Futurama Nerd
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« Reply #640 on: 11-28-2004 02:09 »
« Last Edit on: 11-28-2004 02:09 »
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24 hour limit is up! Sorry JDB! TOTPDisco
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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"Look at me, I'm speaking into a robot penis!"
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RavenStar
Professor
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Comcast Station Dude (V.O.): We are currently having some technical difficulties. If you would like this pixelation to go away, please order our new Digital Cable/Broadband Internet Package. Only 40 dollars a month. We'll even throw in a free extra remote for you to be confused about. We now return you to the program in progress.
Zoidberg: ...goat eggnog!
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laroquettespine
Bending Unit
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ZOIDBERG:
When the moon gets destroyed by a big asteroid, that's armageddon...
When the world seems to glow like you've had too much blow, that's armageddon...
Sirens will ring, ting-a-ling-a-ling, ting-a-ling-a-ling, and you'll scream, "We're all boned now"...
Hearts will stop, millions will drop, like an ex-Hindu moo cow...
When the stars all explode like a gassy Hypno-toad, that's armageddon...
When you run down the street, burning from head to feet, you are doomed...
You can hope it's a dream, but you know you will soon be a-deadin'...
Scuse-a me, Zoidberg sees, and he'll tell you for free, that's armageddon!
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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FRY: The moon?! Awww, you said we were going to the dentist!
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JDB
Professor
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"We're whalers on the moon..."
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RavenStar
Professor
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this was close...but starone wins it.
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RavenStar
Professor
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Leela: Bender, I know you like floozies, but don't you think this one's a little old?
Bender: What are you, technically blind? That's Demi Moore-Bot! She's only 4,000 years old!
Fry: Yeah, Leela - remember, I'm a million!
Leela: Ugh...
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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LEELA: Bender, WHY did you shove all that alcohol down that fortune teller's throat?!
BENDER: I thought she was a robot...
FORTUNE TELLER: I saw that punchline coming!
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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Much to Fry's shock, the steam room made Farnsworth LESS wrinkled. Ah, the wonders of life...
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