The Scary Door

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That's really not as bad as you think it is.

EDIT: TOTPD!  Hooray!

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You are about to enter a place. A place where happiness follows you wherever you go, and some places you don't go.
These places are then destroyed by your inner mind, or something like that. These places are... The Scary Doors.

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You have purchased a one way ticket to a place you've heard of, but maybe you can't remember it. You go to board the plane, only to discover that the government's after you, or maybe something worse. You then run into an elevator, only to realise you've actually run through...
The Scary Door.

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You are about to enter a 5th dimension
not only of sight and sound, but of, um, taste, or something
all I know is there's stuff floating around in space, and a really big, ubnoctious eye too
you are about to enter the scary door

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follows the twighlight zone beggining pretty well

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you are entering a space where there appears to be nothing. but you look around only to find you are surrounded by something. you back away from it, only to find some sort of weird thing behind you. you run away to... the scary door.

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You are now boarding a domestic flight into the unknown, the unknown that is the human mind. After finishing your second bag of peanuts you look on the wing and see a gremlin, or prehaps William Shatner, maybe it's both. You make for the emergency exit only to find its really... the scary door.

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You are now boarding a business trip into another reality. In this reality you stick to the roof of Peanut Butter's mouth and the only way to get to a bathroom is through..
The Scary Door

[Reply #47 on:]

I wrote an entire episode...

You're being chased by one of those things you fear - a spider, a ghost, an open space? You try to run, but make no progress. You try to scream, but make no sound. You try to hide, but there's nowhere suitable in an open space and ghosts can see through obstacles anyway. Plus, that spider's in your hair already. You long for the solace of... The Scary Door.

< A scientist watches as a freshly constructed computer steps out of a machine >

Scientist: I have completed construction of the most incredible computer ever designed. With the help of its amazing mind, I will construct an even greater mind. And so on and so until such time as only negligable improvements are gained. And with this final, perfect mind we will triumph over humanity's greatest enemy - the Evilotrons!

< An evil looking alien is shown >

Caption: 6 months later

< The same evil looking alien steps out of the machine >

Scientist: Nooooooooooo!

[Reply #48 on:]

 

Originally posted by robmaunder:
Plus, that spider's in your hair already.

That bit made me laugh out loud for some reason!

Also, welcome to PEEL 

[Reply #49 on:]

Thanks. From a long-time lurker, first time poster.

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you are now entering a spot neighboring a position. you see some sort of cloud... maybe it looks like a bug, or something. but you soon realize it's actually your imagination playing tricks on you. in reality it is a bug. you grab a newspaper to try and swat it. but it flies away into... the scary door.

and welcome to peel, robmaunder   

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As you climb into your car, you feel uneasy - like you left a light on, or forgot to put on your clothes, or were on fire. Your destination is unknown to you, but it seems familiar - even though you haven't arrived yet. It is raining as heavily as it is snowing and slightly less than it is Tuesday. Suddenly, you're there - at... The Scary Door.

[Reply #52 on:]

Here's a similar one...

You think you may have forgotten something - to brush your teeth, to bring your passport, to step out of the way of that speeding bus... It turns out it was the bus. Oh, and the teeth thing - that's why you got confused... and killed. See you on the other side of... The Scary Door.

EDIT: Sorry for the double-post.

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Grim, do you mind if I use your latest scary door for my current fic (Fry inherits FOX)

[Reply #54 on:]

 

Originally posted by Guineapig Trick:
Grim, do you mind if I use your latest scary door for my current fic (Fry inherits FOX)

Yeah no problems, but remember credit where credit is due

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You get to work only to find you arrive at your house. Puzzled you try to masturbate but your groin has been taken. You try to see who has stolen your groin by running up your stairs only to find a carpenter with your groin. Oh and what is he making out of your groin. It appears to be...the scary door.

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That one was just... weird.

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A Finnish debut.

You have miserabely failed in your life and everything tastes like potatos. You jump off the top off a tall building but a purple angel catches you. He tells you to travel west to find a door. What is that ? You travel east and you find... The scary door.

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BTW, you guys write too much TSD-intros including airplanes. 

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Originally posted by barbeq:
A Finnish debut.

You have miserabely failed in your life and everything tastes like potatos. You jump off the top off a tall building but a purple angel catches you. He tells you to travel west to find a door. What is that ? You travel east and you find... The scary door.

Bwaaaaaaah, that's just hilarious!      Ah, great job there. 

And robmaunder, brilliant story there, very Scary Door-ish! 

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Originally posted by barbeq:
BTW, you guys write too much TSD-intros including airplanes.   

That's because the best episode of The Twilight Zone was "Nightmare At 20,000 Feet", a man with a previous fear of flying gets on a plane to go home and ends up seeing a gremlin on the wing, he ends up smashing the window with a sherif pistol and trying to kill the gremlin, he gets taken away to the nut house in the end, but it turns out that the wing really was damaged, by something...

In the original 50s version of this the man was played by William Shatner (thus my joke in my Scary Door Rip off), but in 1986, it was redone as part of The Twilight Zone movie and the maniac man was played by none other than John Lithgow.

There you go some useless nerd knowledge from me for today! Now back to study!

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the scary door is 1 of the many many things i love about futurama because i dont know if any of you have seen the twilight zone but if you have you know its the same and i like the twilight zone and i like the scary door (its just so funny)

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FUTURMAM RULES WWWWWWWWWWOOOOOOOOOO

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Hey, kids! can you say "spam" and "don't double post?" 

[Reply #64 on:]

Yes.  Yes, we can.  PEEL FAQ

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You come to a point where space and time have no meaning. Because you're kinda drunk. You try to remain calm, but you realize you can't remember whether Alex Trebek still has a moustache or not. Is this the deepest regions of hell? No. More than likely you've entered...The Scary Door.

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You're crossing a patch of space where reality dysfunctions, kind of like your family. On one side demons are worshipping your sister in the kitchen and on the other you're hosting a reality show on FOX. But as the show's starting you realize you've turned into a cockroach. As you flee your obese, stampeding mother down the corridor you manage to sqeeze under... The Scary Door.

And another one:
You find yourself between here and there, sort of in the middle, but closer to one of them. The sort of place where your compass fails and ducks fly backwards in strange formations. Your Winebago gets a flat so you knock on the door of a nearby spacecraft to borrow the phone. As you enter the fat lady sings. You've just passed through...  The Scary Door

And they just keep coming:
Beyond the next corner, just above the laundromat is an empty spot. Perhaps there used to be a dimensional portal or a fridge with old eggs. The kind of place where words are written in dust and swiss clocks only cuckoos twice. As a jetengine chrashes through the roof you feel obliged to jump through... The Scary Door

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You're traveling down a thoroughfare of confusion toward a tollbooth attended by an enigma.  You reach for your change, only to discover that you have no hands.  The car starts veering off the road, but you can't buckle your seatbelt because your hands are missing.  Your only choice is to lean over and use your teeth to unlock...The Scary Door.

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I love, the scary door it rocks. I like that one when that guy says " Wow i am the last human on earth now i can read for all eternity!" then his glasses break then his eyes fall out then his hands come off thats a  funny one

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Ok Ok let me give a try

you walk into a room only to see nothing, you walk out you go in another room only to see your mother in the nude you scream or something and run into the scary door

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You have just been to the edge of the universe.You pass through a mirage.It may be a good or a bad thing.Suddenly you start to run out of fuel and go faster then you hit THE SCARY DOOR!(erry music)
i have a question, is it true theres a game called the scary door?cause i found THIS:

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is that a real game?

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I don't think it is. I googled, and there is nothing on it at all.

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You turn on the tv only to realise your favorite shows have been cancelled and replaced by hypnotic crap, you have entered the Fox Network, I mean The Scary Door.

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another is this:
You have just finished work and drive back home.The heat starts to get intence when your eyes are burnt.You hit someone with out noticing its your boss.Finaly you crash and enter,THE SCARY DOOR!(erry music)

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You enter a hallway that leads to door that leads to the end of the universe. A bear rides a motorcycle on the ceiling. Everything and nothing surrounds you as you enter...the Scary Door.

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Your on the beach with a model, only to realise its really  quicksand and the model is actually a landmine. You've just entered the Scary Window!...I mean Door!!!

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You find yourself in an infinite corridor with only a polar bear for company. As you run you look at each door for safety. You try to open one, but it is locked - on the other side a man is trying to enter... The Scary Door.

[Reply #78 on:]

i found the scary door a waste of 30 seconds of futurama time.

[Reply #79 on:]

No you didn't.