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« Reply #80 on: 08-13-2005 11:20 »

a waste of 30 seconds of futurama time.

No it is not, One of the Scary Episodes rolls during the end credits, how's that a waste of time? We wasn't missing anything, except lots of names which appeared on screen anyway...

« Reply #81 on: 08-13-2005 11:24 »
« Last Edit on: 08-13-2005 11:24 »

You're walking through a corrider, so empty that all you can think about is how empty it is.
You walk into a the nearest room, and turn on the TV and watch "The Scary Door"...

Boo, that sucks! I know...

[Apology]Sorry for double posting, I didn't realise...[/Apology]
chay´s head

Space Pope
« Reply #82 on: 08-21-2005 10:29 »

You are travelling through a turnstile, except it is not turning but revolving, revolving so fast that you are thrown into a room, a room where the ceiling is the floor, and the floor is also the floor, you see no exit except through...the scary door.

Bending Unit
« Reply #83 on: 08-21-2005 14:24 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2005 14:24 »

The God you knew doesnt
know you anymore.
The hell you never wanted to go 2 just became exactly what you asked for. 
The chicken you had for dinner
is making you think things never before thought possible before. 
You've entered
the scary door.
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
« Reply #84 on: 08-21-2005 14:39 »

The Scary Door rules
Professor Zoidy

Urban Legend
« Reply #85 on: 08-21-2005 17:56 »
« Last Edit on: 08-21-2005 17:56 »

xD I love that.
Sorry ^^;; It didn't show I had already posted;probably wasn't on the right page x.x *says sorry a billion times* Hooray I'm a bending unit!
Starship Captain
« Reply #86 on: 04-21-2006 14:10 »

You enter a place where time does not exsist, it is a fake replica of time like some sort of chavish gear or something. The real question is your life sucks and you have no style. Although thts not a question more like ridicule. Ridicule which came from the humerous mouth of the scary door..I mean window...I mean door

thts got a whole loada crapage goin on...meh

« Reply #87 on: 04-22-2006 18:43 »

You are walking down a foggy road when you hear a noise, it sounds like a dog but it could be a cat...or some kind of mutant roach or whatever. Anyway you start walking faster and faster until you're back to walking speed again. The cat-dog-mutant roach catches up with you, you can feel its breath down your neck, you open your mouth to scream but end up mooing. As you turn around you see....the scary door

Jenny: Mike
Mike: Yes Jenny?
Jenny: Do you love me Mike?
Mike: What a silly question, nobody loves you
Jenny: What? Why?
Mike: Well to start with you have no head
(Jenny looks in a mirror and sees her head is still there)
Jenny: What are you talking about Mike?...Mike
(Jenny turns Mike around and sees that he has a smily IM emoticon)
Mike: What's going on here Jenny?
(Smily emoticon turns to confused emoticon)
(Jenny faints)
Jenny: (Waking up) Where am I?
Doctor: Good God you're ugly! (Pulls out pistol and shoots Jenny to no effect)
Jenny: I'm not ugly, I'm Miss America
Doctor: Look in a mirror you stupid ugly girl
(Jenny looks in a mirror and sees a very ugly face)
Jenny: But Doctor I don......
(Doctor is now pacman)
Doctor: Doctor? I'm pacman
(Jenny screams and jumps out of the window)
Pacman/Doctor: Well, that was odd
(Two ghosts come in the room)
Pacman: Oh crap! (aerial view of pacman running around the hospital eating red blobs and making pacman noises-ghosts chase him and corner him. Back to regular view)
(Pacman pulls out machine gun and kills ghosts)
Nurse: But pacman....how?
Pacman: Pacman? hahaha I'm Rambo (Pacman is now in fact rambo)
Pacman: let's go baby

Bending Unit
« Reply #88 on: 04-23-2006 22:41 »

You're traveling on a plane
you walk down the narraw lane to the bathroom
the sign on the door says "vacant"
you try to open it but it is in fact occupied
this is the Scary Door

« Reply #89 on: 04-24-2006 03:08 »

You are asking someone for directions. Suddenly they offer you some Chinese food. As you begin to eat it, it turns into a stick of lipstick and a pair of fish-net stockings. You are now a transvestite. Prepare to enter the Scary Door.

Bending Unit
« Reply #90 on: 04-28-2006 00:31 »

Oh so scary i'm soo afraid of the Scary Door  eek

Liquid Emperor
« Reply #91 on: 04-28-2006 07:16 »

I just love:

"Your Hitler!"

I think it's from the first Scary Door episode from AOI
Delta 001

Bending Unit
« Reply #92 on: 04-28-2006 07:22 »

"ah finaly i have time to read all the books i want"

lol, i love that one
Starship Captain
« Reply #93 on: 04-28-2006 13:44 »

you speak the truth.

I generally like the way he says 'the scary door'

wot do u think to makin a spin off show over peelfield? no? OK - I suppose we're jus 2 different people *sighs and walks away*
« Reply #94 on: 11-15-2008 12:28 »

You are about to enter a world filled with aliens and zombies
They all want your brain but you don’t want to give it to them
This world is really scary or maybe your just drunk
Prepare to enter …. The scary Door

Delivery Boy
« Reply #95 on: 11-16-2008 01:37 »


« Reply #96 on: 11-17-2008 14:18 »
« Last Edit on: 11-17-2008 14:21 »

Ponder if you please about a place called by a name in a time expressed by a number.

Everyone around you is old, yet you're not in Florida. In your cup of coffee you catch a glimpse of the reflection of your face in a nearby window, only to find that you have been thrown forward in time, hurled so to say, like a rock tossed at a train by a teenager.

You've lost all knowledge of who you are, where you were from and how to arrange biographies (now that I think about it, is by subject or... ahh, never mind).

All you remember is entering a mysterious portal in the form of a wooden rectangle, suspended in space.

Chances are, you may have entered, The Scary Door.

Space Pope
« Reply #97 on: 11-17-2008 19:26 »

Suppose for a moment that you are sitting in a room with no furniture. You wander around looking for an exit, or perhaps something to eat but then the ocelot in the corner tells you there is no way out. You argue that to be in the room means there must be a way out only to find the ocelot has tied your shoelaces together and you fall.

Staring at the ceiling you realise there can only have been one way to get in here - The Scary Door.

Best I can do in two minutes, I like this thread, though.


Delivery Boy
« Reply #98 on: 11-17-2008 19:32 »

Nice one big grin

Thompson's teeth, the only teeth strong enough to eat other teeth.
« Reply #99 on: 11-25-2008 03:33 »

You enter a room that is not a room.
In fact, the room is a room but the room next to it is the room.
You look around only to find Hitler in the room that is not a room.
The room that is a room but not a room next to the room starts to creak.
You turn around and run out of the room that is not a room next to the room and discover...
The Scary Door

« Reply #100 on: 11-26-2008 22:10 »

What about hypno toad? I was very amused with that show. I watched it for like 5 or 6 minutes though.

DOOP Secretary
« Reply #101 on: 11-26-2008 23:24 »
« Last Edit on: 11-27-2008 03:16 »

It's thursday afternoon, you're locked in the crawlspace under the stairs.
You break through the wall and escape into a pleasantly lit room.
There you find George Foreman enjoying tea with Carl Gustav Mannerheim, Boba Fett and a large Otter.
You hear someone come up behind you and in seconds you're lying unconscious on the ground.
It's likely that you've just be hit over the head with....
The Scary Door.

« Reply #102 on: 11-26-2008 23:36 »

Imagine you're having some sort of dream only it's not quite yours. You have, infact, just rented a movie. On the drive home you have no pants. Or something. I'm not sure. On the road there is a tree, it swerves to avoid you. When you close your eyes and open then all you see is...

The Scary Door.

Starship Captain
« Reply #103 on: 02-20-2012 07:51 »

You're on a journey to a dimension that does not yet exist. You had to take a bus and the driver is one of the guys who killed Jesus. The gum you stepped on outside is taking over your mind. You head to the back of the bus to use the bathroom when you realize you've just opened...The Scary Door.

Space Pope
« Reply #104 on: 02-20-2012 10:24 »

You turn on the TV, and see... The Scary Door.


I think it's a cool show. I much prefer Linda and Morbo, but The Scary Door is better than All My Circuits .

I like the episode with the guy's body parts falling off.
totalnerd undercanada

DOOP Ubersecretary
« Reply #105 on: 02-22-2012 12:52 »

You're experiencing a feeling you can't quite define. You're in a crowded room, but when you look around you there are no people - only shadows. There's a word in your mind but you can't speak. Your trousers are on fire. Suddenly, you realise you've been dead the entire time. You try to move, but can only fall through... The Scary Door.

I'd totally watch The Scary Door as a full-length Futurama spinoff.
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