Apply for a job, uh, I mean, custom user title here

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While I myself do not want one, I feel that some other members of this fine forum might be positively peckish for one - or just want one, anyway. Ask here to get non-ranky words beneath your name - courtesy of a moderator or administrator, of course. Not I.

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This suggests to me that this thread could potentially be pointless indefinitely.

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[Annoyed grunt] 

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You should probably use the search function before you post a new thread - as amusing and/or unique as you think your particular stupid idea is, it's probably been done before at some point within the last decade or so.

It might also be an idea for you to read through the manual so as to prevent you from making common or easily-avoidable blunders in the future.