Dub The Framegrab

[Reply #440 on:]

Fry: I new I forgot too do something this morning.....

Bender(sobbing): For the love of God someone turn my head around! I've been stuck here for hours!

[Reply #441 on:]

laroquettespine, you win this round.  The more lewd puns, the better!

[Reply #442 on:]

That's good, laroquettespine deserved to win that round anyway. One of the funniest dubs yet. 

[Reply #443 on:]

24 hours is up!

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ZAPP: Now put the beer in your underpants and this'll be a REAL party!

[Reply #445 on:]

Zapp: Mmmmm, veloure.

[Reply #446 on:]

Zapp knew there was something wrong going on inside his pants, but he wasn't quite sure what. 

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Fry: Hold on Zap, let me get drunk before we start.

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ZAPP:  What do you think you're doing, sailor?

FRY:  You said "Poop on the deck, swab!"

ZAPP:  "I said swab the poop deck!"  But go ahead.

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Fry: I will prove my loyalty to you by...

Zapp: Whoa boy, I said show some CLASS! Uh...but do you think you could put a woman's wig on and spin around a little?

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laroquettespine wins, with Beamer a close second.

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Leela had an inkling the Professor had taken to gazing at her gazongas, but until that fateful trip in the woods one afternoon, she wasn't quite sure.

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FARNSWORTH: Oh, my! I had no idea the coconut trees would be blossoming fruit THIS big at this time of year!

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Farnsworth: Good news, everyone! I'm gonna have a threesome with Fry and Leela! Wait, Fry's my uncle! That's just sick!

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Farnsworth: If only I had invented the backpack, that would have shown Wernstrum... (wanders off into thought)

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Leela: What is this?!
Fry: it looks like Zoidberg and Hermes are making out...
Prof: Oh, my yes...!

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Proffesor: Thats right, pretty big huh!

Fry: (Thinking) Dam, its not much smaller then mine.

Leela: Poor Fry.

[Reply #458 on:]

Farnsworth: Ah! Here is the anti-bear mine I invented! Unfortunately it appears to have been set off by a young family of cute loveable rabbits rather than a nasty bear, but still the explosion looks like it was effective enough, don't you think?

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Zed 85 is the winnah!

I was favoring the boobie jokes from the first two entrants, but the out-of-left-field reference from Zed edged them out.  Well done, all!

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*goes to update CV again*


Enjoy 

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Bender: "Stupid radioactive spiders..."

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Bender: Uh.....hi.

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Bender:"Hey Leela, nice clevage."

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BENDER:  Hey, who left the floating purple squirrel in the hallway.  Guess I'll just...take it for safekeeping....

FARNSWORTH:  Brilliant!  Our sting operation to catch Bender in the act is going exactly as planned!

LEELA:  Shh!  We've almost got him!  Get ready with that net, Hermes!

HERMES:  Um...tell me again what this is going to accomplish?  I really don't think he cares if we know he's a thief.

BENDER:  Damn right, flesh-heaps.  Now hand over your wallets or the floating purple squirrel gets it!

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Bender: Alright, who hired Escher to redecorate?!

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Worried there was no way he could beat JBERGES' dub, Zoidberg thought furiously ...
Bender: Hey, that's not Escher!  If that was Escher, everything would look like, all impossible and stuff!

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Farnsworth: I'd like you all to meet Bending Unit 90. He's a visitor from the perpendicular universe I've just discovered.

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Bender: Is this some kind of new art statment, or are you all just crap?

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Bender does his own half-assed take on an old classic

Nes.

[Reply #470 on:]

Bender: So I figured I could hire this Escher guy to renovate the building for a lot cheaper than that drunken hobo in the alley.

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Very good ones here again, but there's something I like about Tongue Luck in particular, so there you go, take it away 

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Even I said I was having an off month, but I guess I showed myself!

Grab ripped from the pages of TLZ.

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LEELA:  Professor!  We were just...playing "Wall Twister"!  Left hand yellow, everyone!

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Sensing that the threat of imminent death had Leela distracted Fry took the opportunity to cop one last feel.

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Leela: Fry, what are you doing.

Fry: I'm scared of elevators.

Leela: Why?

Fry: Because of.....(looks ashamed)the ding.

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And everyone said I was having an off month, but I proved them!

Hmm, sex jokes are "out", and clearly Escher jokes don't work, or are totally lost on Zed.  I'll give the former one last hurrah.

Leela: Lower, Fry, lower!  Maybe if I push the "down" button ...

Unfortunately, the sudden descent of the elevator caused Fry to smash into Leela's head, causing severe concussions for both.  Bender took both their wallets.

Oh, God that was low.  So low that they rode the elevator all the way to the basement!  I have no shame ...

Well nifty, I'm a starship captain now!  Wonder when that happened (this was post #502) ...

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Fry: Wow, I got my Xmas presant early. Thanks santa.

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Escher jokes don't work because you and M0le stole my thunder and beat the joke into the ground! ya bastards

Elevator: *bing* You have selected... FOX.

Everyone:  AHHHH!

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Elevator doors suddenly open.

EVERYONE: It's not what it looks like!