Affirmations

[on:]

I dont think this has been done before.

In Scott Adams's The Dilbert Future, he mentions affirmations, which, according to him, has always worked. It is basically a wish that you make that becomes granted. You do it like this:

I, [Your name here], will/have [Your wish here]

I thought we could all wish for Futurama being revived. It can't hurt can't it. So everybody make a Futurama wish in the format above and write it 15 times while visualizing your wish, and we might get back our favorite show.

Footnote: You can't write want, because that would mean your wish is you want to want to see futurama back on the air again.

[Reply #1 on:]

There's a reason this hasn't been done before. Do you actually believe in this?

[Reply #2 on:]

No piont in trying...  It's kinda like that one biologist who said if you wished it, or thought about it long enough, eventually youll get it through evlotion. 

[Reply #3 on:]

"Hey, a man can dream cant he? A man can dream...."

[Reply #4 on:]

Scott Adams also said that affirmations are bogus, in his other book, God's Debris.
So that cancels out what he said in The Dilbert Future leaving ZERO!!!!

*is too lazy to break out the modsignal*

[Reply #5 on:]

Wow, that's the most my intelligence has been insulted in quite some time.