on:]

This one's easy...

sorry alex...

[Reply #5 on:]

Rach.  Because she owns a Lava Lamp, the epitome of coolness.

[Reply #6 on:]

You have to live with her. Don't piss her off.

It's true. I can be very angry and incredibly brutal, people. *waves pointy heel about*

[Reply #7 on:]

A vote for Rach is a vote for me!

I found your argument persuasive so voted for Rach

[Reply #8 on:]

Pointy heels? Alright, I'm convinced.

[Reply #9 on:]

He's not gonna win, but in the interests of longevity in this thing, I voted for Villa.  If I get past Filthy, I don't stand a chance against Rach.

[Reply #10 on:]

I've got this one in the bag. Maybe I just got lucky with an easy draw. If you keep putting me up against unpopular trolls though I don't know if there is much point in even playing out the final rounds.

[Reply #11 on:]

OMG! It is he! So you're like... in america now or something...

[Reply #12 on:]

Alex. Because Rach is too tall to win.

[Reply #13 on:]

Oh great, now that he's an Ann Arborean, I totally should have voted for him.  Bah!  The die is cast.

[Reply #14 on:]

I vote for my shoulder sista.

[Reply #15 on:]

I vote for my shoulder sista.

Have you ever thought about putting more heads on there? Benaka_The_Tall could be aggregated with Chay's head to make Benaka_The_Tall_Chay, and then you could add M0le and Beamer into the mix.

Benaka_The_Tall_Ch0leamer.

You could stick M0le's head somewhere like the belly, and Chay and Beamer could each have a buttock.

Then add Ribbons.

Benaka_The_Tall_Ch0leameribbo ns.

Of course, Ribbons would have to be amalgamated into the crotch area. BEcause Ribbons is a cunt

Now that I come to think of it, Benaka_The_tall should fight a monster composed of the other Aussie PEELers. Ch0libbomer.

Beamer can have Mole and Ribbons' heads grafted onto his shoulders, and Chay's head can be stuck to the top of Beamer's original cranium.

Now that's a monster!

Sorry, just needed to get those random thoughts out of my head before they decided to take root.

[Reply #16 on:]

How those ideas could possibly take root is beyond me. At least, I'd rather not think about it.

[Reply #17 on:]

Let the noob Aussies make their own hideous, multi-headed creature. This one's closed.

[Reply #18 on:]

Can we at least replace Ben's head and genitals with abf's?

[Reply #19 on:]

That's your solution for everything.

[Reply #20 on:]

Shhh, you're going to hurt Chay's feelings again. I don't know if I can be bothered fielding that call, he just gets so emotional and wound up.

[Reply #21 on:]

Chay is such a baby. Chaby. Chayby. Chaybee. ChayBEADS?!

[Reply #22 on:]

Bees.

[Reply #23 on:]

Rach, can we have a chat really quick, I need to talk to you about something...

*sniff sniff*

[Reply #24 on:]

Bees.

?

[Reply #25 on:]

Nup:

[Reply #26 on:]

Chay, if you wanted to evoke sympathy, a small scary aryan child is not the way to work me.

Beads?

[Reply #27 on:]

Go find a more ethnic child to cast upon her altar of sympathy.  You know how white people get about other white people.

[Reply #28 on:]

Bees.

?

hahahahah man that was so bad. I forgot about that! *chuckles*

[Reply #29 on:]

I voted for Alex Vilagoose

[Reply #30 on:]

I vote for my shoulder sista.

Have you ever thought about putting more heads on there? Benaka_The_Tall could be aggregated with Chay's head to make Benaka_The_Tall_Chay, and then you could add M0le and Beamer into the mix.

Benaka_The_Tall_Ch0leamer.

You could stick M0le's head somewhere like the belly, and Chay and Beamer could each have a buttock.

Then add Ribbons.

Benaka_The_Tall_Ch0leameribbo ns.

Of course, Ribbons would have to be amalgamated into the crotch area. BEcause Ribbons is a cunt

Now that I come to think of it, Benaka_The_tall should fight a monster composed of the other Aussie PEELers. Ch0libbomer.

Beamer can have Mole and Ribbons' heads grafted onto his shoulders, and Chay's head can be stuck to the top of Beamer's original cranium.

Now that's a monster!

Sorry, just needed to get those random thoughts out of my head before they decided to take root.

Like this!?



Or worse yet:



 

[Reply #31 on:]

Man, I get a hard-on just thinking about sticking it in there.

[Reply #32 on:]

Congratulations rach_the_tall.