Morbo Region: 16 Wooter vs. 17 Hookerbot 5000

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In Morbo's first match-up, we have a worthy battle of two PILFs: Wooter vs. Hookerbot 5000. Who'll go on?

[Reply #1 on:]

HB5K.  Just because.

[Reply #2 on:]

Wooter probably needs this after the tragic loss of his hair.

[Reply #3 on:]

Hooky... sorry Woots.

[Reply #4 on:]

HB5K.  Just because.

..you're a lecherous old man?

I went with Wooter, because he probably doesn't like me that much.

[Reply #5 on:]

I think I voted for Wooter too. I think I saw him post once.

[Reply #6 on:]

HB5K.  Just because.

..you're a lecherous old man?

Yeah?  And?

[Reply #7 on:]

Hooker. Because Wooter got a haircut.

[Reply #8 on:]

Had to go with Hooky

[Reply #9 on:]

I also enjoy promiscuous women who use men with their sexual advances.

[Reply #10 on:]

Bro-bots before Ho-bots?

[Reply #11 on:]

 Wooter clearly needs some love here.

[Reply #12 on:]

Bro-bots before Ho-bots?

Not quite! John So's before Ho's.



Oh, and Wooter and his raw sex appeal.

[Reply #13 on:]

John So looks oddly midget-esque in that photo... ?

[Reply #14 on:]

What's odd about that?

[Reply #15 on:]

Hookey FTW

[Reply #16 on:]

I wonder if Newhook and Hookerbot will ever battle royale ... hopefully not, since I'm versus Newhook right now.  But you all would have to come up with some more clever nicks than "Hooky."  That said, Hookins for the win!

[Reply #17 on:]

Maybe we can call Newhook "Hooky" and Hookerbot "Hookie."

I'm going to go with wooty, but only my the narrowest margin.

[Reply #18 on:]

<3 Woots!

[Reply #19 on:]

You're all clearly forgetting that Wooter sold out when he cut his hair. Those long, flowing tresses were his only protection against government mind-control. Now he's one of them.

That said, if it were a choice between Wooter and somebody I don't actually like, I'd have picked Wooter.

[Reply #20 on:]

   Maybe we can call Newhook "Hooky" and Hookerbot "Hookie."

How about "Newie" and "Bottie"? It avoids the 'hook' issue altogether.

[Reply #21 on:]

Hooknew and Bothook?

[Reply #22 on:]

Don't know, but I posted their "newHookerbot" spawnage in the PEEL Children thread a good while ago.

[Reply #23 on:]

I'm going to go play hookie? :blink:

[Reply #24 on:]

Fine by me

[Reply #25 on:]

I'm letting it be known that I voted for Hookerbot, just in case she ever decides to send naked pics to anyone who voted for her.
*sits back and waits*

[Reply #26 on:]

Damn, Woots. Who did you sleep with in order to get a result like this?

Oh, wait...

[Reply #27 on:]

He told me he was busy .