Morbo Region: 13 Venus vs. 20 Coldangel_1

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In the second match of the Morbo Region, we have two members of the depths of On-Topic known as the Fan Fiction/Fan Art forum going head-to-head: Venus vs. Coldy. Which fan will reign supreme?

[Reply #1 on:]

Has Venus ever challenged Ben to a duel?

[Reply #2 on:]

Just the once. She just stood there and threw cats at me.

*votes for Venus with extreme prejudice*

[Reply #3 on:]

Coldy's a friend but I have to vote for Venus.  Anybody who has a dead cat's head in a jar is my kind of person.

[Reply #4 on:]

But has Venus ever been fightin' round the world?

[Reply #5 on:]

Has Venus ever challenged Ben to a duel?

Traditional rules or League of Robots rules?

[Reply #6 on:]

Venus.   Has to be.

[Reply #7 on:]

I will vote for coldangel, because I know no one else will.

[Reply #8 on:]

I will vote for coldangel, because I know no one else will.

Incorrect.

[Reply #9 on:]

I like coldangel. I enjoy his bold and unflinching statement of controversial opinion. I can respect that. He should learn to control his anger though...I hope he'll be back.

[Reply #10 on:]

Incorrect.

You take my statements a little too literally sir... I fear that you're not getting the gist of what I'm actually saying.

[Reply #11 on:]

I'm voting for the Australian. Because Venus is nice, but Coldangel has the potential to go the distance.

[Reply #12 on:]

Coldangel hates the police because he feels they have a vendetta against him.

Venus likes her cats better than she likes people.

In my worldview, the first is worse than the second. Plus, Venus attended a Peelathon. Or peelcon. Whatever it's called.

[Reply #13 on:]

She also has a mummified cat's head.  A cat, I should mention, that did not vote for her!

Has Coldy ever posted a picture of himself in his underwear?  Where's the dedication?

[Reply #14 on:]

Venus. I like cats much, much better than dogs, and Coldangel is probably a doglover.

[Reply #15 on:]

Coldangel. Why? Well...*runs away*

[Reply #16 on:]

Coldangel hates the police because he feels they have a vendetta against him.

Is it really because he believes they have a personal vendetta against him? 

I don't like cops because of a stereotype I've created in my mind where they've been handed too much power which they're likely to abuse because of a small amount of personal events I've had to experience involving just that.

That said, if that truly is the reason he hates the police, does it make it better if the police in his area really do have an unreasonable vendetta against him?  I mean, I don't live where he does.... for all I know, the police do know him, and they actually do go out of their way to harrass him because of a stereotype they've created in their minds painting him out to be a good-for-nothing, dangerous punk due to his appearance, age, and attitude.

[Reply #17 on:]

What if the cops do have a vendetta against him, but it's totally justifiable?

[Reply #18 on:]

They would try to justify it.... I mean technically speaking... they get paid for acting like dicks and stealing other people's money, if they weren't given free innocent people fines, they wouldn't be able to feed their families.

[Reply #19 on:]

I'm voting for the Australian. Because Venus is nice, but Coldangel has the potential to go the distance.

Is the distance 10 votes? He almost got there!

[Reply #20 on:]

Venus is like chocolate cake.  Everybody loves chocolate cake.  With a dead cat's head painted in the frosting

Coldy is like a shot of cheap moonshine - it has a kick that will make you hate yourself when you wake up.

Still, a 21 point spread?  BLACKJACK!