Where will you be in the Future?

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 If you were in Futurama. What do you think you would be? a head in a jar, a robot, e.t.c

sorry dont know if this has already been done. I did use search.

[Reply #1 on:]

I would be a rotting corpse. If that...

Yes, I know that's not what you meant.

I would probably be myself. Is that a problem? Either that or a robot. 

EDIT: Smiley added so I don't seem mean or impolite. 

[Reply #2 on:]

Originally posted by Y_L_B:
I would be a rotting corpse. If that...
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Me too...
I'd probably opt for a freezer doodle, I don't want a head in a jar, since people can move me around against my will, and I won't be able to do anything about it.

[Reply #3 on:]

I'd be a head in a jar with a robots body.  harooooooooo!!!!!!

[Reply #4 on:]

A head in a jar.

[Reply #5 on:]

I'll put my (gigantic) brain into a giant shark and rule the world with Bender as vice dictator! :P

[Reply #6 on:]

 

Originally posted by Cyberman:
A head in a jar.

I think I'd definitely envy the dead...

[Reply #7 on:]

I would try my best to become one of those, man-pets. Like Dave Spiegel. That was cool.

[Reply #8 on:]

I would be forgotten and absorbed to the earth below! 

[Reply #9 on:]

I'd be a spaceship

[Reply #10 on:]

I'd be a sewer mutant.

[Reply #11 on:]

With any luck, dead.

But were I to exist in the Futuramaverse, I'd likely be doing the same crap I'm doing now; wedged into a cubicle posting to message boards in between getting actual work done.

[Reply #12 on:]

dead but if alive id be a head in a jar

[Reply #13 on:]

 

Originally posted by Alee:
But were I to exist in the Futuramaverse, I'd likely be doing the same crap I'm doing now

Same here.

[Reply #14 on:]

What future? oh, id be the guy stalking you. Surprise

[Reply #15 on:]

I'd probably be reincarnated and working for MOM.

[Reply #16 on:]

i'd be doing what i do now, kitchen work. i'd probably work for elzar, since he seems to own every restaurant around.

[Reply #17 on:]

Old or dead I suppose.

[Reply #18 on:]

Did that really necessitate a bump, mint?

Well, as long as I'm here...

I might just cryogenically freeze myself.  I want to live to see aliens show up angrily demanding to know why Futurama ended, blasting our cities with their anti-monument lasers.  So hopefully, I'd get assigned a job where I could sit at a computer all day and do pointless crap like post on message boards.

Now that's not spam.  Almost.  Alright, yes it is.

[Reply #19 on:]

I would be a robot elder, so i get to wear a robe and say 'SILENCE' a lot

[Reply #20 on:]

Id be dead...

But what I would LIKE to be is myself, an ex-freezee.

[Reply #21 on:]

I'd be sitting in front of the computer, probably.

[Reply #22 on:]

*to self* don't say sleeping with your wife, dont say sleeping with your wife...

uuhhh sleeping with your... daughter

[Reply #23 on:]

Well, this topic is if I am in futurama where would I be in the future.

Well, then I could be somebody who exists old in the year 3000 ( Well, that would made me 1024 years old).   

But since this cartoon is so imaginative, they could say they invented a way to let human live that long somewhere along the way.

Or dead as everybody dies.

[Reply #24 on:]

Id be at a saucey puppet show.

[Reply #25 on:]

i would be a bending unit cause you can survive under a heavy weight for a whole year

[Reply #26 on:]

I'd get my DNA reconstituted into another animal, like Jack Nicholson. Maybe a duck, or a chimpanzee.

[Reply #27 on:]

I'd like to be a demolition guy that blows up planets.
Or maybe a janitor like Scruffy, sitting around doing nothing, maybe going on the future internet a lot (A good substitute for Scruffy's porn mags  ).

[Reply #28 on:]

I'D BE SOMEONE WHO GOES OUT WITH LEELA AND THEN I'D MARRY HER.

[Reply #29 on:]

By the year 3000 I will probably of been completely absorbed into the internet and spend my time playing videogames and watching fish-on-mackerel action.

[Reply #30 on:]

dead

[Reply #31 on:]

I'll be a personality illegally downloaded from the internet.
Or dead, that's more likely.

[Reply #32 on:]

 

Originally posted by The fry man:
dead

Wow. Short but sweet.

Possibly the best answer in this thread so far.

[Reply #33 on:]

I would be either dead or Dave Spiegel that was so cool!

[Reply #34 on:]

I'd be like Bender's robot bitch. Woof, Woof!

[Reply #35 on:]

 

Originally posted by LLL:
I'D BE SOMEONE WHO GOES OUT WITH LEELA AND THEN I'D MARRY HER.

I'd be someone who warns Leela not to do that.

[Reply #36 on:]

Enjoying that wonderful butt sex colony me and Nasty came up with...

[Reply #37 on:]

Ah yes, a colony for the BUTT SEX OF TOMORROooooW!

[Reply #38 on:]

I'd be the owner of a coffee shop, where I'd give Fry free coffee for a lifetime.     

[Reply #39 on:]

ide be a head in a jar going carzy. i dont know why just will.