Originally posted by winna:
The best way to do it is to tie a brick around their necks and throw them into a lake.
No! No! No! To drown puppies, you tie their tails together, take them out into the middle of a lake, and set them swimming. They'll paddle in one spot for ages, unable to move in any one direction, as they are all pulling forwards. Then they succumb to hypothermia and exhaustion, slip under and drown.
By the way, I am not particularly sadistic, and could never hurt an adorable little hairy creature, except Gerbils. One bit me, so I don't like them much. Edit
Nix, this is not pet talk, this is Animal Foodstuff Preparation Related Talk.
Beat that one!