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PEE Poll: Who'll face #5 Melllvar
Filthy Crab   -23 (59%)
BirthdayClown   -16 (41%)
Total Voters: 39

i_c_weiner

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« on: 09-05-2008 22:25 »

In The Zapper's third game, the clown Filthy Crab goes up against the filthy BirthdayClown. Who'll win, folks?
Ninaka

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« Reply #1 on: 09-06-2008 00:02 »

FilthyClown! BirthdayCrab!
Mr.MastodonFarm

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« Reply #2 on: 09-06-2008 01:25 »

Hmm. Filthy is a good PEELer, and Clowny does (allegedly) get two berths in this tournament... but I've got to remain down with the Clown.
Ralph Snart

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« Reply #3 on: 09-06-2008 01:31 »

Filthy F'N Crab
Tweek

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« Reply #4 on: 09-06-2008 08:22 »

Filthy Crab of course
BirthdayClown

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« Reply #5 on: 09-06-2008 08:34 »

I vote for the one I've seen naked.
Melllvar

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« Reply #6 on: 09-06-2008 12:24 »

I went with the crab.  Tactics.
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #7 on: 09-06-2008 22:15 »

Crab meat tastes better than clown meat.
Bend-err

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« Reply #8 on: 09-07-2008 00:20 »

honk's the word
ShepherdofShark

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« Reply #9 on: 09-07-2008 01:54 »

I'm afraid I cant vote for a clown, as I have an irrational fear of them. It probably goes back to my childhood when a clown killed my father.
BirthdayClown

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« Reply #10 on: 09-07-2008 01:56 »

Can I have your mom's address?
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #11 on: 09-07-2008 06:36 »

BDC's reply to ShepherdofShark almost caused me to vote for him. I choose to abstain for now.
Mr.MastodonFarm

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« Reply #12 on: 09-07-2008 07:09 »

Crab meat tastes better than clown meat.


Have you eaten really good clown?
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« Reply #13 on: 09-07-2008 07:45 »

You've got to pan sear fillet of clown just right to bring out the full flavor.

That said, I voted for the one who's least likely to be Jeremy.
M0le

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« Reply #14 on: 09-07-2008 07:48 »

Clowns are kosher?

Tough choice.  red face
chay´s head

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« Reply #15 on: 09-07-2008 10:32 »

I'm sorry filthy, but i'm trying so hard to get BDC to sleep with me frown

BirthdayClown: wink
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #16 on: 09-07-2008 12:06 »

I remain down with the clown, but acknowledge that filthy crab is excellent, if not filthy. (Whoever wins is essentially boned, anyway.)
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #17 on: 09-07-2008 12:21 »

Crab meat tastes better than clown meat.


Have you eaten really good clown?

Well, that's a delightful idea. If BirthdayClown wins, we should eat him. I'm leaning towards the idea of partially roasting him whole, with a combination of Basil and Coriander (cilantro), then pan-frying the individual cuts with black pepper in red wine. To be served with roast parsnips and mashed swede and carrot, a light stuffing of pork and chestnut, and a rich, thick gravy made from the juices in the roasting pan.

Once he's all gone, we can boil the bones to make Birthday soup.

I'm fairly sure that he's a skinny guy though. So we'll need to feed him up a little and excercise him before the slaughtering. Just so that there's enough so all the PEELers can have a taste, and we ought to torture him as well to drain him of adrenaline. Adrenaline makes meat taste bitter, and I don't think anybody will thank us for serving a clown that's not sweet and tender like a month-old lamb.

Anybody have any alternate serving suggestions?
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« Reply #18 on: 09-07-2008 12:30 »

I'm told human flesh is most closely related to pork, so I assume clown would be similar.  I don't think I'd want clown sausage, however.
Teral

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« Reply #19 on: 09-07-2008 12:45 »

I've never had a clown come to any of my birthday-parties, even though I sent dozens of invitations. Plus I'm down with the filth, so the man from Kanadia get my vote.
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« Reply #20 on: 09-07-2008 15:16 »

I went with the clown...

No idea why.
I'm with rach though. They won't get far after this round!
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« Reply #21 on: 09-09-2008 16:06 »

Can I just vote for Melll now and get it all over with?

Anyway, good luck BDC.  And thanks for the votes folks.  I'm honoured that any of you actually give a crap about my continued existence.

Rach and ABF, your distain is making it harder for me to be motivated to stalk you from half-way around the world.  It's almost as if you don't respect my efforts.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #22 on: 09-10-2008 04:04 »

Take heart! I respect your efforts. So much so that I've had to report them to the authorities.
airbagfailure

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« Reply #23 on: 09-10-2008 14:09 »

You'll make me jealous filthy if she gets all the quality stalking, that's for sure..
DrThunder88

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« Reply #24 on: 09-11-2008 21:07 »
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He has stalk enough for two.  And if he doesn't, I'm sure I do.

Eh, screw it.  I'm going to bed.
BirthdayClown

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« Reply #25 on: 09-11-2008 21:22 »

Whoa, whoa, whoa. All this talk of Filthy Crab being a stalker. Do you not notice the other name in the poll?  hmpf
Gopher

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« Reply #26 on: 09-11-2008 22:36 »

half of your posts just make fun of other PEELers and the other half are "why is everybody always picking on me?" bullshit, so naturally many of us would've voted for yardstick over you with only the slightest hesitation.
BirthdayClown

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« Reply #27 on: 09-11-2008 23:58 »

Right, because that was my point...
No, wait, it was about me pretending to be offended that FilthyCrab is considered to be the stalker out of the two of us. Did I really have to explain that?   roll eyes

and lol at half of my posts being about people picking on me. There are a handful of you who are so frustratingly stupid. Oy.
Ninaka

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« Reply #28 on: 09-12-2008 00:50 »

I voted for the Clown. Only because we share a PIMs house, and various other reasons.

Shame you didn't make it, buddy.
BirthdayClown

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« Reply #29 on: 09-12-2008 01:11 »

HONK HONK, pal. smile
Are the Zapp Region polls officially over? They weren't open for a full week like the others. This one doesn't matter, but some of the closer ones should be open for the full week, no?

Congrats to FilthyCrab. You'll get my vote against Melll, so you definitely won't get shut out.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #30 on: 09-12-2008 01:25 »

Clown: Well, you can't even make the distance. From now on, Filthy Crab is my official stalker. You've been demoted to fanboy.
BirthdayClown

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« Reply #31 on: 09-12-2008 01:43 »

There are plenty of other Aussie women in the sea, girlo.
When you come crawling back after Melll obliterates your shiny, brand new stalker, I'll be all like "Talk to the hand, legs!"
I started with Ninaka, and I'll end with Ninaka.  love
Ben

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« Reply #32 on: 09-12-2008 01:57 »

I guess there couldn't be any ulterior motive behind you supporting Filthy against the potentially-much more popular Melll, could there, Rachael...
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #33 on: 09-12-2008 02:18 »

Shh! Do you really think I understand the brackets that well? It could be a complex mathematical equation for all I know.

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...shiny, brand new stalker,
To be fair, he was probably my stalker before you were. Anyway, that's fine! Just fine. I've got scores of potential creeps waiting for the opportunity to make euphemism loaded remarks in my general direction whilst simultaneously tracking my every move!  You, and your curly purple wig, and your scornful comments are not that vital. Sniff.
Ben

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« Reply #34 on: 09-12-2008 02:24 »

I just had a thought... have you ever considered spelling your name 'Rachæl'...?
airbagfailure

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« Reply #35 on: 09-12-2008 11:12 »

I started with Ninaka, and I'll end with Ninaka.  love

Sweet. I dodged a bullet there... *wins*
BirthdayClown

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« Reply #36 on: 09-12-2008 11:40 »

Whoa, don't give up so quickly. smile Do you speak Spanish with an Aussie accent? I would find that very amusing, and it would greatly increase your stalkability.
rach_the_tall

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« Reply #37 on: 09-12-2008 11:41 »

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I just had a thought... have you ever considered spelling your name 'Rachæl'...?

Hm, I could be like prince, but less cool. Sold.
Melllvar

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« Reply #38 on: 09-12-2008 13:27 »

OK, Filthy, it's the battle of the beards!
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