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SlackJawedMoron
Urban Legend
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"Turns out it's man!" I was so scared that was gonna turn into some crappy celebrity joke... and the F-team give me an incredibly pleasant surprise! "You ask a passer by for directions, only to find that he has no face or something." The "or something" makes it classic...
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Popetastic
Crustacean
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You're entering another dimension. Or perhaps, it's your regular dimension but you have amnesia. And while you're trying to regain your memory, I'm enjoying sex with your wife. Prepare to enter...The Scary Door.
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Dr. Morberg
Professor
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"You're entering a place near a location, a location filled with a gray squishy substance. Welcome to the human mind, a location with many roads, which lead to small dirt paths. Some lead to intelligence (a college graduate floats by). Some lead to supidity (a stupid looking person floats by). Still others lead to insanity (a person ripping out his hair floats by. You choose a path. It takes you to... The Scary Door."
That's not so bad, is it?
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SlackJawedMoron
Urban Legend
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« Reply #22 on: 06-10-2004 02:02 »
« Last Edit on: 06-10-2004 02:02 »
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You want a worthy adversary? I'll give you a worthy adversary!
"While browsing a metaphrorical milkbar, something bizarre happens. You do not know what, or why it happened, you only know what your mother didn't tell you. Then, suddenly, you're falling, falling through a pit filled with doors, each door more locked then the one after it, though some have larger locks then others, and look better made maybe. Finally, one door opens, and you fall through, but triumph turns to terror as your teeth start attacking you. For you have fallen into... The Scary Door."
EDIT: On second thoughts, I'm not that happy with this... I'll change it if inspiration comes...
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feralHuman
Bending Unit
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Man, you guys are good. "I'm enjoying sex with your wife." Comedy gold. TSD intros have that David Lynch feel to it, surreal and confusingly disjointed. But funny of course. You find yourself in a transcendental state. More likely it's that week old coleslaw you had for lunch. That's not important now. Tracing the poorly laid signs of your subconcious mind. Like some guy looking for the washroom. You discover the only Men's Room is on the Other Side. Relief is beyond ... The Scary Door
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Smurfbabe
Delivery Boy
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Wow - ive read them, i can't unread them, i pity the next...scary door intro! Well those points aside - here's my pathetic attempt.
Your in bed feeling ambiguous. You forget what that means You go to look it up in the dictionary, but you're already in your pajamas, so don't. Now you're dreaming, You enter a portal that looks like a door, you open it, it's not. Your're faced with a something perplexing, a cartoon viewer, or maybe some kind of monster, an ambiguous one. You turn back only to find you're facing The Scary Door.
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Popetastic
Crustacean
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You're entering a parallel universe. Or maybe a perpendicular dimension. Perhaps a little from column A and a little from column B. Let’s call this new column, "Column C." Oh, and now you're gay. Prepare to flamboyantly enter...The Scary Door.
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Guineapig Trick
Professor
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Yes, I know I suck, but here it is anyway and remember after you read it you cant unread it *evil laugh*
You enter a door a door which is a passageway a passageway that is a door you walk through only to find you have no legs you fall, not to the floor, no, to a location not just a location a new dimension, or something and that something is a door, infact it's the same door you started with You have entered the scary door
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it's alot hareder to write the other stuff though
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