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PEE Poll: What would you eat? V2.0
Archduke Chocula   -2 (4.8%)
Admiral Crunch   -2 (4.8%)
Glagnar's Human Rinds   -5 (11.9%)
Bachelor Chow   -7 (16.7%)
Bender Burgers   -15 (35.7%)
Neptunian Slug   -3 (7.1%)
High-quality fortified oil   -1 (2.4%)
Teeth (With the aid of Thoompson's Teeth)   -2 (4.8%)
Tongues straight from the horse's mouth   -1 (2.4%)
You know, I could really go for some __________.   -4 (9.5%)
Total Voters: 42

Nero

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« Reply #40 on: 11-03-2001 19:02 »

mmmmm.. Bender Burgers..

-Nero
totalnerd undercanada

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« Reply #41 on: 11-04-2001 10:43 »

 
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Originally posted by Venus:
 NO! Kittens are for petting not for eating!
You want a tastey treat try puppies. Their wonderful rotisserie style    big grin


Kittens are for petting AND for eating. Cute kittens get petted, ugly kittens get eaten.

Puppies should not be eaten by humans. Feed them to homeless robots or something.

Whilst on this subject, I once ate sushi, and I threw up. Fish are therefore not meant to be eaten unless thoroughly cooked and blackened.   puke   smile

Nixorbo

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« Reply #42 on: 11-04-2001 12:13 »

The only thing sadder would be drowning puppies.  And it would have to be a lot of them

Kittens give Morbo gas
Venus

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« Reply #43 on: 11-04-2001 12:17 »

the ugly kittens tend to have the best personalities. I would know, i volunteered over 60 hours at a cat shelter. Puppys are annoying and slobery but they do make good casseroles.
TheMadCapper

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« Reply #44 on: 11-04-2001 14:07 »

People who are willing to deal with the extra aggravation of a puppy.... they seem to make the best parents later in life.

Be aware that I just pulled that out of my butt. But it seems to make sense.
Venus

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« Reply #45 on: 11-04-2001 14:25 »

i can have four cats and be a good mommy later! i can!
Nixorbo

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« Reply #46 on: 11-04-2001 14:36 »
« Last Edit on: 11-04-2001 14:36 »

Cats suck.  Dogs are where it's at.  Anyway, talk pets in the off-topic forum.
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« Reply #47 on: 11-05-2001 14:09 »

I could go for some caffinated bacon, but baconated grapefruit?  That's crossing the line.

Eww...who'd eat a cat?  You might as well eat sewer rats and prostitutes.
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« Reply #48 on: 11-06-2001 06:42 »

 
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Originally posted by DrThunder88:
I could go for some caffinated bacon, but baconated grapefruit?  That's crossing the line.

Eww...who'd eat a cat?  You might as well eat sewer rats and prostitutes.

Baconated grapefruit sounds good. Sewerrats are high in calories, so Cat is the healthy option. Prostitutes... I think I'll give them a miss.

BrVin

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« Reply #49 on: 11-20-2001 02:05 »

I'd go for a walrus juice. I think it may have potential as a cocktail-ingredient.
Kyle

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« Reply #50 on: 11-20-2001 20:43 »

I could go for some Horse Pepsi and and cocktail shrimp.
winna

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« Reply #51 on: 11-21-2001 01:23 »

 
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Originally posted by Nixorbo:
The only thing sadder would be drowning puppies.  And it would have to be a lot of them

The best way to do it is to tie a brick around their necks and throw them into a lake.    evil laugh

To those whom I have loved...
Sarge

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« Reply #52 on: 11-21-2001 01:45 »
« Last Edit on: 11-21-2001 01:45 »

  "Foo!"
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« Reply #53 on: 11-21-2001 17:20 »
« Last Edit on: 11-21-2001 17:20 by totalnerduk »

 
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Originally posted by winna:
 The best way to do it is to tie a brick around their necks and throw them into a lake.      evil laugh

No! No! No! To drown puppies, you tie their tails together, take them out into the middle of a lake, and set them swimming. They'll paddle in one spot for ages, unable to move in any one direction, as they are all pulling forwards. Then they succumb to hypothermia and exhaustion, slip under and drown.
  cry   evil laugh    evil laugh   cry

By the way, I am not particularly sadistic, and could never hurt an adorable little hairy creature, except Gerbils. One bit me, so I don't like them much.    mad   

Edit Nix, this is not pet talk, this is Animal Foodstuff Preparation Related Talk.

Beat that one!

Chump

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« Reply #54 on: 11-21-2001 18:18 »

Glagnars Human Rinds!
They're a buncha muncha cruncha you know.

Mmm. Human...
Nixorbo

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« Reply #55 on: 11-25-2001 00:26 »

 
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Originally posted by totalnerduk:
Nix, this is not pet talk, this is Animal Foodstuff Preparation Related Talk.

Beat that one!

::Checks date of said post::
11-4, 14:36

::Checks date for when I started the Pets thread::
11-4, 14:39, three minutes after I posted said post. 

Care to shut up now?

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"NOOOOO HE WAS MY BROTHER!" and then got tired and slept.


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« Reply #56 on: 12-18-2001 04:48 »

 
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Originally posted by Sarge:
I'd eat pizza.
WITH A SIDE OF POPPLERS....YUMMY!!!!!!
Just Chris

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« Reply #57 on: 12-21-2001 11:40 »

Why use puppies and dogs when you can process gym mats to serve cafeteria meat! It's the PC way!
meisterPOOP

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« Reply #58 on: 12-21-2001 11:49 »

Mmmm...Steak...Processed and Formed Chopped Beef...
Kryten

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« Reply #59 on: 12-21-2001 13:05 »

 
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Originally posted by Sarge:
I'd eat pizza.

I'd eat bagels.
I'd eat hot dogs with mustard and beer.
I'd eat eggplant.
I could e-e-e-even eat a baby deer.
Lalalala la la la la.
Who's that little baby deer on the lawn...

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« Reply #60 on: 12-23-2001 13:32 »
« Last Edit on: 12-23-2001 13:32 »

Mmmmmm...Glagnar's Human Rinds....   tongue
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