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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Leela: Fry, what are you doing?
Fry: My shoes are too small, so I'm improvising.
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kingjames
Crustacean
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Well it was a close one.
But our winner is *drumroll*
laroquettespine
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Gorky
DOOP Secretary
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Bender: You may have gained unparalleled, seemingly unattainable success, but I'm the one with the shiny metal ass.
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Futurama Nerd
Professor
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Bender: You'd think they'd have nude magazines to check if the ass was proportioned right. 20th century idiots...
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Futurama Nerd
Professor
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Bender: Now my assistant,Fry,is going to pour a jug of milk onto this newspaper cone thingy.
Fry just stands there.
Bender: Fry? Hello Fry? Fry...
Fry (looking at his reflection in mirror): Wow I look good...
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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BENDER: According to this rolled-up newspaper, sperm prices have gone down 50%... Fry, we have to go to the Sperm Bank immediately!
FRY: Already taken care of!
And yes, I'm well aware that was the furthest I could get from a subtle sperm gag...
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JDB
Professor
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Fry: Don't worry Bender, I had the exact same thing done to me when I was little.
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Beamer
DOOP Secretary
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And the winner is DogDoo8!
Take it, DogDoo...
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Bushmeister
Professor
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Zoidberg: "Now if you'll excuse me, this coat only has one foot-print on it."
*Gobbles coat*
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