Dan1248
Professor
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a waste of 30 seconds of futurama time.
No it is not, One of the Scary Episodes rolls during the end credits, how's that a waste of time? We wasn't missing anything, except lots of names which appeared on screen anyway...
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xXdarrylXx
Poppler
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You are walking down a foggy road when you hear a noise, it sounds like a dog but it could be a cat...or some kind of mutant roach or whatever. Anyway you start walking faster and faster until you're back to walking speed again. The cat-dog-mutant roach catches up with you, you can feel its breath down your neck, you open your mouth to scream but end up mooing. As you turn around you see....the scary door
Jenny: Mike Mike: Yes Jenny? Jenny: Do you love me Mike? Mike: What a silly question, nobody loves you Jenny: What? Why? Mike: Well to start with you have no head (Jenny looks in a mirror and sees her head is still there) Jenny: What are you talking about Mike?...Mike (Jenny turns Mike around and sees that he has a smily IM emoticon) Mike: What's going on here Jenny? (Smily emoticon turns to confused emoticon) Jenny: ARRRGHHHHHHHHH (Jenny faints) Jenny: (Waking up) Where am I? Doctor: Good God you're ugly! (Pulls out pistol and shoots Jenny to no effect) Jenny: I'm not ugly, I'm Miss America Doctor: Look in a mirror you stupid ugly girl (Jenny looks in a mirror and sees a very ugly face) Jenny: But Doctor I don...... (Doctor is now pacman) Doctor: Doctor? I'm pacman (Jenny screams and jumps out of the window) Pacman/Doctor: Well, that was odd (Two ghosts come in the room) Pacman: Oh crap! (aerial view of pacman running around the hospital eating red blobs and making pacman noises-ghosts chase him and corner him. Back to regular view) (Pacman pulls out machine gun and kills ghosts) Nurse: But pacman....how? Pacman: Pacman? hahaha I'm Rambo (Pacman is now in fact rambo) Pacman: let's go baby
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matt44au
Crustacean
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You are asking someone for directions. Suddenly they offer you some Chinese food. As you begin to eat it, it turns into a stick of lipstick and a pair of fish-net stockings. You are now a transvestite. Prepare to enter the Scary Door.
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theplusonemace
Poppler
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You are about to enter a world filled with aliens and zombies They all want your brain but you don’t want to give it to them This world is really scary or maybe your just drunk Prepare to enter …. The scary Door
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Xanderz
Delivery Boy
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"Imagine if you will, an announcer you can barely understand, he refers to a [mutters], but you're not quite sure what he said. He seems to be eating something, or perhaps he's a little drunk. It's remotely possible that he just said something about the Scary Door." Awesome.
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Bonsaischaap
Crustacean
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« Reply #96 on: 11-17-2008 14:18 »
« Last Edit on: 11-17-2008 14:21 »
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Ponder if you please about a place called by a name in a time expressed by a number.
Everyone around you is old, yet you're not in Florida. In your cup of coffee you catch a glimpse of the reflection of your face in a nearby window, only to find that you have been thrown forward in time, hurled so to say, like a rock tossed at a train by a teenager.
You've lost all knowledge of who you are, where you were from and how to arrange biographies (now that I think about it, is by subject or... ahh, never mind).
All you remember is entering a mysterious portal in the form of a wooden rectangle, suspended in space.
Chances are, you may have entered, The Scary Door.
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Yodamadashi
Poppler
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You enter a room that is not a room. In fact, the room is a room but the room next to it is the room. You look around only to find Hitler in the room that is not a room. The room that is a room but not a room next to the room starts to creak. You turn around and run out of the room that is not a room next to the room and discover... The Scary Door
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hansel
Crustacean
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What about hypno toad? I was very amused with that show. I watched it for like 5 or 6 minutes though.
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hansel
Crustacean
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Imagine you're having some sort of dream only it's not quite yours. You have, infact, just rented a movie. On the drive home you have no pants. Or something. I'm not sure. On the road there is a tree, it swerves to avoid you. When you close your eyes and open then all you see is...
The Scary Door.
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UnrealLegend
Space Pope
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You turn on the TV, and see... The Scary Door. I think it's a cool show. I much prefer Linda and Morbo, but The Scary Door is better than All My Circuits . I like the episode with the guy's body parts falling off.
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